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Men Seeking Women

Musician seeks nice lady

This full-time working musician is a very youthful 39 years old and is playing party music regularly at the Jersey Shore.  I am 5'7", 175 lbs., brown hair and eyes, college educated and erudite, compassionate and sensitive, a good friend and an experienced and generous lover and a good, caring conversationalist.  I love live music, played by good high-quality bands and orchestras, beaches at night and long talks, Jimmy Buffett and the Caribbean, R&B music, reggae music, Frank Zappa and Frank Sinatra, sailboats, Monty Python, the Berkshires, the Adirondacks, cabins and lakes, (early in the morning with fog on them), James Taylor and Joni Mitchell, Cape Cod, Provincetown, Martha's Vineyard, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Steely Dan, Old Second City TV, little red sports cars and big off-road 4WD's, Rio and Brasilian music, Saturday Night Live original cast, the Maine coastline, naked ladies, The Kids in The Hall, castles and cathedrals in Germany, sharp dressed classy ladies and girls in jeans and sneakers; children, and dogs.       I seek a youthful, easy to look at lady with a kindness, a loyalty and a sense of humor, mildly adventurous and uninhibited, yet solid and down to earth.  Comfortable with a crowd or happy to spend an evening alone with a TV and me.  Interests can vary, as long as there are some, along with a presence of mind and a pride in herself.  Single, divorced or widowed, kids OK.

Women Seeking Men

SWF Seeks Handsome Musician

Gorgeous 26 year old blonde, 36-24-36, educated, owns  a beach villa in Cancun, seeks 40ish musician to share it  with.  Must be educated, erudite, compassionate and sensitive.  I want a man who appreciates Jimmy Buffett, Frank Zappa, Monty Python, Cape Cod, and little red sports cars. (like my Ferrari)  I am youthful, easy to look at, have a sense of humor and am mildly adventurous, uninhibited, but solid and down to earth.  I've been a carmelite nun and I just left the order this week.  And, Oh yes, I love a man in a tux!

Looking For A Musician To Settle Down With

Beautiful Single lady, just came into a huge inheritance, is seeking a cute musician to settle down with.  I would like a man who will look at other women, watch a lot of TV, especially sports, burp and fart a lot, and call me to him when he needs me for ANYTHING. In return, I will cook all his favorite foods, and sew his clothes,  and do his laundry and keep his house clean. I will never go out, but I will spend my life with him and never look at another man.. I will always stay out of the way and leave him alone when he wants me to, and let him go out with the guys when he wants, or play cards.  If there is anything that he needs, I will be sure to buy it for him, and I will help him to celebrate all the holidays on the calendar with huge parties that are attended by a lot of pretty girls!

Double your pleasure

Two girls, (we're not lovers) seek  middle aged musician, prefer keyboardist, around 5' 7",  to share our 3-room mountain lodge in Vermont.  (we're not lovers) It has kitchen, living room and 1 bedroom with king size waterbed, (we're not lovers) . We also own the restaurant/bar down the street and we will all eat and drink there for free. We are EASY to live with, and the only drawback is that the AC doesn't work so we can't wear a lot of clothes around the house. (OK, so we are lovers!)

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