crap

CRAP THAT I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO PUT!!!!

Okay, so it's like 2:00 in the morning and I have a sugar rush from diet pepsi. (i know thats completely contradictory, but shut up) and i have nothing else to do cuz im @ my grampas so i decided to make this page :S

I'm not a Starfleet commander
Or TJ Hooker
I don't live on Starship NCC-170
Or own a phazer
And, no, I don't know anyone named Bones, Soolu, or Spock
I've never had green alien sex
Although I'm sure it'd be quite an evening
I speak English
And French
Not Clingon
I drink Labatt
Not Romulanale
And when someone says to me "Live long and prosper"
I seriously mean it when I say "Get a life"
My doctor's name is not McCoy
It's Getensburg
And Muppets are puppets
Not real animals
And when I speak, I never talk like every word is its own sentence
I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal
And, yes, I've gone where no man has gone before
But I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission
My name is William Shatner and
I AM CANADIAN

William Shatner

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MY FAVOURITE SONGS

Pretend to Be Nice -Josie and the Pussycats

Hooked on a Feeling -BJ Thomas

I'm My Own Grandpa - Spike Jones

Andie Soundtrack

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