Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A: The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy, but the werewolf smells better. -------------------------------------------- Q: Why do the French have tree-lined streets? A: So the Germans can march in the shade! -------------------------------------------- Q: How do French women hold there licker? A: By the ears! -------------------------------------------- When Disney opened Euro Disney in Paris, they set off fireworks, as is tradition. The next day France surrendered. =========================== Q.what goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and sticky? A.chewing gum ------------------------------------------- Q. What were the boys doing behind the milkbar? A.having a gaytime ---------------------------------------- Q.what were the girls doing behind the milkbar? A.licking their splits ----------------------------------- Q. what were the kids doing behind the milkbar A. tonguing bubble o bill -------------------------------- Q.how do you give a dog a bone? A.rub it's balls ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Q.HOW CAN U TELL WHEN A BLONDE'S BEEN ON YOUR COMPUTER? A.THERE'S A CONDOM ON YOUR JOYSTICK WHITEOUT ON YOUR SCREEN A 20 CENT COIN IN THE FLOPPY DISK DRIVE AND CHEESE NEXT TO THE MOUSE ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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