The Batty Quiz

Which of my many personality aspects are you?



i come across a pair of boots. i:

shove them up my hole.
tell everyone i made them.
assume someone bought them for me because everyone loves me.
put them on and look stunning.



i'm at a club. i'm most likely:

fucking the plunger in the restroom.
wearing a dress that looks like a toilet paper cozy.
signing mousepads for my endless admirers.
djing.



i just woke up. i:

extract the cat from my poon.
get out of bed in my PVC pajamas, size C for corpulent.
start painting on my eyebrows and eyeliner while having an epileptic fit, preparing myself for the throngs of people who need me to exist.
look fabulous.



i entered a costume contest. do i:

win because i shoved everyone else up my poon so the judges can't see them.
win because the designer of simplicity pattern #13754 was so talented.
win because everyone loves me and i am so stunning.
tell everyone to get stuffed and have a beer.



i get my design ideas from:

the large entourage of gay men who live in my hooha.
blackened angels, versatile fashions, and the 1994 simplicity pattern collection.
the support of my fans and the little people, who are so kind.
my own head.



the people who made this quiz are:

clearly jealous of my vaginal capacity.
clearly jealous of my original and unique designs and use of fabrics.
clearly jealous of my amazing charisma and fanbase.
sarcastic geniuses.



Please make sure you've answered all the questions!
Code adapted from alanna's quiz tutorial