Dragon Ball Brawl
Broly
Goku
Vegeta
Android 17
Android 18
Frieza
Fat Buu
Cell
Trunks
"Welcome all to perhaps the most action packed and violent match thus far. The powers that be gave me the pleasure to announce this match considering how well I did almost all of the world martial arts tournaments in the Dragon Ball universe..... plus no one else wanted to get this close to the action, and since no one would dare be near the ring during this tumultious battle royale it looks like I'll also handle the ref duties from here in the announcing booth. Now onto the match at hand the Dragon Ball Z battle to end all battles! For this match we had Bulma and the Capsule Corp. crew to come up with an invincible force field to protect the audience and keep the brutality within the ring and ringside areas only. First to enter is the strongest Namekian known, Piccolo! Next up is the psychotic Saiyan known as Broly! Goku comes out to thunderous cheering from the crowd, and is clearly the fan favorite today. Vegeta emmerges with the classic scowl imitated by millions of wannabe bad asses of anime. Number 17 walks out and gets a few responses from fangirls. 18 gets a load of fanboy reactions and 17 is not happy.... must they always compete? Frieza hovers to the ring with the biggest frown of them all... Just between you and me, I think he is still upset because the Tournament policy wouldn't allow him to enter from his space ship.. oh well. Fat Buu enters and high fives Goku then tries it with Vegeta who pulls his hand back at the last second and laughs hysterically. Cell appears in the ring and looks ready to exact some revenge. Finally we have our youngest contestant yet, Trunks!"
Vegeta:"Hey Namek, how did you end up in here, I was told it was a battle of the strongest. It doesn't seem fit to have some two-bit sidekick like you in it."
Piccolo:"You gotta problem with me Vegeta? Come to think of it, you've always been a pain in my ass. It looks like now is my chance to remedy that. Bring in on you sencond rate Saiyan! You couldn't even be a proper villian!"
Vegeta:"Ha! Like you're one to talk, you're just jealous that I have hair!"
(Bell Rings)
"Match Eight has begun! An intense staredown from all competitors, 17 looks bored and Piccolo goes straight for Vegeta! Cell and Frieza appear to have the same idea as they both whoosh toward Goku and attack him head on. He blocks both of their physical assaults and pushes them back with his aura alone. He's holding them off without even transforming! The androids don't understand the meaning of the term every man for himself, as they attack in tandem targeting Trunks. He holds his own and is the first to go Super Saiyan. Broly watches with pleasure at all the fighting then lets loose his dreadful laugh. He powersup and goes Super Saiyan with a huge gush of power and unrelenting winds. He slams his gigantic fist into Buu but he absorbs most of the shock and rockets forward with his own punch, hmmm looked ineffective. Frieza fires off several energy blades but Goku dodges them effortlessly. Cell splits himself into four and surrounds Goku but this didn't work the first time, why would it work now. Goku quickly dispenses of the Cells then slams Frieza to the ring. Looks like Goku is finished playing around and transforms into his Super Saiyan form. An invisable blast knocks Frieza as far out of the ring as the field will allow. He has been eliminated! Vegeta got the best of Piccolo and crushes his knee into the Namekian's skull. He tosses him aside then rushes towards Frieza. He's already out but Vegeta has a very wicked smile washing across his face. Frieza barely has a chance to stand before Vegeta bitch slaps him across the face then kicks him in the throat and finally slams his fist inside Frieza! Yikes, he continues to mutilate him by ripping out Frieza's spine and... what the!!!? He's choking Frieza to death with his own spine! I wasn't kidding about this being the most violent matchup yet! Back in the ring Piccolo faces off with 17 and Trunks fires everything he has at 18. She dodges them and appears behind Trunks. She fires off a quick shot from her palm but he vanishes then appears in a flash above her, he lands both feet to her face then flips behind her and fires a blast into her back. She looks frustrated and loses focus. He dodges her attacks then sticks out his tongue and mocks her. She charges full speed! He flashes behind her yet again, she nearly falls out of the ring and he fires a huge blast out of both hands! she blocks but the momentum sends her outside and to the ground. Android 18 has been eliminated by Trunks!"
Android 18:"No fair you little brat! You singed my hair! Grrr"
"She doesn't look happy, but then again she could have ended up like Frieza...... Cell creates almost 30 Cell jrs and they gang up on Goku. He shows off his skill and complete mastery of his fighting style, taking them down with ease. Buu gets up from the thrashing Broly has given him."
Buu:"You knock Buu down for last time. Buu crush you now, spiky haired man!"
(Vegeta points and laughs)
Vegeta:"How can anyone take your threats seriously when you're a big pink blob called Fat Buu hahahahahaha"
Buu;"It's MAJIN BUU!!!!!!! I not fat!!!"
Vegeta:"Yeah right, and the next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're big boned, right? hahahaha"
Broly: "Enough talk! Everyone dies now!"
"Broly has had enough and goes on a rampage! Burying Buu in the rubble of the ring head first, he fires a green blast straight through! There's nothing left of him to regenerate! Buu is out! Vegeta strikes at him but Broly knocks him aside with a stroke of his hand then lands a massive knee into the jaw of Trunks. Meanwhile Goku crushes his fist through another Cell jr then blows up the remaining dozen with a huge blast of his magnificent aura as he reaches Super Saiyan level two! An intense staredown with Cell, both men measuring the other up. Vegeta hits Broly from behind but with no effect. Even in his Super Saiyan form Vegeta can't match the legendary Broly's might. He slams Vegeta to the ground then steps on him. Trunks comes to the rescue but is caught in his clutches as well. Trunks powers his way out but not before Broly fires a huge ball of energy, crashing into his back then exploding in a massive flash, shredding the tiny half Saiyan. Trunks is eliminated! Vegeta goes mad and explodes into his level two form and nearly topples the giant. Right in front of Broly he fires his big bang attack! It sends Broly down then Piccolo lands a well placed kick to Vegeta and the two begin their struggle again. Vegeta nearly lands out of the ring but stops himself then sends Piccolo flying upwards. In an instant Vegeta appears above him and with both hands hammers him back to the ring with force. Goku sees Broly standing and unharmed then gets that serious look in his eyes. He teleports behind Cell, Kamehameha wave to the back! Blasts Cell into pieces then Goku focuses, a second beam is shot so intense it melts all the pices into nothing more than smoke. Cell is eliminated! Goku lands and stares at the monster Broly. Goku makes the first move but Broly conters every shot, punch and kick. Goku gets knocked to the edge of the ring and Vegeta steps up. He powers up then fires everything straight at Broly. Vegeta goes airborne and fires more intense blasts! Broly emmerges from the smoke and catches up to the Prince of all Saiyans. He grabs him by the throat and punches him to a bloody pulp then hurls him below. Goku catches him then teleports in front of Broly. Goku errupts into Super Saiyan level 3!"
Goku:"You can dish it out but let's see how well you can take it! Leave everyone else outta this, I am your only opponent!"
Broly:"Until you die... then the whole world will suffer!!!!"
(Below, in the ring)
17:"Hahaha Can't beat front row seats to this showdown. Hopefully they'll blow eachother's brains out, what idiots!"
Piccolo:"You talk too much. Special Beam Cannon!!!!"
"Piccolo caught 17 off guard and hit his signature technique only an inch away from 17's head! He blew his skull right off! As his headless body crumples to the floor I think it's safe to say Android 17 is eliminated! Goku seems to be keeping up with Broly.. wait, he must have been toying with him. Broly amps up his speed and attacks, he sends Goku crashing down again."
Goku:"Vegeta.... here take this earring (tosses it) ... together ... we can defeat.."
Vegeta:"Oh hell no Kakarot! I remember last time, there's no way I'm being stuck with you again!" (Throws the earring down.)
Goku:"Well we can do the fusion dance.."
Vegeta:"Do I look like your puppet... dancing for everyone's entertainment? NO!!!!"
"Broly prepares for the final blow! Heading straight for them both but Piccolo jumps in front and fires away but all the energy bounces harmlessly off him. He grabs Piccolo and unceremonialy rips him in half! Piccolo is eliminated in style! Namekian blood is everywhere. He proceeds to beat Goku with Piccolo's lifeless legs! Wait... Piccolo's torso starts to move. He stretches his arm, grabs the earring and attaches it to Vegeta."
Vegeta:"No, you little F.................."
"The two are being pulled together with force! They merge in a blast of brilliant light!"
Vegetto:"Behold, we are Vegetto. Also known as... YOUR DOOM!"
"Vegetto springs forth with a flash and pounds Broly with shot after shot without letting up. Again and again Broly gets knocked to the ground. A Kamehameha to finish it! But he dodges and lands his green blast, direct hit! Vegetto smiles and licks the blood from his face. He launches another attack then creates a huge laser like sword protruding from his hand. Broly charges at him but Vegetto's blinding speed flashes across the ring. OH MY! He used the blade and cut off Broly's left arm!!! Vegetto smiles in as the fans gasp. A dark light shines in Broly's eyes, he screams a fearful cry and explodes the entire ring, the force field is begining to break down! Vegetto fires a massive blast but Broly shugs it off and grabs him by the throat, in an instant Broly slams Vegetto into the ground head first and blasts him point blank! Another blast and another, each one rocking the entire planet, six, seven, he keeps blasting with full furry! Finally stopping after ten. Vegetto is nowhere to be found. He is eliminated, your Winner: The Legendary Super Saiyan Broly!!!"
(An hour later Goku and Vegeta jump out of the huge crater.)
Vegeta:"Ok Broly now you will die...... ummmm where is he?"
Bulma:"The match was over an hour ago guys.... we thought you died... but why are you seperated?"
Goku:"No he just blasted us pretty far in the planet, I think I must have gotten a defective pair of those earrings..... no wonder they were on clearance"
Vegeta:"You IDIOT!!!"
Bulma:"Well why didn't you use the instant transmission to get back here?"
Goku:"ummm I forgot hehehe"
(Vegeta falls to the ground. Chi Chi runs to the ring and beats up Goku for losing.)
Vegeta:"Haha Kakarot is soooo whipped!"
Bulma:"What about you mister!? You let our son get killed! Just for that I'm making you search for all seven of the Dragon Balls all by yourself!"
Vegeta:"Yes dear grrrrrrr I'm the Prince of all Saiyans dammit!"
