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The
News - You make it, we break it!
Editor:
Simone Fang- Fluffy
Reporters:
Eric Diggory
RIP
Cory Lishus RIP
Derrick Hmm RIP
Sherry Royale
Rob Warhammer RIP
Kyle Roy RIP
Geheimnisvoll Weibchen RIP
Fenton Averice RIP
Jakob Smyth RIP
Devon Spasms RIP
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Send all submissions to edenfallspaper@yahoo.com
Saturday
August 23, 2003
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STAR
CROSSED LOVER……..OR
SERIAL KILLER?
Eden Fall’s own Tiger Wilde is either
the world’s unluckiest lover or a
Machiavellian Casanova lady-killer to
outrival Henry VIII.
Ms
Royale investigates the Wilde Story of
his life in this informative piece
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PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED ARTICLES BELOW DUE TO CHRONIC SHORTAGE OF LIVE REPORTERS....THE EDITOR APOLOGISES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE TO OUR READERSHIP.
CREEPY
CASTLE
DOG CONNECTION?
Ace
Reporter Derrick Hmm examines what is really
going on in Eden Falls
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SECRET
AGENT SHOOTS AGAIN
TOWN
SQUARE- On
August 10th the Secret Agent of Eden
Falls took another shot at their prime suspect.
Leaving from a night out to dinner, Cindi
Storm was walking home when from the top of the
restaurant’s roof, when she was shot.
by Jakob Smyth
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four
innocentS LYNCHED
From
killing three dogs, to not killing any dogs, but
killing a total of five innocent victims in
three weeks the town clearly needs to reconsider
their lynching. by Kevin Tropics - winner of
Safety pass for best Article
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of this story here
THE
PLAGUE
It seems no one listens to me, not my articles nor my
little love letter I left you during the
Woodstock Festival. I find it amazing that this town is full of stupid people, very stupid people, who care about themselves more then the town. It is a plague that is eating the town alive.
by Mr X
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DOGS
DIVIDED
I recently gathered details from another source on the dog pound, just as reliable, and was able to gather more information! Right now, I am in a tight spot, so I shall go over it all very quickly! I am writing this in the third night, before the dogs deaths are
announced. by Cat Spasms
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DARKNESS
IS ALL AROUND US
"So
many of us are suffering or will suffer
before this time of trial is completed.
All plans for the future abandoned or
cut short because of the sudden
departure of a colleague, partner, or
friend." More wisdom of the
Ancients brought to you by Madame Royale
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of this story here
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