Only in Canada...
		I'm from Canada, and I've herd all the stereotype, so I think I'll put in some of my own. --Home
	Only in Canada can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Canada are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Canada do people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a Diet Coke. Only in Canada do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Canada do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewat and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. Only in Canada do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Canada do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in Canada do we use the word "politics" to discribe the process where "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".