Cat Fight
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Rei Hino (Sailor Moon)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
Haku (Naruto)
Jakotsu (Inuyasha)
Ichigo Momomiya (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Triela (Gunslinger Girls)
Miroku (Inuyasha)
"Please stand by for our next match. A special all girl rumble that is sure to tantalize any of those not invigorated by the waves of bloody massacres thus far. The match will begin shortly so get your cameras ready!"
(Back stage)
Ichigo Kurosaki:"What the hell? Why am I in the all girl match????"
Uryuu Ishida:"Are you blind? That's not your name on the screen, it's some pink haired cat thing with a tacky bell."
Ichigo:"........ oh....... I didn't notice the last name......."
Uryuu:"Although I have to admit it's quite ammusing you have the same name as a girl... the fruity colored hair is starting to make sense now" (smirks)
Ichigo:"WHAT!? Well at least I'm not the ONLY guy in the craft club!"
Uryuu:"Hey watch your mouth! It's merely a talent and who am I to deny the world great stitchwork and classy......."
Ichigo:"You do realize when you go on talking about your gay little hobbies that no one listens. I mean what guy actually knows how to sew.. that's for girls."
Uryuu:"Plenty of guys enjoy the feeling of creating masterful works of artistic..."
Ichigo:"There you go again, I better walk away now before I get infected by your gayness. Name one straight guy who sews??"
Uryuu:"How about the many many cosplayers out there?"
Ichigo:"I said STRAIGHT."
Uryuu:"I would be careful what you say about crazied fan boys."
Ichigo:"Oh yeah? What are they gonna do, beat me to death with their cardboard swords? hahahahaha You've got to be kidding me."
Uryuu:"This is exactly why your mechandise is out sold by Renji."
Ichigo:"What??? ummmm is that camera on.... dammit!"
"Koto here and Once again people get ready for the show of a lifetime!!! Check out these deadly beauties!!! First up is the adorable Rukia from Bleach! The second fighter is the ever popular Faye from Cowboy Bebop fame! I see plenty of marry me Faye signs in the crowd, watchout guys her gun is most definately loaded. Next up is Rei Hino, better known as Sailor Mars! From Samurai Champloo here is Fuu! The nerd of the tournament and ever the book worm, Yomiko Readman! (Reading a book and nearly trips over her own feet) Up next is Haku from Naruto looking very cute! From Inuyasha we have Jakotsu! Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew is now making her way to the ring! Triela is next from Gunsliger Girls! Now our final fighter is...... Hey wait a minute... Miroku!? That's not a girl! Somehow he was mistakenly put in this match but it's too late to turn back. Don't blame me if you're beaten by a girl you perverted monk!"
(Bell)
"The match has begun and theses girls are ready to throwdown. Rukia and Faye face off as Rei has her eyes set on Fuu. Miroku as the only guy in the match appears to be in heaven with that goofy smile of his."
Jakotsu:"Damn, there are no handsome guy warriors here grrrrr why did I have the misfortune of laning in this match... wait a mintute I know that monk... he's not as beutiful as Inuyasha but I can't be picky right now. Hey Mirooooku!!"
Miroku:"Crap! How did he get in here..... must hide."
"Miroku is running from Jakotsu, he crawls through the women to make his escape. Meanwhile Triela fires several shots at Yomiko but she uses a few sheets of paper to shield herself. Faye empties her gun shooting at Rukia but her speed is too great, she draws her blade. Haku lands a powerful well placed kick sending Rukia to the pavement. Jakotsu is confronted by Rei, she fires an arrow but Jakotsu slashes with her snake sword to deflect it. Miroku is back up to his old tricks, he crawled to the other side and ended up under Ichigo. After a quick peek he stands back up... he's not supposed to be flirting with the competition! He expertly slides his hand around and grabs her butt."
Miroku:"Will you bare my children?"
"Ichigo has turned red from embarrasment.... this is not what i envisioned a girl rumble to be. Wait a minute, we have a rabid fan who has jumped from the stands! Wait.. that's a contestent, Sango!"
Sango:"You have had your perverted fun for the last time monk!! Hiraikotsu!!!!!!!!"
"She hurls her huge boomerang, direct hit! Miroku is sent 30 feet from the ring and eliminated! Security, take care of her but be careful she doesn't seem to be in a good mood. It appears she's chasing him out of the arena! That's one crazy bitch. Back to the match, Jakotsu tries to slaughter everyone with sweeping slashes covering the whole ring. Fuu barely dodges it but then gets impaled by two needles..... Haku with deadly accuracy landed one in her neck and the other in the spine. Juri checks.... Fuu is eliminated! Two down, seven to go. Triela fires at Ichigo but she creates some type of shield to block the attack. Rukia lands behind Triela."
Rukia:"Ye Lord! Mask of flesh and bone, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of Man! Truth and temperance, Upon this sinless wall of dreams unleash but slightly the wrath of your claws! Blue Fire Crash Down!"
"Wow a huge burst blue flames shot forth with such impact that Triela was propelled against the wall! I think she's alive but eliminated for landing out of the ring! Ichigo blocked several attacks by Jakotsu but now the snake sword surrounds her shield. Jakotsu pulls hard on the sword causing it to restrict, the shield can't hold up. The shield is crushed and the blades cut into Ichigo's flesh from all sides. She leaps to escape but Faye gets a clear shot and fires! Direct hit, headshot! Looks like it's over for her but for good measure Rei charges up her fire arrow and unleashes..... It plunges into Ichigo and plows straight through her chest! Rukia wants the final blow and slices her head off in one clean blow then kicks it into the audience! What a show! Her lifeless body finally plops to the ring and she has officially been eliminated! Serves her right for stealing my look!Yomiko creates a razor sharp sword out of paper and clashes with Jakotsu. Rukia knocks Faye to the ground then Focuses on Rei. A flying slash misses and Rei returns with Fire soul bird! Rukia cuts it in half and stabs Rei! She retreats but is not beaten. Yomiko is nearly forced out but she creates a plane from paper and glides around the ring but never touching the ground. Haku is creating something... mirrors emerge from the moisture in the air. They surround Jakotsu. Haku jumps into the middle of them as Jakotsu slashs but too slow. Haku dissapears into one of the mirrors."
Haku:"Secret Art: Crystal Ice Mirrors."
"Jakotsu tries in vain to break the mirrors.... Haku comes from one mirror and pierces Jakotsu with dozens of needles before quickly entrering another mirror. Jakotsu is losing patience and swings the snake sword around recklessly to no avail. Haku again appears and sinks more needles into Jakotsu's flesh. The final blow! Haku is just too fast! I can hardly keep up but Jakostu is barely able to stand coated with several hundreds of needles. One more time Haku with one needle flashes in front of Jakotsu and before the sword is lifted Haku sinks it in! Jakotsu falls! Juri does a quick check..... Jakotsu is eliminated! Faye fires at Yomiko's paper plane and fills it with enough holes to send it crashing. Yomiko abandons ship and creates tentacles to grab Faye, squeezing the life out of her. Faye smiles and drops the cigarette from her lips, it lands on the paper and burns herself free. Yomiko makes a sword again and charges but Faye drops down and trips her. She used her terrible balance against her, Yomiko falls out and this time could not save herself. She is eliminated! Rukia leaps into the dome of ice mirrors."
Rukia:"You are indeed a master of ice but there are always more than one master. Sode no Shirayuki, Dance!"
"Her zanpakuto transformed, also known as Sleeve of the White Snow her sword is of the purest white and more importantly has snow and ice powers. This should prove interesting. She stands at the ready, trying to predict Haku's next move. Over there! Haku comes at her fast but Rukia just barely dodges the deadly needles. Again Haku comes from behind but Rukia expertly deflects the projectiles and lands a blow to Haku, but only a shallow one. Rei is back up and fires an innumerable amount of Mars Arrows blazing a deep red! The mirrors have been shattered! What power! Haku is forced to escape the safety of the mirrors as Rei leaps high into the air. She charges up for a massive shot that should wipe them both out. Rukia remains focused, she twirls her sword."
Rukia:"It's time. First Dance, Circle of the Moon."
"She has created a circle around her and a strange glowing light shoots upward. Rei is ready and fires! The light creates ice all the way skyward and Rei's blast surrenders to the immense cold and before she can react it freezes her in mid-air! Wow she is frozen solid and Faye fires her the rest of her bullets at the ice, Rei shatters! Rei Hino, Sailor Mars has been eliminated by Rukia and Faye! Haku takes the opportunity and makes several handsigns."
Haku:"Thousand needles of death!"
"The shattered pieces of Rei are sent raining down upon Rukia! She tries to dodge but too many slam through her body and a final one straight through her torso!"
Rukia:"You got me..... but I'm not going down alone....... White Lightning!"
"A lightning bolt is fired and connects with Haku! What an impact due to the water on and surrounding Haku! Both Rukia and Haku fall! Juri starts the count. Both are motionless. 1........2.........3.......4...........5.........6........7.........8.........9....... It's over! Rukia and Haku have been eliminated!
The Winner of Match 4 is: Faye Valentine!!!!!"
"On a side note I've been told that Haku and Jakotsu are indeed guys... but if it looks like a girl and acts like a girl........ Anyway once we clear the carnage and bloodstains we will return with more gory goodness in our next match! Stay tuned!!!"
