CONTAINS VULGARITY!!!
Obviosly I'm not the first to have fun with telemarketers, but from my experience this time honored tradition of making the callers of these harrassing phone calls hate their jobs just doesn't get old.
below I will put the documented records that I hold of these conversations.
ring ring
ring rin-click
hello....
hello?..click
Hi!, is this Jeremy Basso
no this is Jared Cheeda
Great! that's who I'm looking for
Damn it, you tricked me
That's right sir, I did!
bastard
Now I'd like to talk to you about your long distance plan
that's good, but don't wanna talk about my long distance plan
Well to bad, your just going to have to listen any ways
Fuck You
Oh now sir, that's not very nice
I'll eat your children
Go right ahead, I don't like them
Now about your long distance plan, what do you currently use
uhhhh, my phone I think
heh ha, very funny sir, this month we have a special offer
I don't care, I don't want it
But aren't all those calls to dear grandmother in Wisconsin driving your phone bill off the wall
First off, my grandmother has never been to Wisconsin, and Second she's dead
Well that's even better, what could be more long distance then contacting your dead grandmother from the other side,
because with our new "Otherside" Program-
STOP CALLING ME!!!
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