Part 13: Smelly Fight, Stinky Kids

Ness:God it smells like freakin ass in here jeff did you fart a big fat wet
one

Jeff:no poo did it

Poo:Hey kiss my ass  4 eyes

Paula:SHUT UP YOU BASTERDS GOD DAMMNIT

Monster:hehehe

Ness:who laughed??

monster:me

Ness:whose  me ????

Monster:MMMMMMEEEEEEE

Ness:holy crap thats  one big piece a  shit

Monster:aaahhhhhhh its god !!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff:I think i understand it We eat food and POOP out well, poop and it
builds onto him and turns him into a big golem made of crap

Paula:gross how or why could you be covered in crap and like it

Monster :haayyyy your those bitchy kids ain't ya

ness:why ,yes

Monster:crap smack



Angel:hevans gaiden

Monster:aaaacccckk evil and vile light arrrg

angel :come with me,you have no choice just enter and you'll be safe we need
your help in the gaiden hurry

Ness:who are you????

All of a sudden paulas eyes lit up like a torches of  good and pure white
flames and takes on a hevanly gaze to the group

Poo:paula????

ness: Lets go in the portal

45 minuetesLater

Angel: welcome to the hevans garden it is under attack buy starman supreme
and starman pheinox have been terrrorizing this world

Jeff:we killed starman supreme,starman pheniox whos that??

Angel : starman supremes war lord commander and planet ruler he has the
ability to turn anything into sone or what ever he wants you must kill him
and when pheniox dies a fire bird shall rise and vanish into the earth and
the flames wil renew all those who have fallen to the plight of darkness and
those who have crushed the evil will begian in a new  gaiden

Ness:wow we really got work to do hunh

angel:yes take these wepons,ness the bat of the gods

Ness:swwwwwweeeeeeeetttttt

angel :to paula the heart of nobles

Paula:neato

Angel:jeff,to you is  the gaiden beam

Jeff:awesome

Angel:and to you poo the sword of legends ,this sword is older then time its
self

Poo:magnificent

Angel:you now must leave and go to starmans astroid base in deep space good
luck

38 minuetes later at the star base

Paula:this is weird but this place seems familer

ness :yes it does i-

Poo:nnnnnooooooo 

paula:whats wrong ??

Poo:this was my homeland those basterds i'll kill'em all with my  own 2
hands and mind

Jeff:poo wait! that seems a Little couragese but think rationaly thats a
good idea to use rationality no-

poo:shut up 

Ness:poo control yourself knock it off

Poo:no ,you have everything given to you like bread ness you don't  know
every persons name who lives in onett no you don't

To be continued??????

Will poo leave
will I finally get cable
will my friend stop braething in my face
will earthworm jim wear spandex,i don't want to know
will phenox starman kill some one
see in chapter 14        friends torn and made

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