GUESTBOOK

Archive 1

First Name :   Duncan Phillips
Comment :   Hi, please sign the Law Soc Guestbook
First Name :   Dunc
Comment :   c'mon kids lets stir up some controversy...
Name :   The Lone Ranger
Comment :   Hi ho Silver
Name :   Big Fat Red Faced Man.
Comment :   Guess which prominant member of the Law Society Commitee I am.
Name :   Anxious first year boy
Comment :   I am a first year new to the Law Faculty but is Greg MacDougall the poor man's fat sweaty Doctor Greene from ER lookalike? If so could he please stop bothering the boys in my year on Law Soc nights out.
Name :   Jack Frost
Comment :   I too have been bothered by the one who is a poor man's Dr Green. This man needs to be brought to justice. I have noticed one too many a first year being led into the unknown realms of 9 Bruntsfield Avenue!
Name :   Fan of Fat Ricky M.
Comment :   It was such a relief to hear that another first year boy has been bothered by Greg MacDougall, other than me. It is comforting to know that it wasn't just something particular about me that attracted his attention: my curly fair hair; or boyish good looks
Name :   Anon. 4th Year
Comment :   Who is that lovely blonde in the Diploma?
Name :   ER Fan (attractive 1st year girl)
Comment :   I don`t remember seeing any fat Dr Greene lookalikes in any events but I`m a big fan of Anthony Edwards. What`s his number so I can arrange a hot date?
Name :   anon
Comment :   It bothers, me that "bothered" a completely shite word is being used so freely on the website. Stop using it. Your chat stinks. Use the website for slating people by all means, but use good old fashioned words like fuck, shit piss, crap, or annoy. A suita
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   With all due respect fuck face, people can use any pissing word they want to. At least they have the literary skills to write something humourous, which is more than can be said for your shit effort. Twat.
Name :   Concerned Student.
Comment :   It is really beginning to worry about this guy "the Raven". Some of my mates play rugby and I hate to think of them being tortured by this monster. Please, somebody put an end to this evil Dark Prince lest we fall under his power. Where is Perry Masson
Name :   Legend
Comment :   In reply to the "Concerned Student." Ravens are birds, and birds have no willies, so just look for someone with a tiny cock.
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   I feel that the message board is being abused by people for their own purposes, I thought that it was meant to provide an intellectual and retrospective insight into the internal mechanisms of the Old College. Oh Well fuck off, felt I had to put in a toke
Name :   Robbie McLaren
Comment :   I am a pulling legend, in fact I am the best looking god dam stallion in this city!! On your knees bitches
Name :   Quincy QC
Comment :   To the MAN who found that womenly love can happen, even if there is no grass on the playing field. There is only one type of true love, and that love is the brown lovin' between your Aberdeenshire family. Good night!!!
Name :   Robbie W. D. McLaren
Comment :   I am the real Robbie McLaren, and I must apologise for the crudeness of the imposter, despite the fact that it may or may not be true is neither here nor there. Apologies on my behalf
Name :   Magnum P.I.
Comment :   After three weeks of digging, under the careful eye of my assistant Columbo. I can safely say that the Penn State Racers cheated at Beerionteering and should have incurred at least one two minute time penalty. More to come.
Name :   Billy Thompson
Comment :   Spotted in the Meadows in the early hours of Sunday morning - a 4th year chick [a "big name" no less]rolling around in the mud playing rugby or at least attempting to, with some South African rugger buggers!!! Outrageous & intolerable behaviour...
Name :   Neil J Ellice
Comment :   From past experience I have to say that I am in total agreement Robbie.
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   There is a crude and dasterdly ploy to undermine the reputation of that lovely young man, Robbie McLaren. Does no one realise that it is all lies and fabrications?
Name :   anon
Comment :   Question with regard to all the letters: Why are all those people writing all that crap and pretending to be someone else? If your going to spout off reems of pish you might as well own up to it.
Name :   Deputy Dewey
Comment :   With my special senses, I seem to be detecting a bit of "sour grapes" with regard to the beerienteering. The Penn State Racers were true winners and they should be allowed to enjoy their victory without unnecessary ill-feeling.
Name :   horniest devil
Comment :   Much cock sucking, anal pummelisation, tit wanking needing to be supplied by all the desperate 4th year girls. Especially me. Apply within.
Name :   Neil Ellice
Comment :   I love Daisy.
Name :   Daisy Cobb
Comment :   I love Neil.
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   In reply to "horniest devil": Any boys needing anal pummelisation should Try Calton Hill in the early hours of Saturday morning, and say "yes" to anyone that asks if you know where CC Blooms is...
Name :   Boris Rushkinov
Comment :   I also love Neil.
Name :   The Raven.
Comment :   To the dick-head who asks about the letters and pretending to be someone else. He doesn`t like people writing things unidentified but has his name as "anon". Surely this guy must be in possession of an extra 21 chromosome to be so thick. Appologise!
Name :   Neil Ellice
Comment :   I love Boris, too.
Name :   anon
Comment :   Raven, your days are numbered. My Dad's a fucking mongo, you heartless prick.
Name :   Billy Thompsons Invisible Friend
Comment :   It's lies, all lies......
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   Slightly more constructive or witty comments would be welcomed...
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   Pummelisation, sounds very interesting. Please to see that the Golden couple aren't ashamed to show their true feelings, isn't it lovely!
Name :   Richard Fish Lookalike
Comment :   Legend has it that a fourth year girl is a prolific and expert giver of dry rides. Please enter reviews here.
Name :   "A Big Name"
Comment :   Pleased to see El Presidente has excelled herself yet again in "nailing" another of the faculty's younger students commonly referred to as BB..... Keep up the good work.
Name :   Concerned Student.
Comment :   What the hell happened to the slightly larger Doogie Donnoly`s face? It looks like he`s got lepracy.
Name :   A VP
Comment :   Who did EL Presidente nail on Thursday cos if it was Ben Moffat then he was comatose and that is clandestine injury. p.s. is the Hamster still alive or did it drown in a pool of Stella. apologies for Terence's sadistic
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   I am afraid to say that the Hamster passed away, fluffy was a good friend, one whom I could really talk to, and now she's gone, gone!!! Agggghhhhhhh!
Name :   El Presidente
Comment :   Harsh words Malcy - clearly unfair, unjustified & uncalled for!! You were in no fit state to call anybody else comatose, and as for me, I remember very little of the evening but it was my birthday, - so that's perfectly alright! Oh & hamster's ok - proba
Name :   Nosey Bugger
Comment :   When are we going to get a more full explanation of last Sunday's "committee" dinner.
Name :   Columbo
Comment :   Riddler is a funny one to talk about being miserable. At least I don't inflict my depression on everyone else.
Name :   Magnum P.I.
Comment :   Riddler, your scarred features and cliquey ways have set a plague amongst Old College. In our war, I will be the last man standing.
Name :   Fit Girl
Comment :   In response to "arnold": Did you get another K.B. on Thursday night? A little bit bitter? I would suggest changing your name first of all, as it's not very appealing. Secondly, why do you even care about fit girls as you are clearly never going to get an
Name :   Faculty Birds
Comment :   In reply to Mr Motivator, you're clearly an ugly Loser who's been KB'd on many an occasion by us.
Name :   Un Grand Nom.
Comment :   What`s the problem with turning up to the Int. Law Dance in Santa Suits? It says X-mas dress on the ticket.
Name :   Un Grand Nom.
Comment :   What`s the problem with turning up to the Int. Law Dance in Santa Suits? It says X-mas dress on the ticket.
Name :   The Green Goddess
Comment :   Has anyone seen the nick of the fourth year boys lately, fancy themselves don't they? Nothing but an overweight bunch of clowns in tight teeshirts
Name :   Medic lads
Comment :   Okay- breaking all cross-faculty rules. Who were the 2 'Pink-haired' and 'discount 'girls spottted out on Thursday night? From their 4th year fan club.
Name :   Santa
Comment :   Merry Christmas
Name :   Tiny Tom Thumb
Comment :   There is a rumour that a Mr. Neil Ellis streaked across the 18th at St. Andrews after 2 bottled beers. Is this true?
Name :   V.A.gina
Comment :   To the poor man's Dr.Green with a liking for camels pubes - you need to improve your bedside manner you horrible, horrible man.
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   There is also a rumour that "Ellis" is actually spelt Ellice.
Name :   Fat Dr. Green
Comment :   I agree I am a horrible man who needs to improve my bed-side manner but you were wearing very ugly,prickly PJs that were like woven Camel pubes & Barbed wire.
Name :   4 th year
Comment :   medics, don't worry about cross-faculty rules: during the Old College drought of 1997-1999 we lawyer lads were forced to break cross-gender rules!
Name :   Nomen Maximus
Comment :   Good to see the faculty stud Robbie has now managed to pull both the Int Law Students President and the Law Soc Presidents.
Name :   Boris Rushkinov
Comment :   Daisy, I have you`re pillow. Join the Black Shadow Organisation or you shall never see it again!
Name :   V.A.gina
Comment :   Theory dehind the PJs is to fend off horrible, drunk men who you try to be nice to and let sleep in your bed and proceed to snore impossibly loudly ALL night and then slag off your taste in PJs and literature.
Name :   Nellis
Comment :   In reply to Tiny Tom Thumb: Get you facts right, it was three half lager shandies.
Name :   Fat Lookalike Association
Comment :   The Medics should know that the 'pink hair' and'discount' girls are being courted by two of our members. Unless they can trump the dizzy heights of Ricky M and Dougie D., they are wasting their time.
Name :   Daisy Cobb - the real McCoy
Comment :   Bring it on medics. Were you the ones dressed as Dirty old men?
Name :   St. Nicholas
Comment :   Re: ILSA Ceilidh I've been to better funerals.
Name :   Greg's Friend
Comment :   Who is V.A.gina? With Greg's recent form, one can only imagine the worst...
Name :   4th yr
Comment :   Many 4th year clowns. Many overweight fourth year men. Many of them wearing tight t-shirts. But, only one man may claim all three crowns...I say we take a vote: no holds barred!
Name :   God
Comment :   Please, please, my children. I did not grace you with this technology so that you could engage in such verbal violence. I want to see a marked improvement by next week, or it's curtains for all of you.
Name :   I win Boris
Comment :   Black shadow org. is doomed. I not only have a pillow of yours in my clutches but also a fat Ricky Martin. Be warned!!!
Name :   Medic Lads
Comment :   Pinky and Discount-Your faculty seems to be full of imposters and wannabes.We on the other hand can supply GENUINE sex appeal.Dougie and Ricky can't compete with the might of the medics.Trust us-we're doctors.
Name :   Robbie
Comment :   I am closing in on the Quartet of Presidents, only Nellice (Mooting) and Dan (LSC) to go, be warned I am closing in on you!
Name :   Jack Frost
Comment :   Yes, I have returned! i have overthrown my accomplice the riddler due to the fact that he lost the plot recently after an encounter with a sailor named Blackbeard and his bottle of rum!
Name :   Jack Frost
Comment :   I now plan to hunt down boris and the lone ranger! However I need a new partner. What about that dastardly fiend "Jerry the vicious vegan". I believe there's room above the Spidersweb for him to stay.
Name :   Basil Brush
Comment :   OK Nellis you overweight tight teeshirt wearing clown you win.
Name :   Doris Rushkinov
Comment :   I love Boris
Name :   British National Party
Comment :   I am sick to death of the foreigners using all the computers in the micro labs. There should be a separate lab. Can't ILSA do something about this or are they to blame?
Name :   To Greg`s Friend
Comment :   The question is not "WHO" but "WHAT" Is V.A. Gina. I`m pretty sure it couldn`t be human.
Name :   Boris Rushkinov
Comment :   AH, so my long lost love Doris has escaped the clutches of the Capatilst infidels of the CIA. Together we shall populate the faculy with our superior genes.
Name :   Pinky
Comment :   Sorry lads-I'm afraid you were beaten to the post by none other than THE man himself,Dirk Diggler.How could any girl resist that fine head of hair and those figure-hugging trousers?And you all thought that was a cucumber strapped to his leg...
Name :   Scottish Nationalist Party
Comment :   I am sick to death with all the English students using all the CPUs in the micro-labs. Can the Int. Law students do anything about this or are they to blame?
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   Bring it on Jack Frost, I have dealt with pesky injuns, so a man of ice should present no problem. British National Party, as you are aware I am skilled at ethnic cleansing
Name :   dorothy
Comment :   i am very disappointed with the level of gaia pulling recently.i have been checking through the cctv tapes-there are only the usual horny punters -cummon guys get your act together.
Name :   A Suave
Comment :   To the BNP member,is it just because you have had a string of KBs from the fit Norwegians that you complain and this is the only thing you can think of. Maybe you should realise they are using the computers to write essays instead of writing pointless mes
Name :   Ristin Krusdahl
Comment :   Suave, the only pointless existence in Old College is YOU.
Name :   Akdanniz Mondeetra Randertahlan
Comment :   I think the amount of racism in this multi cultural faculty is quite disgusting.
Name :   Shareen Ratleeb Dijanni
Comment :   i agree, akdanniz. Please, my scotish frends, there is no call for such intolerance to my llm partners and I. We mean no harm.
Name :   Nieder Von Klinkerhoff
Comment :   i don't. takk me to your leader.
Name :   Ihav Jis Fated
Comment :   I can not understand english, can you take me in your Arabian mouth
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   I think that a man if my mediating skills is needed to prevent a pow wow between the different races, I have no problem with anyone as long as you aint no pesky injun.
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   Jack Frost, your dasterdly plan to undermine the unity in the Faculty will not succeed, look at the strength of my multi-racial partnership with Tonto - flawless.
Name :   Bankok Chick Boys
Comment :   We likes fourth year boys long time
Name :   Suave
Comment :   I am glad that a BNP member finds my existence pointless i would hate to gain approval from you.
Name :   Found
Comment :   A R. Kruhsdahl loyalty card for Blair Street sauna, almsot full, only ome more visited requried for a free treat.
Name :   A fourth year boy
Comment :   I believe the girls in our year are throwing around some comments about our lack of drinking! This I feel is a fairly rash comment as I myself and many of my fellow friends have had to be "escorted" home by the girls on numerous occasions after nights ou
Name :   Another fourth year
Comment :   I agree, but if there are any doubts in your minds girls about our drinking, I believe there is a party at a certain flat on Thursday where I'm sure you will be able to view a fine array of drunken two-bit lawyers.
Name :   Gustav asvigofsmirnof
Comment :   Vonderful vomen in this law vaculty, hows you like some russian lovin?
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   I was sitting an exam today, heh crime fighting isn't a career, and I noticed a very drunk man enter, Eadie was his name. Obviously out of place he promprtly left, not before baffling one and all.
Name :   Ihave Jis Fated
Comment :   Nghhh, Hai fancy some luving from a Rushian. Please send me your phone number. Mine is 002453647589027837
Name :   a 4th year boy
Comment :   I must apologise for the conduct of my gender during the first term. We promise to do better next term. Bring it on.
Name :   Boris Rushkinov
Comment :   I am a ruthless former KGB agent and have extensive files on this "russian lover". He is infact a CIA agent sent to infiltrate the Black Shadow Organisation.
Name :   Fat Dr Green
Comment :   I hope to see you all in 9 Bruntsfield avenue for a festive Binge drinking event. Fat fourth years will be glad to hear that mince pies are provided.
Name :   Fat Santa.
Comment :   I am looking forward to meeting you all in my Grotto at 9 Bruntsfield Av. on Thursday. I have heard rumours that a werewolf lives in this flat.
Name :   The WereWolf.
Comment :   Grrrrrowll!!
Name :   Party Popper
Comment :   Well yoiu guys must have pots of cash in your society coffers because it certainly wasn't spent on the graphics for this site....oh dear its a bit jack and jane'ish isn't it.
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   Party "popper" of "pooper". Surely the latter, fuck face. That's a rather Jack and Jane mistake to make. Try more basic words first, like "apple" and "dog"...
Name :   The Girls
Comment :   The fourth year girls have reached the unanimous conclusion that we are, indeed, fat. We will accept Arnold's help in the form of a group gym m'ship at the Balmoral
Name :   Ramit Bawdeep
Comment :   It is oh so silly to mock one another just because of their race. Now I declare a jihad on this faculty. Praise be to Mohammed! Death to infidels!
Name :   Shanwar Rabindi Mulhatma
Comment :   Ramit, a jihad is far too yenthi for a weak faculty of this kind. An ishmad would have been much more suitable, or perhaps a danwar and even that for no more than 5 days.
Name :   Minje Eeter
Comment :   What are you saying you can't have a Danwar, when a Rimjaw has not passed, it is indeed time for the most drastic option a Teabagging
Name :   Ramit Bawdeep
Comment :   You may be correct Shanwar but I realy want to kill some infidels. Is there anyway we can find a way of achieving this according the laws of Mohammed?
Name :   Howsyaf Ather
Comment :   I am in the RSSPCC. I have heard that there has been some serious abuse of animals over the festive season. A mouse was heard in bed squeeking for its life in Aberdeen.
Name :   Ahnal Ahsjabbar.
Comment :   Mohammed is clear that those who persecute us must pay with their stinking lives. Praise be to Mohammed and death to all infidels!
Name :   4`3`` Smells Like Pee
Comment :   It was me who called the RSSPCC. In my house there were most unusual squeeking noices coming from a bedroom sounding like strugling mice.
Name :   Fat Look-a-Like Member
Comment :   The fat fourth year lookalikes require hot dates for the Law Ball. Canditates should apply via the web site and should if possible have a fat lookalike apparance.
Name :   Fat Fourth Year Girl
Comment :   We i.e the fat 4th year girls also require some hot dates for the Ball. Essential qualities? Apart from GSOH must be able to eat lots of pies after all that is our forte!!!
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   Fuck the fat look alikes, any sexy chicks wanna be my date for the ball? Replies to law-soc e-mail address please. Really. xxxxx
Name :   RSSPCC
Comment :   To Howsyaf Ather and 4'3'' Smells Like Pee; The RSSPCC = Royal Scottish Society for Protection from Cruelty to Children. I think an approach to the RSPCA may be more appropriate, as a helpless mouse was involved, not a child... Or Was It???
Name :   A Sexy Girl
Comment :   How much are you willing to pay Dunc?
Name :   Fat Willy Carson
Comment :   Yes it is true, the fat look a likes are looking for ball partners. If anyone knows of any Spanish midgets about send them my way!
Name :   cassius clay
Comment :   Dunc that is a bit of a desperate measure. Surely a man of your stature in Old College and newly honed boxer's physique will be able to find a chick( on second thoughts...)
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   I too am in search of a date for the aforementioned Ball, sadly I can't take Tonto, they don't recognise same sex marriages yet. Damn it!
Name :   Captain Kirk
Comment :   At the risk of turning this website into a dating agency, I too need someone to share my ticket. Perhaps the huge amount of dateless people in this faculty should get together and do sweepstake partners!! (i.e. pick names out a hat & leave it to luck!)
Name :   A man serving a ban
Comment :   Congratulations to the men of 9 Bruntsfield Avenue for organising another massive bender on Friday. The speaches were especially amusing. Happy birthday Paddy.
Name :   Non Committee Member
Comment :   All this talk of 'my ticket' and none have been sold yet. I am going to report LawSoc to EUSA for favouritism (unless two tickets wing their way to me...awwright?!).
Name :   Potterow police
Comment :   Nice to see that a young Irish wippersnapper (Terry) has completed the trio!It's all downhill from now on....
Name :   Fourth Year Lass
Comment :   Pay for my ticket to the Ball and I'll suck yer cock guaranteed
Name :   Lone Ranger
Comment :   yes, i to witnessed his proud moment, although I don't think that he did! The streets were safe on Friday, as all known sex pests were locked in Potterrow
Name :   Fourth year lad
Comment :   Pay for my ticket to the ball and I'll let ya sit on me face while I take yer weight!
Name :   Kofi Annan
Comment :   I have read in horror some of the xenophobia scribed on this pitiful excuse for a web-site, your knowledge of the Laws of Mohammed need immediate remedy.
Name :   Damsel in Distress
Comment :   I will go with The Lone Ranger, as long as he rides me like he does his trusty steed, Lightning.
Name :   Virgil
Comment :   To the Lone Ranger, "Steady Eddie."
Name :   The Mole.
Comment :   I am the faculty Mole. My accomplices the Rat, the Weasel and the Roach will soon sabotage the Law Ball. We have stolen the aluminium ladder!
Name :   Malcs
Comment :   Please can I have my aluminium ladder back? Unfortunately no after club party at the Malcs and Paddy mansion: neighbour with two teenage daughters not too happy about P. Graham, R. MacLaren being in the same building as them. Sorry folks
Name :   Robbie M
Comment :   Everyone is invited back to 1 Nicolson Sq for the after party. For those that don't get lucky there is a brothel across the road. Cue behind me please!
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   Why do you want a cue behind you?
Name :   Rob
Comment :   Why the fuck do you think you ignoramus. Because I am doing a project on the social and cultural impact of having a brothel in your neighbourhood.
Name :   Fat Dr Greene.
Comment :   Single fat white male(see photo under "Streakers-last man on right)WLTM girl of average standard for date at law ball. Must like eating and dead fish dancing.Reply to site
Name :   Malcs
Comment :   I thought Gail had moved flat???
Name :   Dunc
Comment :   OK Robbie, back to spelling classes for you, bud. A line of waiting people is spelt "QUEUE" not "CUE" as in the the snooker. You fanny.
Name :   Daisy
Comment :   I think the brothel is far too up market for the likes of you young holigans. Robbie, you should know by the amount of times you've been turned away!
Name :   Rob
Comment :   Humblest apologies my esteemed colleague. At least you are good at something.
Name :   LSC
Comment :   Taxi for Scobbie!
Name :   Alan Scobbie
Comment :   Can anyone lend us a fiver?
Name :   LSC
Comment :   Sorry Alan, we don't have cash - will a blank cheque do?
Name :   Lord Crispin Winkelthrop
Comment :   Alan, we invite you for a sending down from the Diagnostic Society: 1) A fist through your bowler hat 2) Your Umbrella turned inside-out 3) Tearing of your starched collar
Name :   Chief Inspector Richard Head
Comment :   I have seen the slander on this site, and would like to remind you that you are innocent until proven guilty. However, admitting guilt to a national newspaper doesn't bode well!
Name :   Alan Scobbie
Comment :   I've got a grand spare - totally above board - does the Library need a new hole punch?
Name :   Distraught Fat Fourth Year Boy
Comment :   I thought Alan was buying me all those drinks because he liked me, not because he was trying to dispose of his "hard earned cash"
Name :   Job Finder
Comment :   Wanted: Treasurer for LSC. This lucrative post, has many perks and benefits.
Name :   El Presidente
Comment :   For the record I used to live above the brothel [not in it], contrary to what anyone may have heard/read...
Name :   El Secretarios
Comment :   Nothing like cutting your commuting time to the "bare" minimum...