One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke up his wife with a pinch on the breast
and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the
penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up
we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman and your brother."
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