Giygas's Revenge Part 5 - A New Edge Upon Evil
By: Byron Venn
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Onett, 8:30 A.M.
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Ness: Morning!



Jeff: Morning have a good rest?

Ness: No why?

Jeff: I Didn't, my machine is well crap...

Ness: Why do you say that it looks good and working

Jeff: Its not, trust me it blew up into peices after i tried using it.

Ness: What is it exactly?

Jeff: I call it Necroplasmatic.Energy.Revival.Device, NERD for short, but I am
trying to make it work much better, but so far I've caught on fire,
been shocked, knocked out, and of course burned, may be I should read a book I found in
your room.

Ness: No, not my journal, hell no, no way!!

Jeff: Course not, I'm reading this...



Ness: I Lived with a Tiger by Claude balls



Ness's mother: Morning boys were's Paula and Poo at?

Ness: Sleepin'.

Mom: Oh, OH my god!, Ness I think you should read this.

Ness: What is this?



Ness: WAKE UP NOW!!!!
Poo: What!?
Ness: Threed was invaded by zombies!
Paula : What!
Ness : Thats right, get up and teleport.



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Zombie 1 : Pull my finger.

Zombie2: OK.



Both zombies: HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!



Ness: That was easy, now what?

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B.C.7776
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Starman s: Pokey Collecter 1 complete: Giant Moth.

Pokey: Good!

Drager Bot: Pokey! Ness is in Threed!

Pokey: Good, and make me some tuna, Idiot!

Drager Bot: Yes boss!

Pokey : No Dolphin's safe this time!

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199x Threed, circus tent
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Ness: What the?!



Ness: These are Pokeys plans we may yet win!

      The End

Stay tuned for, A UNLIKELY FRIEND, Part 6, see ya dark monkeys
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