Fan Girls Paradise
Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach)
Sango (Inuyasha)
Ryuho (Scryed)
Ban Mido (Getbackers)
Yamcha (DBZ)
Jin (Samurai Champloo)
Jeice (DBZ)
Hajime Saito (Rurouni Kenshin)
Bankotsu (Inuyasha)
Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
"Welcome to the long awaited (cough cough) fifth match!!! I'm Hayate Gekko and I'll be calling all of the action up here in this utra safe state of the art announcing booth. In the ring our new ref is none other than Gemma Shiranui!! Now let's get this match underway. Wait a minute! It seems the fight has already started in the lockerroom and moving this way. It appears Yamcha and Jeice could not wait for the bell, they are headed to the ring, exchanging blows! Ok it looks like we'll be using the quick introduction method. Yamcha, Jeice, already in the ring and on their way are: Byakuya from Bleach, Ryuho from Scryed, Ban Mido from Getbackers, Jin from Samurai Champloo, Hajime Saito from Rurouni Kenshin, Bankotsu from Inuyasha and Itachi from Naruto. The tenth fighter, Sango has been disqualified from interfering in the previous match. Fighters begin! And for Jeice and Yamcha, continue!" (bell rings)
(Fangirls of all ages try to bum rush the ring but are stopped and beaten by secuirity)
"Please ladies, contain your enthusiasm until after the match..... then the fighters will be too tired to keep you off them. Back to the ring, Saito has squared off with Byakuya. Swords clash, both avoiding the other's attacks while keeping focus on their main opponent. On the other side Itachi looks as bored and smug as always but the even smugger Ryuho challenges him with an intense glare. Dude I wouldn't enter a staring contest with Itachi.... last time I did that I ended up in Tsunade's fishnets...... cough cough....... (crickets chirping) And the action continues! Jin draws his blade... quick slashes are heard but not seen, his target is none other than Bankotsu, unqustionably the man with the biggest sword in this match. Jin's pure speed keeps him from becoming meat, successfully evading every slash from Bankotsu. Itachi masterfully performs several seals... it's the grand fireball justu! Ryuho cannot possibly escape in time! Wow, what power but it appears Ryuho had just enough time to summon forth his alter and use it as a shield. The alter goes on the attack and it is now Itachi having to avoid blows. Ban catches Itachi from his blindspot! Itachi crashes into the ground but springs back up with murderous intent flowing deep in those fierce eyes. The sharingan is changing! It's his Mangekyo Sharingan! Ban appears to be taunting him."
Itachi:"You're nothing but a mere lump of dirt in my way. You will be crushed."
"He seems to be using genjutsu but Ban is smiling."
Ban:"You must have really back luck to have me as your opponent. Let's how your abilities match up with my Evile Eye."
"Both appear to be struggling but neither seem to be affected. Elsewhere Jin finally gets a well placed strike in on Bankostu but that gash in his leg is not slowing him down. Byakuya throws Saito back and nearly out of the ring with his spiritual pressure alone! Ban still trying to capture Itachi in his dreamworld and Itachi retaliating as well but they have also resorted to physical assaults. Yamcha sees an opeing and takes it, fires a blast at Itachi who sidesteps it. Yamcha follows up with his patented Wolf Fang Fist but is stopped dead in his tracks!"
Itachi:"Die pest, Tsukuyomi! Welcome to the world of your slow and arduous death."
"Yamcha screams out in intense pain! Who knows what forms of torure Itachi has in store for him. Saito appears in a flash and peirces Yamcha through his back and slams the blade all the way through! Slowly pulling it out, Yamcha's lifeless body collapses in a sickening thud! Yamcha is the first to be eliminated! Ban doesn't allow Itachi a chance to recover and nails him in the shoulder with the snake bite! So much pressure in his grip that i'm positive i heard shattering bones! Itachi retreats back as his arm goes limp. Jin and Saito resume their blade on blade encounter. Jeice appears sick of fighting on land and takes to the air."
Jeice: Screw you all! Not only will all my fan girls realize I'm the best looking but after this everyone in the universe will know I'm the strongest... and have the best hair! Crasherball!!!!!!!"
"He fires a huge blast straight down on the ring below him. (cough cough) This will surely kill everyone in this whole arena! Ummm I wonder just how state of the art is this booth..... Bankotsu focuses his energy and readies his sword."
Bankotsu:"Get ready Banryu, help me one more time. Dragon Hammer!!!!"
"An incredible force of pink energy is sent from his sword and cascading through the air, clashes with Jeice's attack then wipes it out sending the rest of the intense energy straight at Jeice! Direct hit! The orange heartthrob is hurled down into the nosebleed section of the stands! He is eliminated! Byakuya measures up Itachi as Saito goes for the killing blow against Jin, he moves in a blur, the blade catches him above the eyes as blood leaks out. Jin emmerges in a low stance and impales Saito through his torso! Saito pushes him back and manages one more strike. Jin leaves himself wide open and as Saito goes for it, Jin takes the cut and at the same time nails the deathblow! Jin decapitates the once feared swordsman! Hajime Saito has been eliminated!"
Ryuho:"Itachi, you're finished! Zetsuei now! Vigorous Right Fist Fukuryuu and Vigorous Left Fist Garyuu!!"
"The arms of his alter have seperated from the body and speed toward Itachi is a blur of movement! He leaps over the first one but the number two pierces him straight through! Itachi's body falls to the ground outside the ring, he is eliminated! It looks like Ban and Bankotsu used that distraction to catch Byakuya off guard. Oh no, Byakuya flash steps behind them so fast his image remained behind for a split second, he is unharmed and holds his sword erect."
Byakuya: "Senbonzakura, scatter..."
"His blade had dissappeared and it looks like lots of cherry blossoms flowing around him then they all fling forward. Ban is caught and sliced thousands of times, too fast to truely see! Bankotsu deflects as many as possible but is scarred all over. He lets out a furious roar as his huge sword glows."
Bankotsu:"Let's finish this Banryu..... Dragon Thunder!!!!!!!!!"
"The sky is lighting up and clouds have covered the arena, lighting rains down upon the ring! Look out Gemma! Byakuya stands calmly and reforms his blade. He drops it into the very ground and it emmerges as many blades pretruding up. I think this is his Bankai. Those blades scatter as well but there is at least ten times the ammount of cherry blossoms now! They flow around him dancing vibrantly shielding him from the lightning strikes! Bankotsu notices more of those deadly blades surounding him but he's too late! Slashes up his arms then down his chest! His sword falls to the ground as his screams of complete agony fill the arena! He's being sliced inside and out, so many shards that his body can no longer be seen! They finally vanish but only some of his bones remain! Bankotsu is eliminated! I've just noticed Ban Mido in knocked out as well! Ryuho charges at Byakuya but the blades block every shot then shoot up under him from the ground! His hand is completely chopped off! several more slice his throat sending crimson rain to spew from his now drained body! He falls into a puddle of his own blood and is eliminated! Wait, his alter springs from the rubble caused by the vast ammount of lightning strikes and slams into Byakuya from behind but in a flash he reforms his sword and in a single stroke slices it into pieces. What the!!!?? Itachi appears from nowhere and unleashes Amaterasu only inches from Byakuya! He can't block and it burns through his clothes and skin with such intensity he is sent crashing against the arena wall! He is eliminated! It looks like the Itachi that fell outside the ring was just a shadow clone! Jin, the last other remaining fighter races at Itachi but he senses it and performs the hand signs for a second shot of black fire but wait! One last cherry blossom petal darts across and aims for his throat! Itachi blocks leaving him open, in a flash Jin goes low and slices through his torso, Itachi has been cut in two! This time it was the real one! Your Winner: Jin!!!"
(Sasuke runs from the lockerroom)
Sasuke:"Itachi was mine to kill, I was supposed to be the avenger!!"
Jin:"hmmm I suppose you might get your chance to avenge his death but first you should worry about your own match and stop whining about everything that sucks in your emo life."
(Jin callapses and security drags Sasuke back kicking and screaming. Then fan girls storm the ring to get to the dead Itachi, Jin, Byakuya, dead Ban, and Bankotsu's ravaged bones.)
