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-she called me to get my phone number.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
-she put lipstike on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
-she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she tried to drown a fish.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
-if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
-she sold her car for gas money.
-when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice.
-she got locked in her car.