Match 18: Luck of the Draw

Faye Valentine                       VS                          Hercule

"Now put your hands together for the best announcer yet, Kon!!!! .....hmmmm at least a small applause would have been nice. Oh well now on to what you've been waiting for. The next match. From the west gate we have none other than the World Champ known as Hercule!" (Fans chant 'Hercule Rules'.) "And now emmerging from the east gate, the ever lovely and even more deadly, Faye Valentine!" (Bell) Hercule:"Hahahahaha. This must be some kind of joke, am I punked or something..... comeon you can't expect someone of my great power and skill to take on a mere woman. I mean I'm not a savage. What kind of example would I show if i beat up some helpless chick?" Faye:"Are you finished talking to yourself pops? I'm sick or your voice already. Are you gonna fight or blab me to death. geez." Hercule:"Hmmm I suppose I should just go easy on her and at the same time give my fans more of what they wanna see, lots of yours truely." "It appears Faye has had enough and aims her pistol. She fires the first shot grazing his shoulder! He screams like a schoolgirl and runs for cover."

Hercule:"No one told me anything about guns! But I can't let down my fans.. gotta show the kids that guns can't scare me! Bring it on lady, show Hercule whatcha got!" "He screams again as she attempts to fill him with holes. He dodges in less than graceful ways, bumbling around." Faye:"What are you? A champ or a chump. What a fake. I've met five year olds with more bite than you. Nothing but a hasbeen and an old dried up piece of shit. I almost hate wasted ammo on worthless old coots like you gramps."

"I see the fire in Hercule's eyes now. He is steaming! His muscles are flex and he flies off in an enraged frenzy catching Faye offguard. He kicks the gun away from her and it sides all the way to the wall. She shows off her hand to hand skills and keeps up with him. He sees an opening and punches her straight in the face! His big fist sends her rolling backwards and finally to the ground. He looks a little surprised and perhaps worried. He stands over her and asks if she's ok but she responds with and intense and almost demonic look as she kicks him between his legs! He writhes on the ground in utter pain. Faye grins at her handy work and that quickly turns to laughter. She kicks him while he's down then grabs a fist full of his hair." Faye:"So this is what all the hair is good for huh, a nice handle. I mean who the hell has an afro anymore. Oh well I'm glad this is over. I'm so done with this." "She calmly picks up her gun and reloads it. She aims and fires a steady shot but he rolls causing her to miss shot after shot. He comes up on his knees."

Hercule:"Please don't kill me! If you give up and let me win I'll give you the prize money after I win it all, ok lady?" Faye:"Hmmmm that would save me from getting my hands dirty from the likes of you and the other muscle bound freaks of nature here. Fine it's a deal." Hercule:"Good, lets give the fans a good show then the money is as good as yours." "Hecule is up and delivers blow after blow... wait a mintute, none of his punches are connected but she keeps going back." Hercule:"Goodnight evil woman, No one survives my unstoppable Dynamite Kick!"

Perfectly executed kick but wait, Faye side steps it then slams the gun down on his head and starts kicking him around and yes those are connecting... in a big way. He's barely able to stand." Hercule:"No fair! You said you would take a dive...." Faye:"The deal's off chump. You see, there is one flaw in your plan. There is no way you'd beat the rest of these people and win the prize so once again I'll have to rely on myself. But I promise to visit ya in the infirmary... If you're lucky." "She knees his chin then points the gun between his eyes and smiles. She pulls the trigger as Hercule looks like he's going to crap his pants." click click click Faye:"DAMMIT!"

"The gun is empty! She steps back and her heel breaks. Hercule punches but all he gets is air as she falls back and slams her head into the concrete wall! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...... Faye is out! "

"The Winner: Hercule!!!!!" Fans:"HERCULE RULES HERCULE RULES HERCULE RULES HERCULE RULES HERCULE RULES!"

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