Cecil Says

Ask Cecil Berkowitz a question, he will then respond with advice. On occasion jared will input his recomendation, or what he thinks of what cecil said. We also get JimE1033 to 'help' out every now and then, despite how blatantly evil he is, and of course Bob Dole puts down his 2 cents too.

Cecil helps with dating. 1/4/04
Phil Lumpkins writes: "I've dated everone in my circle of friends, what should I do?" Ph34r my 5killz@aol.com
	cecil says "when you've dated everyone in your circle of friends, you must do 2 things. A. get new friends 2. don't date them"
	why date friends, what's the point, unless you're using them to get back at someone, like a cheaply written hollywood movie based around teens.
	WELL, since this was so fucking important to take time out of MY day so that "THE fucking JARED" will shut the hell up, I better give it a go. Yeah, Once you've dated all the girls in your group go after the guys, ya fag.
	Mr. Dole fell asleep while the question was being asked.

To contact Cecil Berkowitz for advice, E-mail him at cberko@witty.com.
He is often on the road, literally (hitch hikes, poorly, forced to sleep in the ditches of highways), but that is the life of the legendary Cecil Berkowitz. He told me he would stop off in public libraries and coffee shops that have the internet and try to help as many people as possible, but you never know when he'll be able to check it. Not all inquiries will be answered, but if you have a problem, see if Cecil can help.