Easter Cat's biography

Easter Cat, a.k.a. Esther, is merely a product of her parents' and brother's unimaginative imaginations. So anything that you read is really just a product of your highly imaginative self. Please be sure to keep this in mind, for all of the following is subject to change at any time.
She used to live in Moore, Oklahoma. Moore is a housing suburb located north of Norman (home of the University of Oklahoma) and south of Oklahoma City (home of the big hole, formerly known as the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building). Moore achieved some minor fame when it was subjected to some minor weather occurences.
She now lives in Arlington, TX. It's a housing suburb east of Ft. Worth and west of Dallas. It's also where you can find the amusement park, Six Flags over Texas.

Other items of minor interest

Easter Cat owns quite a herd of fish. Currently the collection is in a bit of flux (i.e., there are some new additions, while some others have keeled over). Nonetheless, consider this list sacrosanct until told otherwise.
Thomas Andrew Lehrer, a bristlenose plecostomus; Francis Crick, James Watson, Rosalind Franklin, Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, Gustav Mahler, Walter Gropius, and Franz Werfel, albino and spotted corydoras; Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky, Oedipus Rex, and Wernher Von Braun, clown loaches; and Ms. Cartman and some unnamed fish, pearl, long finned, and striped danios; Adenine, Thymine, Cytosine, and Guanine, two otocinclus and two siamese algae eaters.
For your information:
Thomas Andrew Lehrer (a.k.a., Tom Lehrer) is a mathematician and musical satirist.
James Watson, Francis Crick, and Rosalind Franklin were three of the scientists who discovered DNA, deoxyribonucleic acid. Ms. Franklin died before she could receive her Nobel Prize (they are not awarded posthumously).
Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel acquired most of the top creative men in Central Europe as lovers. Out of those, she married three.
Gustav Mahler wrote "Das Lied von der Erde" and other symphonic works.
Walter Gropius was the head of the "Bauhaus" school of architectural design.
Franz Werfel was a writer who achieved some fame with Das Lied Von Bernadette (The Song of Bernadette).
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky was a Russian mathematician who did some work on non-Euclidean geometry.
Oedipus Rex was a fictional character in the eponymously titled Greek tragedy. Also mentioned by Sigmund Freud, psychologist.
Wernher Von Braun was a Nazi scientist whose pioneering work in rocketry during World War II helped the US build ballistic missiles.
Ms. Cartman is a character on the Comedy Central cartoon, South Park.
Adenine and Thymine, Cytosine and Guanine are the base pairs in DNA, deoxyribonucleic acid.

Minutiae

Easter Cat has graduated college and is currently spending her royalty check on items like the Lexus coupe, while cruising around with Mike Mills (of R.E.M.). Of course, this'll happen when hell freezes over.

The Queen Mother did exist for about 20 years until she died on 8 Jan. 1999. If you're interested in visiting the QM's grave, please e-mail sinople@yahoo.com.

If you're interested in a photo of Easter Cat, you'll have to wait until she puts up one (in about, oh, 10000 years).