(As transcribed by Edmondia Dantes)
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So, let me get this - if what you're saying is true
You'd like to get me in bed - with YOU?
Buddy, I've got one thing to say:
You're never gonna get your way!
I've got this Puzzle - you see it, you see?
Well, here's a secret - between you and me.
Inside this gold treasure lies my favorite thing
He's proven to be the world's greatest fling!
His name's been forgotten, and that's all we know
But I call him Yami - just look at that glow!
Now I don't much care about your 'hot bod'
'Cause my yami's dragon - hell, it's a GOD
My yami is spunky, he's got lots of sass
And damn, in that leather, he's got a hot ass
My yami is sexy, he's real good in bed
Especially when he's giving me *CENSORED*
My yami has no memory
But who needs that when he has me?
My yami's a sweetheart, a real caring guy
Half the time his hand's on my fly
My yami likes leather, and buckles and chains
He's a brilliant strategist, really has brains
He's quiet and moody and frequently broody
But that just means I can get me some booty
He says I distract him, and I know that it's true
But, heck, if you had him, then he'd distract you
My yami's not social, I know he can't dance
But that doesn't matter - his hand's in my pants
My yami's a fighter and he likes to duel
And when he bends over, all of us drool
My yami is pretty, he looks quite fine
And everyone knows that his ass is MINE
My yami tends to be rather grabby
And as for me, well, I'm the grab-ee.
So to put this in short, I'll tell you things plain
And I really hope you don't think me vain
But I have better things to do
And who I'm screwing sure ain't you!
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Happy b-day, Kitty-chan!
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