NEWS JUST IN . . . Phil recieves second parking ticket. Phil a local politician wannabe has been involved in yet another fracas with the local authority. The traffic warden this time caught his car ILLEGALLY parked on chamberlain road. This being an unusual place for a homosexual to recieve a parking fine, has caused Phil to to start a smear campaign against the entire Southampton City Council. The smear campaign will involve prank calls and threats to 'out' senior membersof the council. MR Jones (64) is a potential target for the outraged Phil, he is quoted as having said this lunchtime "I cant believe he would do something like that!" Phil has now gone into hiding and wishes to be known as Phillipe from this day forth(apparently it will suit his new image- viva la resistance!) EddnPaul.com can reveal that Phil IS ARMED & DANGEROUS.