EnsTren: Yami is crosseyed
Edmondia: mew?
EnsTren: I don't think he's ever heard someone blasphemy/curse so badly
EnsTren: *looks at seto*
Edmondia: uh?
Edmondia: whose blasphemy/curse?
EnsTren: seto is putting all his creativity and inteligence behind cursing someone soundly out
EnsTren: don't know who it is though
Edmondia: Yami no Bakura appears to be taking notes...
EnsTren: something about the person being so reviled that even great Ra hesitate before allowing him on the sun barge to cross so his soul may be weight by Ma'at
EnsTren: yet the guardians of the barge will not be so kind and will allow Apophis to snatch him up and swollow his soul hole where he will live eternally dying
EnsTren: and when it passes out of him as snake dung Isis will make herself new hands and bless and earthenwear bowl then gather up the snake dunk with contains the putrified ever suffering essance of this person's soul and dump it into the bowl
EnsTren: she will then cut her hands off for being so dirtied and Toth the elder shall attach the new hands
EnsTren: thence she shall burn the dung into ashes and then start her labours to a new set of hands
EnsTren: thence she shall shatter the sullies bowl and add clay to the ashes and shards to make a new body for the soul so the shards will cut and peirce it still
EnsTren: The new body will be fired and be in cutting pain as if stuck in a briar patch and she will again renew her hands
EnsTren: Then she throw the gollum body to Aphophis so it may again suffer for an eternity more in it's belly
EnsTren: but Aphoish would refuse the morsal for so vile is the soul even the serpent is disgusted, too, it gave the snake soreness of throat, sickness os stomach, and runs of defacation for eating it last time
EnsTren: thence it must be forced down it's throat but only half of it will be taken in, the other half to fall only to be eaten by the stupid (soul eatng thing, crocadile, hippo monster, shadi called it up once)
EnsTren: which then will scream out
EnsTren: and the two broken piece of your body and soul shall scream out from their bellies in a hymn to lift my spirits and sing in harmony with forever.
EnsTren: yes, he's quite pissed
EnsTren: but then again *squints and tilts head to side* might be a heseth who is cursing
Edmondia: possibly
Edmondia: if it's a Seto his Seth is squealing that his omote has 'finally gotten religion!'
EnsTren: is yamibakura impressed or not?
Edmondia: yes.
Edmondia: he's all o.o 'coooooooooooool'
EnsTren: and atemu is crosseyed
Edmondia: teehee~
EnsTren: I just hope if it is seto he's not cursing at she seth
Edmondia: that would be very bad
Edmondia: she would cry
Edmondia: speaking of whom, that group therapy thing you mentioned?
Edmondia: methinks they should go
EnsTren: yush
Edmondia: *piles them into a psychiatrist's office*
EnsTren: heh
Edmondia: *watches the psychiatrist run out, screaming*
EnsTren: *giggles
Edmondia: XD
EnsTren: anyways
EnsTren: it is my opinion that seto is NOT copeing well with things changing this quickly, and his support being taken away
Edmondia: yes, agreed.
EnsTren: he's likely to run out screaming if he's pushed any more
EnsTren: and then stab himself a few times
Edmondia: I think she's going to back off a bit, truth be told
Edmondia: she's swinging into and out of lucidity
EnsTren: yay?
Edmondia: she's trying to ground herself, so yes, yay
EnsTren: yay
EnsTren: but yeah
EnsTren: seto is...not in a good way
Edmondia: yeah...
EnsTren: really what he wants alot now is to be left alone
EnsTren: not so much hug mokuba cause he doesn't want to burden him
Edmondia: I think he's going to be, at least by Seth, though Mokuba's going to I think still fuss over him
EnsTren: he won't mind that so much
EnsTren: but with how she was sticking by him all the time made it difficult for him to beat his thoughts into some sort of shape
EnsTren: especially with her touching him all the time
Edmondia: yes.
EnsTren: so
Edmondia: and she's separating herself from him because of that whole 'who am I?' thing
EnsTren: keep him away from seth, or visa versa
Edmondia: she's trying to figure that out without him or Atemu, and yes
EnsTren: and keep seto away from sharp objects cause I don't trust him with them
Edmondia: Mokuba-interception should take care of that, I think
EnsTren: oddly I think atemu might be good for him
EnsTren: in a strange weird way
EnsTren: but not yugi
Edmondia: oh?
EnsTren: and he...might yell alot at atemu
EnsTren: cause atemu's still sorta kinda in the father catagory
Edmondia: I can imagine...
Edmondia: plus might provide some insight for him
EnsTren: which him?
Edmondia: Seto
EnsTren: oh?
Edmondia: who knows Seth better than Atemu?
EnsTren: good point
EnsTren: oh yeah, and seto is, to people who know him well (read, no one in his employ), "Hello, I'm unstable and am having home troubles." vibes
Edmondia: mmhmm
Edmondia: am oddly seeing Anzu dragging him out for ice cream
EnsTren: "Please keep me away from sharp objects lest I hurt either one of us."
Edmondia: "Are spoons okay?"
EnsTren: "no"
Edmondia: "We'll have cones, then."
EnsTren signed off at 8:26:20 PM.
EnsTren signed on at 8:26:25 PM.
EnsTren: "Aren't you afraid that I'll stab your eye out with the pointy end? it doesn't take that much, all you really have to do is wedge it, and it pops right out"
Edmondia: She rolled her eyes and took his arm. "I'll buy you a kiddie cone. They have flat bottoms."
EnsTren: "That would be the best"
Edmondia: "Mmkay. Chocolate or vanilla?"
EnsTren: "Chocolate, it's a natural anti depressant"
Edmondia: "True enough!" And five minutes later they had their ice cream.
EnsTren: Seto...Seto looked strangely pleased. "I haven't had an ice cream cone since...in ages actually"
Edmondia: "Ice cream is good for the soul," Anzu declared, and gave her cone a lick. "It clears the mind and settles the stomach."
EnsTren: "UNless it's gone bad"
Edmondia: "Takes a lot for ice cream to go bad."
EnsTren: A shrug.
Edmondia: "So things have gotten that bad?"
EnsTren: "I don't want to talk about it"
Edmondia: "What do you want to talk about?"
EnsTren: "I don't suppose you know anything about astro physics, do you?"
Edmondia: She shook her head. "Sorry, not a genius, can't help you out much there."
EnsTren: A shrug, "Then nothing."
Edmondia: She leaned her head against his arm and rolled her eyes. "You, Kaiba, are boring and antisocial."
Edmondia: "Played with Yami lately?"
EnsTren: "I know that, and No. Why would I have the time too?"
Edmondia: She shrugged. "You two like to snark at each other, I think."
EnsTren: "Yeah but my yami wants to fuck him and get pregnant."
Edmondia: "...old habits are hard to break?" she wondered aloud. "Hm. He's her crutch, isn't he?"
EnsTren: "Don't know, don't care."
Edmondia: "She's your yami, why wouldn't you care?"
EnsTren: "Hitting on him keeps her from hitting on me," he looked very ill.
Edmondia: She patted his arm. "Take a few deep breaths and try to relax. Think about Mokuba."
EnsTren: He did, still looking a bit too pale and a bit too green
Edmondia: "How's he doing in school?" Anzu prodded gently.
EnsTren: "Very well, he cracks jokes on the math problems.
Edmondia: "Teachers like him?"
EnsTren: "Yes.
EnsTren: "Well sometimes.
Edmondia: "Sometimes?"
EnsTren signed on at 8:51:27 PM.
Edmondia: "Why only sometimes?"
EnsTren: "They think I help him with his homework"
Edmondia: "Keh, that's stupid."
EnsTren: "If they were educated they'd know IQ is a highly genetically related trait"
Edmondia: "If they paid attention they'd realize the kid's a genius. Possibly an evil genius."
EnsTren: "I knew that already. Nepotisim isn't the only reason why he's my vice president. I know I have no people skills, he does."
Edmondia: "True enough," she agreed readily, "But you've got an appeal that plays well off of his. It works quite well for PR."
EnsTren: "Mokuba told me that already. I just wish it didn't make idiot females swoon and do other stupid things around me"
Edmondia: "Teenage girls are stupid about hot guys," she said easily, "Hell, I've done some really stupid stuff for guys before. But guys do stupid things for girls - I think teenagerdom is concentrated human idiocy."
EnsTren: "Could be. But unfortunetly it's not just teenagers. Would you belive I've had grown women try...shit with me"
Edmondia: "Hmn... yup. Young, introverted businessman, sly, experienced older woman... woo woo."
EnsTren: "And looking at Mokuba they are convinced I'd make a good father--or at least cute babies." Looks ill again
Edmondia: "We're in Japan. Chicks dig the blue eyes."
Edmondia: "And you would make a good father. Just not yet."
Edmondia: She patted his arm. "Don't worry, your attitude scares them all away anyways."
EnsTren: "One flung herself across my desk and pulled on my tie"
Edmondia: "...that's very deeply disturbing. I sincerely hope you stopped wearing ties after that."
EnsTren: "Most of the time, yes"
Edmondia: "Is that why your trenchcoats have pokey bits? To ward off wandering hands?"
EnsTren: "And they look good on me."
Edmondia: "Uh huh."
EnsTren: He licked his icecream
EnsTren: "Oh, and I apologize beforehand."
Edmondia: "For...?"
EnsTren: "Your face is going to be plastered on all the rags in town most likely"
Edmondia: "...oh, right, the great Seto Kaiba with a chick. Gotcha."
EnsTren: "Infact...Paprazzi eight o'clock, no don't look..." He nodded at the cars passing infront of them, "Sun's right for a reflection, you can see the flashes going off in the windows."
Edmondia: "...okay, I'm officially creeped out. I hate to bring this up, but, er, please don't let your yami kill me."
EnsTren: He shrugged, "She wouldn't. If I were Yugi's yami and unnattached she would."
Edmondia: "...it really bothers you, doesn't it?" she asked softly.
EnsTren: "She loves me second best, if that--I'm pretty sure her dead children are way ahead of me. And she's still trying to get me into bed with her," he swollowed the bile that rose up, "Why shouldn't it bother me."
EnsTren: ?
Edmondia: "I'm not saying it shouldn't. I'm just thinking... she's been really quiet, lately, though she's been asking me things..."
EnsTren: "What has she been asking you?"
Edmondia: "About life, and being a teenager, and being a girl." She gave her cone a thoughtful lick. "She's our age, but she's... not."
EnsTren: He shrugged, "I offered to get her tutors and stuff so she could go to highschool or college if she wanted."
Edmondia: "So that's why she asked..." she murmured softly, "I see."
EnsTren: He shrugged again.
Edmondia: "I think," she said slowly, "She's trying to distance herself from Yami, and from you, and from her past."
EnsTren: "Must be hard for her to distance herself from Atemu"
Edmondia: "I think it is hard," Anzu said quietly, "I think it's the hardest thing she's ever done."
EnsTren: "It shouldn't be."
Edmondia: "Why not?" she asked, turning to blink up at him.
EnsTren: "I'm her hikari. Shouldn't the hardest thing for her be hurting me?"
Edmondia: "The guilt, maybe... the hurting is easy." She shrugged one shoulder. "She's doing it for you, Kaiba, and for herself."
EnsTren: "Strangely, I can't bring myself to care anymore. I'm too burnt out from her."
Edmondia: "She's scary," Anzu said bluntly. "I don't know how you and Yami put up with it."
EnsTren: "Well I don't care either way anymore."
Edmondia: "Now that's a lie."
Edmondia: "You obviously care about her enough that it's driven you to this."
EnsTren: "Burnt out. And if she kills me, more power toher."
Edmondia: "She won't kill you, I don't think,
EnsTren: "Given insentive she would."
Edmondia: "Like what?"
EnsTren: "She's insane, if I hid from her long enough."
Edmondia: "...like I said, scary, scary woman. Do you love her?"
EnsTren: "Not how she wants me to."
Edmondia: "You don't think she's hot?" Anzu was so startled she nearly tripped.
EnsTren: "No, not really."
EnsTren: He will not admit he doesn't even know what feeling attracted to someone really feels like.
Edmondia: Anzu blinked hard. "Damn. I think you're the only male that's alive who doesn't."
EnsTren: He shrugged.
Edmondia: "You seriously don't like her?"
EnsTren: "Serriously."
Edmondia: "...my brain hurts."
EnsTren: "Get over it."
Edmondia: "Oh, like you have?" she questioned archly, "So are you jealous or not?"
EnsTren: "She's supposed to be my yami, I'm supposed to be the most important thing to her. But I'm not"
Edmondia: "But you don't seem to have the scary possessive thing going on with her."
Edmondia: "Unless you're just repressing it, which wouldn't really surprise me."
EnsTren: "I make her sad. I want her to be happy. Being happy for her means either clinging to me or ignoring me, and mostly orbiting Atemu"
Edmondia: "...you have this really nasty habit of doing horrible things to yourself for the sake of those you love, you know that, right?"
EnsTren: "Or letting horrible things happen to me," he corrected. "Fortunetly I'm tough enough to put up with it."
Edmondia: She poked him in the side. "Survival isn't thriving."
EnsTren: "Have you seen my checking account? I'd call that thriving."
Edmondia: "I meant in here, Kaiba," and she prodded rather ungently at his chest.
EnsTren: "What makes you think there's anything there except for Mokuba?"
Edmondia: "Seth is," she said blandly, "And she's ripping you apart, isn't she?"
EnsTren: "She's trying to get into my pants when she's discouraged that Atemu has turned her down."
Edmondia: "Feeling used, are you?"
EnsTren: "Sick is more like it"
Edmondia: "Because she...?"
EnsTren: "Acted like my mother."
EnsTren: "She made it clear to me she wasn't intrested in me that way and she acted like my mother."
Edmondia: "And now she's turned the tables on you and you don't like it - but your body does?"
EnsTren: "Sometimes, but I also feel very very very sick."
Edmondia: "Sounds to me like you two need a break - that's what you're doing right now, isn't it?"
EnsTren: "I don't know, she does what she wants."
Edmondia: "Considering that she's not been around you or the Yugis lately, I guess so... I think she's trying to figure herself out, truth be told. And... that's probably for the best."
EnsTren: "I'd rather live screaming in my head for her darkness than have her paw me"
Edmondia: "...like I said, you two need some separate time to figure yourselves out."
Edmondia: "And, er, don't clump her into the same category as the rest of those women, mmkay?"
EnsTren: "She's doing the same thing only they never made me want to throw up."
Edmondia: "No, she's not, because she loves you, and that makes all the difference."
EnsTren: "Not really."
Edmondia: "No difference, or no love?"
EnsTren: "Bits of both"
EnsTren: (in the mean time, *falls over*)
EnsTren: (ICON WARNING)
Edmondia: "Explain?"
Edmondia: (X_x)
EnsTren: "She doesn't...the connection isn't right. And there's diffrence, but not as much as you seem to be implying."
Edmondia: "I don't get it."
EnsTren: "She forgot me."
Edmondia: "...I really doubt that."
EnsTren: "She did."
Edmondia: "She ignored you. Difference."
EnsTren: "Forgot."
Edmondia: "I don't think it's possible for you to forget each other, Kaiba."
EnsTren: "For a little while she did"
Edmondia: She gave his arm a consoling pat. "But she does love you."
EnsTren: He shruged.
Edmondia: "I'd be careful, Kaiba," she said softly, "Otherwise you'll lose her."
EnsTren: "She's already gone, Anzu."
EnsTren: "And I never had her in the first place."
Edmondia: "But she's had you all along, hasn't she?" she said musingly, eyes thoughtful.
EnsTren: "That sounds right."
Edmondia: "...sounds lonely."
EnsTren: "I've always been lonely"
Edmondia: "Mokuba?"
EnsTren: "Close but distant"
Edmondia: She shook her head, then leaned over and gave him a one-armed hug. "I have trouble believing that..."
EnsTren: "He's my brother, even son like, not my friend."
Edmondia: "Yo, Kaiba? Potential friend here, hi, my name's Anzu, we go to school together?"
EnsTren: He snorted.
Edmondia: "Smile and nod or I shove the remnants of this ice cream up your nose."
EnsTren: He stole her ice cream because he finished his.
Edmondia: "Jerk."
EnsTren: "I'll pay for another one"
Edmondia: "That's not the point. Jerk."
EnsTren: He, Seto Kaiba, Ice princeking thing guy, smiled at her. Alright, it was more of a smirk but still.
Edmondia: "I think," she said at great length, "That I will step on your foot now."
EnsTren: "Alright"
Edmondia: "Thank you," she said primly, and stomped on his foot with her three-inch heels.
EnsTren: His shoes were customade, hello steel inserts. But he grimaced aproipetly
Edmondia: "I feel better now," she announced to the world at large, and took his hand. "So, friend, what shall we do now?"
EnsTren: "Take bets on what shots are going to end up in the papers?"
Edmondia: "You'd win," she said blandly, "Although I'm gonna say the smirk and the hug, and probably this."
EnsTren: "I think maybe this too"
Edmondia: "Hmn. I'll be famous!"
EnsTren: "Hah"
Edmondia: "Infamous?"
EnsTren: "Perhaps."
Edmondia: She suddenly grinned evilly at him.
EnsTren: He looked at her evenly
Edmondia: "Say cheese," she said, and stood up on her tiptoes and kissed his cheek.
EnsTren: Seto Kaiba was very smart and not prone to giving into shock. Thus, he turned so her lips met his and kissed back.
Edmondia: She squeaked in surprise.
EnsTren: He'd grin wickedly if he wasn't busy. And...It felt good in a very very strange way. A real kiss, and no mother feelings or bile to make him feel too bad.
Edmondia: Anzu started giggling.
EnsTren: He pulled back and smirked, then waved at the paparazii.
Edmondia: "Fame at last! No longer will I stand in the shadows, for I, Anzu Mazaki, have snogged Seto Kaiba!" she declared, posing for the sake of the cameras.
EnsTren: "Shall I call a limo, sweep you off your feet and carry you inside? Howabout a diamond ring?"
Edmondia: "Sounds good to me! I could also use a new pair of pointe shoes, if you're so inclined..."
EnsTren: Seto considered, "You," he said at some length of thought, "Need a makeover. And it's a perfect cover for me to pick up a present for Mokuba without him finding out."
Edmondia: She raised an eyebrow. "Excuuuuuuuuse me? 'Need' a makeover? Watch that tongue if you wanna keep it."
EnsTren: He chuckled, if she were a lesser woman she might have melted, "You're fine for this level, but for the rich and famous you are like a harpy"
Edmondia: "...I'm Mai," she said, and blinked.
EnsTren: "No, you're not up to snuff, come on. If alexis was in the country I'd take you to her."
EnsTren: He was already talking into his collar walkie talkie thingy.
Edmondia: She rolled her eyes. "Kaiba, has anyone ever told you that you're an anal-retentive control freak?"
EnsTren: "Anal-retentive of a greek colloum, yes."
Edmondia: "...you know what?" she said brightly, "This little outing will help dispel that rumor that you're gay!"
EnsTren: "I'm not gay, I'm asexual."
Edmondia: "Kaiba?"
EnsTren: "Yes?"
Edmondia: "Boooooooooobs."
EnsTren: "Eh?"
Edmondia: She laughed.
EnsTren: The limo pulled up and he grabbed her by the hand to pull her into the back
Edmondia: "My my Kaiba, on the first date?"
EnsTren: He cackled, "I'm jumping school tomorrow and leaving you to deal with the aftermath, muhahahaha." And he actually said the last part, not laughed it, with a striaght face
Edmondia: Anzu grinned and blew a kiss to the assembled cameras. "Of course you will, sadistic bastard. I think I'll let Jounouchi chew on you."
EnsTren: "Ew, dog slobber." He ten turned and said somethign quietly into the intercom.
Edmondia: "Exactly," she said triumphantly, "And he's got sharp teeth, too."
EnsTren: "I have a Tazer"
Edmondia: "Really?" she asked with a sly grin, "Where?" And she promptly started digging through his pockets.
EnsTren: He unbutton the left shoulder point of doom.
Edmondia: "Aha! Storage space!"
EnsTren: "And so much more," he said drolly.
Edmondia: "Oh?" She arched an eyebrow. "Like what?"
Edmondia: And she started poking at him again.
EnsTren: "First aide pack"
Edmondia: Another poke.
EnsTren: "PDA, GPS link up, other things that I'm not going to tell you."
Edmondia: "Oooooh. Have you got a copy of Playboy stuck in there somewhere?"
EnsTren: "I don't have a copy of playboy."
Edmondia: She grinned wickedly. "Playgirl?"
EnsTren: He shook his head. "I never saw the appeal of degrading people for sexual amusment."
Edmondia: She rolled her eyes. "You're no fun, Kaiba."
EnsTren: He shrugged.
Edmondia: "So what do you have?"
EnsTren: "The libido of a brick"
Edmondia: "Seriously?" She leaned over him and gave his lap a pat. "Damn, that'll disappoint a hell of a lot of fangirls."
EnsTren: "They already are, oh here were are."
EnsTren: Seto Ushered her out of the limo and...he had taken her to the most expensive district in Domino.
Edmondia: "Okay, I feel underdressed..."
EnsTren: He took her hand and might have squeased it encouragingly before he pulled her into a store.
EnsTren: "Pirre~"
"Mousiure Kaiba!"
EnsTren: It was quite amusing to see Seto bend over slightly so a little balding man that pulled off both the french and 'gay' accent so perfectly could kiss the air on either side of his face (they didn't touch).
EnsTren: "Pierrie, this is my friend, Anzu. Both of us are getting the gala treatment today. I don't think she call pull off pink."
Edmondia: She tossed him a frosty glare. "Bite me, Kaiba."
EnsTren: Pirre came up to her, and then dropping the facade he said in a brooklyn accent, "Hell no." Then he smiled, "Come on with us madamoiselle, we'll have you fixed up in no time at all."
EnsTren: Seto took centere stage then and pointed around, "You, You, you, and you," then he jerked his thumbs back indicating they should follow.
EnsTren: Pierre and Kaiba took the store by storm.
Edmondia: Anzu blinked and went with it - heck, it wasn't like she was paying for it.
EnsTren: And all the people picked out were needed to hold things.
Edmondia: This was... an interesting way to shop.
EnsTren: Well except one guy who held up things to Pierre's, Seto's (!) and her own bodies, and also fetched things from the back room and other places in the store. The running made up for his lack of burden.
Edmondia: "...so, do you do this often?" she inquired.
EnsTren: "Not too often."
EnsTren: "Mousuire Kaiba has fun making my emploies run around and carry things but not buy anything, from time to time. I forgive him though because my bussiness gets a boost if he's seen coming into the store."
Edmondia: "Tricky bastard."
EnsTren: "Mokuba gets a kick out of it"
Edmondia: "Mokuba is a tricky bastard in the making."
EnsTren: "No, he already is."
Edmondia: "But he's so cute about it!"
EnsTren: "It's what makes him so dangerous. Peirre, what do you think of this rose, or the burgandy?"
Edmondia: "...Kaiba, please, for the sake of my sanity, never say those words again."
EnsTren: "Why not?" He looked honestly confused--almost Mokuba innocent for a second. Then she blinked
Edmondia: "Rose or burgandy?" she repeated skeptically.
EnsTren: He ignored her, "Ooh! Coral! And wine...I think this might look good on her. Light reds do suit, just not that shade of pink."
"I agree, much too common and far to light."
Edmondia: "...I'm being reminded, quite disturbingly, of Pegasus," she announced.
EnsTren: "I had to spend a great deal of time around him."
Edmondia: "Bit obsessed with his dead girlfriend."
EnsTren: "I know this."
Edmondia: She shrugged. "That's about all I can say about him that isn't gonna get me kicked out of this place."
EnsTren: "He was a psycopath I know, and bad fashion sence."
EnsTren: "Hmn...this salmon looks nice, and the misty rose."

"Are you sure it's not too light?"

"Quite, see we'll take it apart and stitch with the alice blue...Hmn...What's your deck type, madamoiselle?"
Edmondia: "...uh?"
Edmondia: "What does that have to do with clothes?"
EnsTren: "Madamoiselle, trust us."
Edmondia: "Fairy," she said, sounding bemused, "And Kaiba, if you laugh, I will find a way to choke you to death."
EnsTren: "Perfect! Madam Courek! Madam Courek!"
Edmondia: "...this is vaguely disturbing, you realize?"
EnsTren: A woman came over and Kaiba and Pierre talked to her and handed her many things from a sampling case.

"...Tomato"

"No....imson"

"...almon with...occasan"

"...Wheat...."

"...old lace..."
EnsTren: ( http://www.dejeu.com/web/tools/color/names.asp )
Edmondia: Anzu stared at them. "This is the oddest day - no, one of the - damn. Today is weird."
EnsTren: The woman disappeared in the back with a flurry of movent, and she was heared towards a cornner of the store.
EnsTren: "Let's get this fashion show on the road"
EnsTren: and she was lightly pushed into the dressing room.
EnsTren: Things were passed to her though a slot.
Edmondia: She shrugged and went with it. It wasn't her money.
EnsTren: When she stepped out she recived polite applause from everyone and one of the guys helped her though doing a little cat walk thing.
EnsTren: And it started all over again.
EnsTren: There was alot to try on, some of it was the wrong size or needed adjustment, quick talk with kaiba and it was done while she was still wearing it!
Edmondia: She'd only had this much fuss a few times before, fittings before rehersals, and that had been hurried and surrounded by other girls and smelling of hairspray.
EnsTren: This was...completely diffrent. Peirre was begging that Kaiba get her new shoes, for the love of god.
Edmondia: Kaiba buying her shoes. That was just odd.
EnsTren: Kaiba was agreeing though, and she modled the rest of the things.
EnsTren: Half didn't make the cut, and another half were judged off.
EnsTren: The remaining quarter was brought into the back and Seto was told to come back in a few hours.
EnsTren: Then he took her to another store.
Edmondia: "...you're worse than a girl," she told him.
EnsTren: "No, according to stereotypes I'd do this everyday. Actually this is a very eclectic torture I've devised."
Edmondia: "Ah, but you do admit that it's torture."
EnsTren: "Yes."
EnsTren: "Ah, here shoes. Pirre will never let me step back inside his store if we don't get you something decente. Penny loafers are an aomination in this part of town."
Edmondia: "There's this little thing about money, you see. I'm saving it. That means I don't spend it."
EnsTren: "That's why I'm buying. You want to be a dancer, right?"
Edmondia: "Yeah, how'd you know about it?"
EnsTren: "I know quite a few things."
Edmondia: "...Jounouchi once referred to you as an obsessively nosy creep with disturbingly possessive stalkerish tendencies."
EnsTren: "I have to be."
Edmondia: "You are."
EnsTren: "Didn't say I wasn't."
Edmondia: She poked him.
EnsTren: "Comeon, shoes."
Edmondia: She went.
EnsTren: Shoe were a torture.
Edmondia: But they made her taller.
EnsTren: And they were shiney!
Edmondia: Shiny was good.
EnsTren: In the end she got several pairs and walked out on a classy set of low heels.
Edmondia: A bit different from her usual platforms, but it was a weird day, after all.
EnsTren: And then there were MORE stores.
Edmondia: "Kaiba, if you're not gay, are you sure you're not a girl?"
EnsTren: "I piss standing up, so yes."
Edmondia: "Chicks can do that too." She grabbed his crotch and squeezed. "Hmn, guess you are a guy."
EnsTren: He kissed her again.
Edmondia: She squeaked again.
EnsTren: Flash photography went off.
Edmondia: "Is this going to become a habit?" she mumbled against his mouth.
EnsTren: "I don't know...Strange."
Edmondia: "Hmn? What's strange?"
EnsTren: "I think I like kissing you more than I like kissing her."
Edmondia: "...that's a little bit disturbing," she said quietly, stepping away from him.
EnsTren: "You don't make me throw up in my mouth."
Edmondia: "You never considered me your mother, either. If you hadn't thought that way about her, you'd much rather be kissing her."
EnsTren: "I liked having her as a mother."
EnsTren: "She was good at it."
Edmondia: "She's nineteen."
EnsTren: "She was an adult despite current views on age and adulthood."
Edmondia: "You say was. You don't think she is now?"
EnsTren: "She's mentally unstable and therefore no longer fit to care forherself"
Edmondia: "Does she know?"
EnsTren: "Know what?"
Edmondia: "That you think she's unstable?"
EnsTren: "I don't know"
Edmondia: "Do you think she knows she is?"
EnsTren: "...Possibly."
Edmondia: "I think that's probably why she's trying to distance herself," Anzu murmured, eyes distant.
EnsTren: "Perhaps. Let me see if there's an opening here for you. Beatrice!"

"Seto! Darling! How are you?"
EnsTren: Peirre deja-vu.
Edmondia: Just another bizzare day in her life.
EnsTren: And an apointment was made and she was taken back to Pierre where the mdam and sewed on fairy wings and motifs and even a few duel monsters onto her cloaths...
EnsTren: Ooh lo-slung jeans.
Edmondia: Muaha.
EnsTren: And other pretty things.
EnsTren: She walked out in some of her new cloaths.
Edmondia: And posed.
EnsTren: And was taken to go accessorize.
Edmondia: "...so is Mokuba a girl then?"
EnsTren: "He isn't. Where'd you get that idea?"
Edmondia: "Yugi told me about the VR world. Princess Edina?"
EnsTren: "I've gone though the programing numerous times and it was a scrap of the orginal that said to make a copy of any of the PCs to be the princess. There was already a Mokuba model because he was going to be the intro."
Edmondia: "Aha. But he did crossdress."
EnsTren: "He was ment to, that bit of progaming was so you could exchange places and save the day"
Edmondia: She snickered.
EnsTren: Seto bought her several matching purses and things, then it was to that salon place.
Edmondia: "Do you do this for all the girls you randomly decide to kiss?"
EnsTren: "You're the second girl I've kissed."
EnsTren: "No, I take that back, first one, because Seth has only kissed me."
Edmondia: "Huh." She blinked a few times. "That's unexpected."
EnsTren: He shrugged.
EnsTren: And they were taken in by squealing happy people.
EnsTren: "Facial time! Pedicure! Manicure! Hair! yes Seto dearie we know, don't touch yours."
Edmondia: Anzu reached over and fluffed his hair.
EnsTren: He rolled his eyes, and soon they couldn't speak because there was goop on their faces, cucumbers over their eyes, and in Anzu's case, foil in her hair.
Edmondia: She took a nap.
EnsTren: She was woken up a bit later, because they had to put makeup on her.
EnsTren: Her hair felt clean and a bit lighter.
EnsTren: And Lo...Seto Kaiba was getting the makeup treatment.
Edmondia: She snickered.
EnsTren: He seemed to be taking it very well, and it was all very very tasteful.
Edmondia: But still, it was makeup, and this wasn't a production of any sort.
EnsTren: Well, no, that wasn't quite true. There were papparazzi all about--and wasn't Seto's entire life a production?
Edmondia: She yawned discreetly. All this fuss was making her sleepy.
EnsTren: They fussed over her a bit more and a bit later she was allowed to see her reflection
Edmondia: Wow. She was hot.
EnsTren: Pretty highlights! And low lights! and how many shades did her hair have now?
Edmondia: Who cared, there were lots!
Edmondia: (beeeeeeed)