Elemental Showdown
Toushiro Hitsagaya (Bleach)
Robin Sena (Witchhunter Robin)
Elder Toguro (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Gaara (Naruto)
Captain Ginyu (DBZ)
Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
Kagome Higurashi (Inuyasha)
"We are just moments away from our next huge rumble which promises to deliver more excitement and pure carnage for your personal enjoyment..... I'm getting word from the staff in the back that there has been an altercation between two fighters and they are currently trying to fix the situation (cough cough) ...... Now I'm getting news that Sesshomaru is involved and it's getting heated. Stay tuned and we will relay more news when we get it. One last quick peek in the lockerrom as the contestants make last minute preperations."
Wolfwood:"Hey buddy ya got a light?"
Roy:"Sure.... no problem"
(Roy snaps his fingers igniting a spark that increases into a fireball turning Wolfwood's cigarette into ashes)
Wolfwood:"hmmmm gee thanks.... Dammit that was my last one ya jackass"
Roy:'What was that, I couldn't quite hear you?"
Wolfwood:I said dammit i can't believe it's past one"
(Roy ignores him and walks past to get close to Kagome)
Roy:"Hey there, where did you get that skirt, the girls in my staff will need plenty now that the Furher is finally dead, someone has to be promoted right?"
Kagome:"ummmmmmm"
(Kagome blushes) :::Why do the perverts and weirdos always come after me???:::
"It appears the confrontation continues in the back but we now have the camera crew in place (cough cough) enjoy"
(Camera focuses in on two figures, first Sesshomaru then Inuyasha)
Sesshomaru:"For the last time hand over father's sword and leave this place while you are still among the living."
Inuyasha:"Are you stupid? Father gave the Tessaiga to me! If you wanna fight for it then bring it on but all you ever do is talk about how great you are and yet I'm the only one that beats your furry ass! Besides, you have your own sword from father, it's not my fault your such a weakling in battle that even though you're a full demon you still need a sword to keep you from dying!"
Sesshomaru:"Inselent fool! I shall rid the world of your half bred scum once and for all. GRRRRRRR"
(His eyes glow a deep red and his whole body begins to pulsate)
Inuyasha:"Go ahead transform cuz everyone knows there's nothin' more scary than a gigantic poodle! Oh someone please help me!! hahahahahahaha Here's an idea, you can use than damn boa as a fluffy bow for your ear haha that would be perfect. But either way I'm not afraid of a three legged dog or did you forget that I hacked one off before...... haha you did forget didnt you!!! hahahahahaha" (Falls on floor laughing)
Sesshomaru:"................I will show you why I'm your senior and grind you to dust even without my true form. I will do my father a favor and banish his cursed half human offspring to the netherworld!"
Inuyasha:"Oh please, I'm the one who protects humans just as father did, actually I'm beggining to think you were adopted, yeah it all makes perfect since now."
(Random Inuyasha fanboy runs up to Sesshomaru)
Fan:"BUUUURNNNN! In yo face fluffy!!"
(Sesshomaru slightly waves his hand at the fan and his poison claws melts the flesh into small pools on the floor, the fan runs screaming then Sesshomaru catches him around the throat with his whip, crushing his windpipe and slamming him through a cement wall without even looking.)
Sesshomaru:"That sword will be mine (turns and slowly walks away) Inuyasha.. I'd rather be a poodle than a worthless mutt who still cries for his mother and is whipped by a 14 year old human girl. I'll give you credit for the guts it took you to taunt me but I dare you to come back on the night of the new moon and tell me that." (disappears in a blur.)
Random Sesshy fanboy:"You got served, biotch!!!!"
Inuyasha:"WINDSCAR!!!!!!!"
(Goes black)
"We are back ringside as the fighters have gathered to the ring already and are waiting on the bell to begin match 6! I Hayate Gekko will guide you through this bloody path of violence and bodybags. (cough cough)"
(Bell)
"The action begins! Lust taunts Naruto and he's not taking it too well.... there he goes with pointing his finger and Lust quickly shuts him up with a slash of her extending razor sharp claws. He evades it then attacks her head on. Gaara uncaps his gourd and lets the sand flow. Wolfwood blocks a wave of sand with his massive weapon then pulls out two hand guns and fires away. As expected every bullet is caught by Gaara's sand, putting a halt to Wolfwood's plans. Roy Mustang the Flame Alchemist faces off with Captain Ginyu, leader on the Ginyu Force."
(From the crowd Jeice cheers Ginyu on as he hold's two fan girls close to his side.)
Jeice:"Show 'em who's boss, captain!!"
"On the opposite side, The Elder Toguro brother launches an assaut on Kagome who was supposed to be in match four but was switched thanks to Miroku. Toushiro looks pretty bored and just watches the fighting around him. Naruto now focuses his efforts on Ginyu who dodges every punch. He takes flight then fires three bolts of energy Naruto's way. One connects but it was a shadow clone. Another clone helps the real one to create the rasengan and then boosts him into the air behind Ginyu. Looks like his sneak attack worked, Ginyu turns just in time to get caught by the shot of intense rotating chakra! It spins Ginyu to the ring and he crashes hard. He slowly gets to his feet as Naruto prepares one more burst. Here comes a second rasengan! He finds his mark, and nearly shreads a hole through Ginyu's chest! Wait a minute, Ginyu is smiling. He stares directly at Naruto and focuses his energy. No way, it's his body swap technique! He forces his mind into Naruto's body and pushes Naruto's mind into Ginyu's nearly broken body. Naruto fights back but he's in a weak body now. Gaara spots him and sends the sand his way. I guess he thinks he's helping out Naruto but he's about to cripple him! The sand surrounds him and..... Sand Burial! He crushes Ginyu's body in a single move of his hand. Naruto and Ginyu's body has been eliminated! Toguro and Lust do their best to kill each other but both keep regenerating everything that gets damaged. They share a murderous glare then turn their eyes toward Kagome. They pounce but in a flash comes Toushiro who has seen enough double teaming. He draws his blade in an instant and freezes both psychopathic killing machines. Wolfwood takes aim and launches a missle, it smashes into the frozen Lust and sends shards of her flying in all directions. Lust has been emphatically eliminated!"
Kagome:"I'm glad I don't have to look for those shards...... (crickets chirp) geez Inuyasha and Sesshomaru get all the good lines."
"As we continue on it appears Ginyu who has taken over the body of Naruto has lost control of the ninetails still sealed in that body. It's massive chakra explodes all around and pushes everyone nearly out of the ring! Robin finally takes center stage and uses her pyrokinesis to hit the ninetails with several flaming shots although it seems to only add to his anger. Roy joins in and uses his flames to fuel the fires already ablaze and increase them with his alchemy. It takes one final leap and both Roy and Robin put all their might into igniting a full inferno against the beast! Finally the fires calm and the charred remains of Naruto's body are but mere ashes! Ginyu has been eliminated! The flames allowed Toguro to break free and he attacks Gaara. The sand slams him to the ground and covers him with Gaara's command. Another sand burial! Toguro is in a crumpled heap but I don't think he is out of it just yet. He starts to regenerate but Kagome readies her bow and fires the sacred arrow through his heart! It explodes in a haze of light as Toguro is defeated and out of the tournament. Robin opposes Toushiro in a battle of fire and ice. She blinds hims with a flash of blazing fury aimed at his head but his reflexes and speed keeps him from injury. Roy backs her up with more explosions sending Toushiro into a hasty retreat. Robin puts on her glasses and her aim improves, finally one shot hits Toushiro sending him to the floor and Roy takes full advantage. Looks like it will be a point blank shot..... wait.... Toushiro's lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto Jumps to the edge of the front row of seats and distracts Roy with a quick flash of her umm assests allowing Toushiro to escape then flip behind the Flame Alchemist and slash straight down his back. (cough cough) The cut looks deep but he continues on. He pulls something out of his pocket.... it's a crismon ring. It puts it on and ignites a massive fire blast that rocks the whole arena! It crumbles the ring to mere rubble!"
Gemma:"Since the ring is no more, the last one standing wins the match."
"The ref has declared the only way for victory and the match continues. Gaara survived the blast in his sand cacoon but emmerges in his half Shukaku state! He grabs Roy who was trying to recover from his own blast.... oh no! He just ripped Roy Mustang in half! Roy is effectively eliminated! Gaara goes after Kagome next but Inuyasha springs from the lockerroom and grabs her then escapes! Gemma signals that Kagome has been disqualified but at least she remains in one piece. Robin, finally able to stand but limps forward. Wolfwood appears to be ok as he looks for his smokes. Toushiro flies out of a pile of granite and directly for Robin. Her glasses are broken and she tries but can't land a shot...... Toushiro with a slash but Wolfwood interrupts their fight with a missile aimed for them both! What blast! So many explosions. (cough cough) The smoke slowly clears and there is no sign of either of them. Sand covers Wolfwood's large weapon, he tries to shake it off then fire at Gaara but the sand must have gotten inside. Gaara calms himself and returns to normal. He calls forth the sand and creates a spear."
Gaara:"Ultimate Absolute Attack: Shukaku's Halberd!"
"The spear looks like the hand of the Shukaku, he hurls it into Wolfwood's chest! It pierces through with little resistance. Wolfwood pulls out a gun and fires but nothing can penetrate Gaara's defense. Gaara makes a hand motion and the sand from the spear enters and dissappears in Wolfwood's body, he makes a second hand sign and the sand hardens and pierces from the inside out in the form of hundreds of daggers!! What a gruesome death for the priest gunman. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is eliminated! Toushiro bursts out of the rocks in his bankai form. Robin is down and Gemma signals she is eliminated! Gaara stares down Toushiro. The last two are prepared for the final face off.
Toushiro makes the first move, so blazingly fast with his slashes that I can't keep up, but Gaara's sand can. He has blocked every cut and then sends sand raining down on Toushiro in shards but he is on the move again and dodges them all. Both highly skilled but for how long can they keep this up? Toushiro concentrates then after a short break in Gaara's attacks he slams his sword into the ground and freezes everything in the vacinity, stopping the sand in its tracks. He leaps forward and slashes again and again but is blocked every time. Little by little he freezes every grain of sand that touches the sword. His final blow manages to slice the gourd and freezes it thoroughly! Gaara drops it to the ground and is forced to keep backing up further to dodge Captain Hitsagaya's barrage of attacks. Gaara pulls off the sand making up his sand armor and forms it into a sword to defend against Toushiro. He fiercly attacks without letting up, catching the shinigami offguard. He lands a cut to Toushiro's shoulder after causing pieces of the sand sword to detach and get into Toushiro's eyes. Dirty tactic but effective. He then shoves the sword through Toushiro's hand! He uses his remaining hand to swing his sword, firing out an ice dragon! Gaara defends with the rest of his reserve sand and goes for the killing blow! He slashes Toushiro from the waist up to his neck, but the ice dragon came back around and smashed Gaara in the back since he had no sand left to protect him! Toushiro stabs Gaara clean though and they both collapse!"
Gemma:"According to the rules the first to fully stand will be declared the victor!"
"You heard it, the first to their feet will be victorious. Both struggle, it's amazing they are still alive and can move at all. Looks like Gaara is almost there! Wait! Toushiro uses the rest of his power and freezes the ground below Gaara, he slips! Toushiro stands! Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of Match 6 is: TOUSHIRO HITSAGAYA!!!!!!"
