This part of my page is going to tell you all about my life. I hope you will enjoy yourself reading this interesting part of my page. If you are wondering why I am stalling, it is because my life is very boring and I am pained to type it, but I have no other ideas at the moment so here it goes: I was born on October 14, 1985, the same year Back to the future was released. I was born in Kadlec Hospital in Richland. My twin, Alex was born two and a half minutes after I was. I lived in the Tri-Cities until I was four. We moved to Indiana and stayed there for five years. That was where I was corrupted by the public school system.
The great idea of "invented spelling" was fixed into my pliable little mind. When my dad go his PhD, we moved to Idaho, land of the Mormons. We lived in Idaho Falls which was a temple town. That was where I spent the worst year of my life:the seventh grade(thunder rumbles and scary music starts playing). No local friends except Chris and Andrew, who I never saw. School was fine except at...THE BASS'S"(scary music incresses in volume and and omnisity). Then came that fateful day when I recived the joyful news: WE WERE MOVING TO WASHINGTO!!(the Ode to Joy starts playing with the choir) It was there that I met Geoff, Nick, Karen, Noree, Jubal, and all sorts of friends. And here I am, sitting at the computer typing this page that will soon grow with accounts of fun times spent with my friends.