Chest Hair

by
Ria

*****

"Spike, where’s your chest hair?"

"What?!"

"I don't see any chest hair."

"You don't have any either, mate."

"I shave it off."

"Oh. Why?"

"To make my chest muscles look bigger."

"Again, why?"

"People look at them."

"What people?"

"You stare at them all the time."

"I do not."

"Sure you do, but that's not the point. Why you don't have any chest
hair?"

"I have one. See, it's right there."

"I think I need a microscope…"

"Sod off, it's there."

"No it isn't.

"Yes it is... Whatcha doing?"

"Maybe I can feel it with my tongue, since I can't see it."

"Pet…."

*****

End