Archive 2
| Name : SCOBBIE DOO: Part I |
| Comment : The Riddler: (Taking off a rubber 'Alan Scobbie' mask) "...If it hadn't been for those pesky kids at LSC, that velvet smoking jacket would have been mine!!!" |
| Name : Scooby Doo |
| Comment : For sale: one set of law textbooks and notes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd year. £950 quick sale, or will exchange for a one way ticket to Rio de Janeiro |
| Name : The Mole. |
| Comment : Ha, ha, ha! You foolish Ball Commitee. There shall be no singing on ladders this year. I have also planted a fat ninja in your ranks to win at Fight Club! |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : Your fat ninja will never win at Fight Club, you know my expertise from re-runs on Bravo! Be afraid. I am receiving applications for Tonto - anyone? |
| Name : cluedo |
| Comment : Dunc the Spunk wants to throw the face in on Rossie (again!) |
| Name : Dunc |
| Comment : "Dunc and Disorderly" will probably throw the face in on whatever he can get. |
| Name : Tonto hopeful |
| Comment : What vital statistics is the Lone Ranger looking for??? |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : I am changing the format of my partnership for the new Millenium. I am going for a female Tonto or Tottie as I propose to call her. 34-32-28 |
| Name : Query |
| Comment : Does the Lone Ranger ride alone? |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : With a name like Query your god damn right I do. |
| Name : Answer to Query |
| Comment : The Lone Ranger is destined to ride alone forevermore if he's looking for vital statistics like that! |
| Name : Robbie |
| Comment : If anyone can aid in the constuction of a ring for Fight Club after the Law Ball, please get in touch, perhaps the boys from no.9 can lend there Greco-Roman wrestling experience? |
| Name : Query |
| Comment : Hey Dunc, whats the address of your website again? |
| Name : The Balmoral |
| Comment : Places given to patrons on the Law Ball "Free Drinks Paid By Ordinary Law Student-Mugs" Top Table have been revoked due to the excessive mediocrity of the aforementioned patrons. |
| Name : The Balmoral |
| Comment : Applications invited for the newly constituted Law Ball Top Table (no need to queue). Camp Recruitment Officers from mediocre law firms most welcome. |
| Name : The Balmoral |
| Comment : We retract are comments, and request for our twp previous messages to be removed, to avoid controversy. |
| Name : Crusher Smith |
| Comment : No need to construct a ring young Robbie. We will just form a human circle with the other participants. What we do need however is some glue and broken glass so we can stick it to our fists. |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : Why, query what be yours 67-78-90? |
| Name : Malc |
| Comment : I have a pair of boxing gloves as does Dunc I think - these can be introduced especially for those not keen on bare knuckle fighting (sore on knucles and on face but granted more authentic") |
| Name : Dunc |
| Comment : The boxing club have let me borrow a couple of their punch bags in order to allow our competitors to train. They shall be available for communal use in the carry out. |
| Name : Patron |
| Comment : The representative from "The Balmoral" really should put those claws away. Nobody likes a bitter individual.PS. The G&T's are on me!! |
| Name : Robbie |
| Comment : Thanks lads, big help. I am nearly finished construction of the raised arena. I think Don King may be coming along to scope out new talent, no ladies need apply. |
| Name : Tob table patron |
| Comment : Do I detect a hint of jealousy or bitterness on the part of a fat look-a-like, probably Ricky Martin???Cheers for the booze |
| Name : Cleek Police |
| Comment : No need to have any links with Law Soc whatsoever to be at this top table,eh? Who said Law soc was corrupt? This wouldn`t have gone on in 2bit celebrity Ollie`s day. |
| Name : Fat Ricky |
| Comment : While I will not be at the top table, I will most certainly be under it, vying with the other two-bit lawyers to give the best head to any camp recruitment officers from two-bit law firms. |
| Name : The Balmoral |
| Comment : Contrary to popular belief, the Top Table's privileges go no further than free booze and heavy petting with the Cameron McKenna reps. Free tickets for the traineeship raffle have been withdrawn. |
| Name : Two-bit lawyer |
| Comment : Dear Ricky, thanks for your contribution to my free piss up |
| Name : Patron |
| Comment : Dry them Fat Ricky. |
| Name : The Mole |
| Comment : So, the Newscastle Trip might not go ahead, because of lack of only 5 people - to the detriment of many law students. |
| Name : The Mole |
| Comment : Why doesn't LawSoc subsidise those 5 places with the money used to supply free booze to the top tables at the law ball... |
| Name : The Mole |
| Comment : ...which is for the benefit of very FEW students, some of whom don't even support law-soc events. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea should put an entry in the guest book. |
| Name : Peter Pan |
| Comment : Great idea, Mole - what do LawSoc suggest? |
| Name : Riddler |
| Comment : Even I think that this is fair. |
| Name : She-Ra |
| Comment : There haven't been ANY proper Law Society sport events this year - I am outraged that my membership money is being used for free drinks, and not to make the Newcastle trip possible. |
| Name : Maxymillion |
| Comment : Who really cares? Last year the Law Soc piss-up in a brewery was cancelled dut to organisational difficulties. Why should the Newcy sports trip be any different?! |
| Name : Eminem |
| Comment : The money for the top tables isn't even that much- I hear that Alan Scobie is having to donate some from the sale of his DVD collection. |
| Name : Kojak |
| Comment : LawSoc - I am on your ass: we want answers!! |
| Name : I spy a wanker |
| Comment : nellis, a bit bitter that you haven't got mates in the right places, or just that you haven't got mates? |
| Name : A comic |
| Comment : At the end of the day, if you're not at the top table, you may have to pay for a couple of drinks, but at least you won't have to talk to gay Englishmen! Seriously! |
| Name : Mr D King |
| Comment : First bout at Fight Club: Robbie "the rabbit" McLaren, our host, and the reigning undefeated champ Andy "ouch" Fox. Tickets for this unmissable action are available from my good self at the Law Ball, for a small fee. (I'm the one with the big hair) |
| Name : Two-bit lawyer |
| Comment : I agree about Nellice having no mates- but obviously a Linklaters contract instead of friends is more acceptable - enjoy paying for your drinks |
| Name : Kleenex Commissioner |
| Comment : A SERIOUS amount of drying of eyes needing to be done. There are earthquakes killing thousands of people as we speak and we're arguing over a couple of bottles of wine. And 'cleek' is spelt 'c-l-i-q-u-e'. |
| Name : Forrest Gump |
| Comment : Cleek is as cleek does - the proof is there, for us all to see. |
| Name : El Presidente |
| Comment : Never fear if 5 people fail to sign up for the trip Law Soc will cover the difference[& kindly lay off our GENEROUS Ball sponsors!] |
| Name : Malcs |
| Comment : Gail's right - CMS are giving us £3000 this year plus £200 vouchers for flights so not actually any of the ticket money being spent on free bar. its obvious to see that anonymity breeds bravery in this guestbook. |
| Name : To a two bit lawyer..... |
| Comment : ...with obviously a rather small penis. Talk about 'jealousy and bitterness'. Perhaps time to get a life rather than worry about that of Mr.Ellice? |
| Name : Mr D King |
| Comment : All this anger and contempt is fine by me. If anybody wants to settle scores with fat lookalikes or two-bit lawyers, come and see me tonight and i'll organise a bout. My promotion fees are reasonable. |
| Name : Ghandi |
| Comment : Make peace not war. War in the courtroom is acceptable, after all we are two bit lawyers. |
| Name : 'Coach' Daisy |
| Comment : Would like to thank captain Mark 'the fish' Brady and the 2nd year boat race champions! And generally just gloat over the fact that we kicked ass... |
| Name : Malcs |
| Comment : Hope everyone had as fantastic and drunken night as I did on Thursday. Memory of events are hazy to say the least so any good stories should be posted on this site methinks |
| Name : A Sun reporter |
| Comment : Fat red-faced Dougie Donnelly lookalike and prominent lawsoc member in full frontal pants down post-law ball party on top of a bookies shocker!! We have the photos and will publish, unless the man in question provides £50000 in cash in a brown envelope, t |
| Name : Taxi driver |
| Comment : Holigans in kilts, bottles lobbed at my cab from a balcony on Nicolson Sq in the early hrs of Fri morning.... |
| Name : St Leonards Police Station |
| Comment : List of Charges: Indecent Exposure Illegal Entry to balcony Reckless Behaviour Bottle breaking etc...... |
| Name : Robbie |
| Comment : I'd just like to thank everyone for coming round on Thursday night. It was so good to see you all. Pity you didn't come and help clear up - selfish bastards. |
| Name : Balmoral Room Service |
| Comment : This is a request for a Miss Kirsteen McCracken to please return the pair of scissors borrowed from the hotel at 1am on Friday. Regards - The Balmoral |
| Name : Devil's Advocate |
| Comment : "THE LAW BALL UNCOVERED" Please email k.r.y.mccracken@sms.ed.ac.uk with any embarrasing stories. We want to know EVERTYTHING so we may write as accurately as possible. All names will remain confidential and there will be an award for the most ridiculous s |
| Name : Madam Discipline |
| Comment : Many thanks to the organisers of the party over the road on Thursday, who managed to coax away all my business with their own supply of drunken ladies. Bastards. |
| Name : Silver Fox |
| Comment : MACLAREN, YOU FOOL - I, THE SILVER FOX, HAVE YOUR HIP FLASK. IF YOU WANT IT BACK, YOU MUST PAY A SUITABLE RANSOM. HA HA HA! |
| Name : Robbie |
| Comment : I will not be taunted by the silver fox. Especially as he/she can't spell my name properly - McLaren - You can keep the hip flask but please return the Tesco Value Vodka that is inside. |
| Name : Poor Man's Dirk Diggler |
| Comment : For all you ladies squinting at THE photo to see what lies beneath my shirt tails, is the fact that you are squinting not the answer??? |
| Name : Dungeon master. |
| Comment : Nicolson you red haired fool, I have your jacket. If you ever want to see it again you must clean the downstairs gents urinal with your tongue by next term. Ha, ha, ha! |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : It saddens me to say that I have to report the severe injury to Tonto. He was trying to listen for Buffalo on Nicolson St on Friday and suffered lacerations to his ears. Apparently bottles were being thrown? |
| Name : Miguel Sanquez |
| Comment : Hello my scotish friends, we are two Spanish boys would like much to share a room in your city of Edinburgh. I and my patrner Manuel is liking you very much. Please call 0131 556 9331. |
| Name : LOST AT LAW BALL |
| Comment : My Innocence - which one of you rascals took it? |
| Name : P. Hood |
| Comment : Would the second year boys, who yesterday threw snowballs at me in the car park, please report to my office. Thaaankeeew. |
| Name : CAN SOMEONE PLEASE |
| Comment : EXPLAIN WHY THE LIBRARIAN MOTHERFU@$ERS ARE SO ADVERSE TO A BIT OF FU@$ING SNOW? ALSO, WHY CAN'T THE JANITORS FU@£ING SPELL 'CLOSING' PROPERLY. |
| Name : Snow Devil |
| Comment : P. Hood, twas I the snow devil. Whenever slow lieth, I will be prowling. You must now forever look over your shoulder, if you do not, the consequences - severe they shall be. |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : Esteemed, Mr Hood. I feel that i can assist you in the search for the bandits that abused you with bolts of white stuff. I am also good at searching for innocence. |
| Name : RE. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE |
| Comment : Its alright you sheltered youth you can say fuck on this website |
| Name : Your Good Conscience |
| Comment : whyareyouinhereyouknowyouhavegotworktodothatfreakygirlwiththeglassesinyourseminardoesntgetthosegradesfornothingandthatgirlinthediplomaisntinterestedsostopsittingatthatsamedeskinthesecondroomanddosomeproperwork |
| Name : Your Bad Conscience |
| Comment : dontlistentohimifyoudothereadingnowyoullonlyforgetitanallnighterinjunewithahighlighterpenandthatstudynutshellbookwilldothetrickandasforthatbirdinthediplomawhydoyouthinkshekeepssittinginthesameroomyoushelovesit |
| Name : "Big" Georgie Gretton |
| Comment : Parker you antipodean fool, they were not second year boys! 'Twas I and my faithful yet pungent sidekick Andrew Steven! Together we shall oppose you and your equitable considerations! |
| Name : "Badass" Doug Brodie |
| Comment : Gretton, you and the boy shall never take control of the faculty, not while I live! Property may think it's clever, but Obligations shall reign supreme! |
| Name : Did you learn nothing in SLS? |
| Comment : FYC should not presume to refer to members of the Appellate Committee of the House of Lords as 'judges' in their poster campaign. Their Lordships do not make findings of fact, but pronunciations of law. |
| Name : |
| Comment : Is it possible go back to the old guestbook format? |
| Name : Dunc |
| Comment : Apologies, should be back to normal. |
| Name : Dunc |
| Comment : RE: Did you learn nothing in SLS? Nellice, get a life... |
| Name : The Mayor of Newcastle |
| Comment : Hey, all yees Scots lawyers. Divvint yees be comin' doon here like an' trashin' the place like. An' divvint yees be coppin' off with all wor birds,like. Just go canny, like. Right? |
| Name : Concerned... |
| Comment : ...please ban Neil Ellice from this guestroom both for the sanity of other users and to prevent further damage to his own "credibility" |
| Name : |
| Comment : Isn't it time the air was freshened in this microlab? Talk about sending to sleep..... |
| Name : tax payer |
| Comment : do some work, you trainee schysters |
| Name : YeerbOk cummitey |
| Comment : jUst to Lett yOu no thAt the YEarbOk is gong to Be a grate sucKceSs... |
| Name : Mr Keen Forthyeer |
| Comment : Fools! While popular and attractive members of the faculty were having a laugh Monday night, I was revising the more complex points of unjust enrichment. No 1st for you guys! (ps will somebody please be my friend...) |
| Name : newcastle limp dick judge |
| Comment : tell that mayor there'll be no need to stress about his lovely ladies as I am only bringing the most limp of the flaccid law boys on tour. That doesn't mean they won't try to get that oyster into the slot machine, but the damage will be minimal. Besides a |
| Name : Maximus |
| Comment : You may have one Harker, but I am the owner of the stolen statutes, author of the Property Law of Scotland and the true President of Law Soc, and I will have my revenge in this term or the next. |
| Name : Dunc |
| Comment : one what? |
| Name : Maximus |
| Comment : They weren't big on spelling in Roman times. ONE = WON, use your nut. |
| Name : |
| Comment : Vincere scis, Rob Harker, victoria uti nescis... |
| Name : |
| Comment : Who is the contact for the Law Ball Photos? |
| Name : Dim-witted poster-writers |
| Comment : We are HONOURED to receive the comments re House of Lords judges - however, you are (surprisingly!) possibly the only person who gives a shit. Get a life, you sad, sad little man. (Or should I not PRESUME to call you sad?!) |
| Name : TO POSTER CRITIC |
| Comment : At least somebody is getting off their arse to compile a year book- Ungrateful little sod. |
| Name : White Flag Waver |
| Comment : Once again, anonymity is breeding bravery (in Malcy's words) on this website. It's just a bit of fun. Nobody meant to offend anyone about the posters. |
| Name : Malcs |
| Comment : Quoted!!!.....at last!!!! |
| Name : Forrest |
| Comment : Twas me that wrote 'ungrateful little sod' bit'. slightly misunderstood whole thing. legit. apology. sorry. |
| Name : Dim-witted poster writers |
| Comment : Apologies for heated response to SLS remark. Not enough IQ to realise it was a hilarious joke!! Promise to be more light-hearted next time. |
| Name : The Mayor of Newcastle |
| Comment : Yees fookin' Scots schysters, like! Scran for two like! Ye are too good to be true like! Causin' fookin trooble like! Divvint come back yees boozy bastards! |
| Name : Martha |
| Comment : Nellice - just cos I'm in Inverness doesn't mean you are safe from my scathing wit. Ho ho ho. |
| Name : Law Student |
| Comment : I photocopy, therefore, I am. |
| Name : Lone Ranger |
| Comment : Alright, I sense that there is a little tension floating around, can I suggest a swingers party to relieve this pent up anger? |
| Name : Bah-Hah Club. |
| Comment : This is Dave Kennedy manager of the Newcastle club. We have had a red leather jacket handed in which I believe one of you reported missing. Contact 07946 649428. |
| Name : Advert. |
| Comment : WANTED. Fun and happy times involving girls and booze. Escape required from revision and essays. Willing to pay reasonable rates. Please respond to web-site. |
| Name : The Boneski |
| Comment : Girls, do you fancy a piece a hot beef injection? are you bored with your studies? help me and my friends make a movie - Big black fuck. |
| Name : The Guestbook |
| Comment : You are but fairweather friends! With essay deadlines and exams looming, you trainee schysters are neglecting me! Is there a faculty drought of chat, banter an scandal? |
| Name : What happened to the colonies? |
| Comment : Get some abuse going! May be exams but this is fucking ridiculous, haven't seen an entry for ages! I hate Americans. |
| Name : Dave Kennedy |
| Comment : Is anyoneone going to claim their red leather jacket back? |