LethalWeaponEnding

    Colebot started screaming, "NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!" and poked Officer Elmore in the eyes. I muttered, "I'm too old for this shit," and drove off, speeding up the ramp of the truck, smashing through the house's front wall. Officer Elmore drove alongside us as we crashed through room after room. The lady who was sitting in the rocking chair suddenly landed on our windshield. She reached inside and grabbed Colebot by the hair. Colebot grabbed her hand and launched himself (along with her) into the living room. I swerved around the coffee table, making a u-turn, noticing Colebot and Rocking Chair Chick rolling to a halt on the carpet. I put my foot on the gas, as RCC stood up and jumped into a flying kick at Colebot. Colebot swiftly side-stepped, caught her leg and spun her around until I wizzed by at about 75 MPH, smashing her into the grill of my car. I slammed on the brakes.

     "Colebot! Get yo ass into the car!" I screamed. I noticed, Officer Elmore had turned around, driven his car in through the other end of the house, and was speeding straight for us. Colebot screamed, "Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" and jumped into the car. I peeled out on the living room carpet, bracing myself for a head-on collision with Officer Elmore. Officer Elmore was almost through the Kitchen, now. We got closer. Thirty feet. Twenty. At ten feet, Officer Elmore swerved right, smashing through a bed room and out the other side. I stopped the car and looked out as Officer Elmore's car flew onto the road. His tires blew out, and he slowly rolled to a stop on some train tracks. A train immediately smashed into the side of his car, spinning him. After a minute, Officer Elmore checked himself for injuries, then wiped the sweat off of his forehead. Another train came the opposite way, smashing the other side of his car, spinning him. After another minute, he checked himself for injuries, then wiped more sweat off of his brow.

     Colebot and I glanced at each other, surprised, then looked back at Officer Elmore. He noticed us watching him, then gave us the "ok" sign with his thumb and index finger. An 18-wheeler smashed into the rear of his car, flinging it over the bridge.

     Colebot and I drove over to the scene of the accident, and got out of the car. We looked over the side of the bridge. Nothing.

     Suddenly, Officer Elmore shot out of the water, feet first. His feet made contact with my chin, knocking me on my ass. He flipped backwards in mid-air, landing a switchblade kick to the side of Colebot's head. Colebot flew over the side of the bridge, barely catching the guardrail at the last instant. I drew my gun and aimed at Officer Elmore, then realized I didn't have a gun, and screamed "BANG!" as compensation. Officer Elmore dodged. "Damn, he's fast!" I yelled. I screamed "BANG!" five more times, Officer Elmore dancing away from each shot with ease. I tried to reload, but he kicked it over the side of the bridge. He grabbed me by the throat and began to squeeze. That was when Colebot skewered Officer Elmore with the rocking chair and lifted him into the air. Officer Elmore screamed in Chinese, flailing around. Joe Pesci walked up, saying, "Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok." I slapped him and he turned and walked away. I could've sworn he was wiping away a tear as he left.

     Colebot and Officer Elmore eventually stumbled off the side of the bridge, plunging into the icy, three-foot-deep creek. "Where are you, Colebot?! Will it to me, Colebot! Will it to me!" I cried. I waited a few minutes, then walked around the bridge, and down the hill into the creek. "Will it to me, Colebot! Will it to me!" I screamed. I went back up to my car and got a flashlight out of the trunk, then walked back down to the creek. "Will it to me, Colebot!" I'd scream over and over. I saw two bodies, one impaled upon a rocking chair, one not. I went back to the hill and got a tree branch, then walked back to the two bodies and poked both of them with the branch. I was pretty sure one might be Officer Elmore, but of Colebot, there was no trace.

     "Colebot! Will it to me, Colebot! Will it to me!" I excitedly mumbled.