What FORD stands for...he he he
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
F***er Only Runs Downhill
Forfiet On Race Day
*For Off Road Death*
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Failure Of Research & Development
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
Found On Railroad Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
(Line sung by a famous country singer)"I wanna buy me a Ford truck and push it up and down the road."
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Fords,
our tools would rust.
This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"
Remember this saying "Buy a Ford and you buy the best" Well, heres the part they didn't include, "Drive the first mile and walk the rest."
A kid told his friend that his parents bought him a mustang. His friend said "So what did you do to them to tick them off?"