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| "What We Did For Christmas" or, "That time I flicked a cigarette at Santa out the car window and he chased us for twenty miles" by Colebot |
| It all began as a science project. +ragic and I wanted to see what would happen if we funnelled a good amount of beer and then tried to take on the evil asshole A.I. on NFL Blitz for Dreamcast. |
| It all went bad after just a few minutes. Even teamed up together, +ragic and I were already down by thirty points at the end of the first quarter. |
| A half hour later, we had lost, 124 to 60. We both felt horrible and funnelled a few more, because that's what real people do after a bad day when they need to feel better so they can go back at it later. |
| And of course, better we felt. We were ready to tackle the game again,confident and itching to go. |
| We lost again, so we started making videos.Of ourselves. Talking to a camera. And you thought your life sucked. |
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| Colebot, +ragic, and Samuel L. Jackson, who stopped in to wish us a Merry Christmas. You can't see it, but he had this huge pile of presents out in his car. He had just started to smile that gorgeous smile of his when +ragic pelted him with a beercan and muttered someting about "goddamned Jehovah's Witnesses". |
| This was just done in a hurry, while intoxicated. While watching the Terminator. So, now you know how things work here and why the quote of the day is always the same. (Editor's Note: No, we don't.) |