Edmondia: (hi)
EnsTren: (how are the setotes?)
Edmondia: (I think they're pretty good, actually)
Edmondia: (they did, after all, need to talk, and they talked,
which has made them more comfortable with one another)
EnsTren: (I think her mood swings are starting to
stablize)
Edmondia: (yeah)
EnsTren: (*taps on seth's shoulder*)
EnsTren: (I think you'll be able to start on intracoural
sex soon)
EnsTren: (that is...frottage, humping.)
Edmondia: (...where'd he get the pompoms?)
EnsTren: (...I'm attempting not to make a dirtty
comment)
Edmondia: (*snicker* we've got a three-thousand year old
priest who's doing cartwheels and yelling 'Sex! Sex! Glorious
sex!' at the top of his lungs, I think dirty comments are
appropriate)
EnsTren: (out of his ass or he spontaniously made them
from shreaded color condoms)
Edmondia: (...he just threw them at your head, you know)
EnsTren: (*giggles*)
Edmondia: (*snickers* silly boi.)
EnsTren: (it was a good guess!)
Edmondia: (*giggle*)
EnsTren: (...and no Seth, you can't preach to us from
the scroll of ani.)
Edmondia: (or you can, but we'll ignore you)
EnsTren: (Yes Seth, Set could kick pagan ass. Yes
Seth, I'm not arguing that Ra is powerful--we just don't
want to hear it!)
Edmondia: (Yes, dear, we know you're a priest. We just don't
care.)
EnsTren: (*decided to mess with his head*)
EnsTren: (Seth honey, do you know what shintos
believe?)
EnsTren: (The sun is a GIRL)
Edmondia: (I happen to believe the sun is a mass of
incandescent gas, but hey, that's just science...)
EnsTren: (and now he's babbling about the spirit of the
sun. The Ka of the sun)
EnsTren: (and I'm plugging my ears)
Edmondia: (I'm considering gagging him)
EnsTren: (Seto! come here and make your yami put
his mouth to better use!)
Edmondia: (...thank you Seto.)
EnsTren: (now everyone's happy and seto's getting a
happy)
Edmondia: (I never ever want to be preached at by someone
who doesn't actually exist ever again)
EnsTren: (*giggling fit*)
Edmondia: (how be our setotes?)
EnsTren: (happy, seto's on her way to getting one
though)
Edmondia: (good to know he can put that religious zeal to
other tasks, as well)
EnsTren: (*puts them in the bubble bath with seto in
mothering mode*)
Edmondia: (ah, isn't that where we left them last time?)
EnsTren: (they were going towards it)
Edmondia: (aha)
Edmondia: (poor guilt-tripping seth)
EnsTren: (She hold him and pets him and kisses him)
EnsTren: (And piles bubbles on his head)
Edmondia: (He's very clingy)
EnsTren: (she's clingable)
Edmondia: ("A-and you're n-not mad?")
EnsTren: ("No. I love you.")
EnsTren: "Honestly yamimine, I'm not stupid, I know
you want to d-do th-that to me... well guys think about
s-ssex alot."
Edmondia: "I didn't use to..."
EnsTren: She didn't stop petting him nor did her light
waver. "Oh? Would you like to talk about it?"
Edmondia: "What's to talk about? I was too busy to think
about sex, and anyway, I had to be chaste to properly conduct
my duties."
EnsTren: "...Should I feel sorry for Mahaado?"
EnsTren: "And Mana. And why are you allowed to
be... nonchaste with me?"
Edmondia: "I'm no longer in active service, for one thing, and
for another thing, you're my soulmate. I'm sure cousin would
make up something to justify it, if I asked."
EnsTren: She nodded solemnly, "Behold the power of
Bullshit."
EnsTren: And she kissed him again.
Edmondia: He offered her a lopsided smile. "It works if you're
a living god."
EnsTren: "He's not alive anymore."
EnsTren: "And it also works if you're a CEO."
Edmondia: "Works very well if you're the high priest, and
hey, neither am I, does that make you a necrophiliac?"
EnsTren: "Necrophilia deals with the facination with
dead bodies."
EnsTren: "You don't look dead and lack a body."
Edmondia: He looked down at himself, back up at her, and
raised an eyebrow.
EnsTren: "And your body isn't dead."
Edmondia: "Dead, missing in action, whatever..."
EnsTren: She kissed his cheek again.
Edmondia: "Plus we're married now."
EnsTren: "Are you feeling better?"
Edmondia: "...feeling slightly less overwhelmed by guilt, you
mean?"
EnsTren: Hikari was always a bit blunt and quickly
groped him though the swimming trunks to check on his
interest level.
Edmondia: "Meep!"
EnsTren: She pulled the elastic out and peered down the
front for a visual confirmation--she thought she might
have grabbed his thigh.
Edmondia: "You have a charming way of making me feel like a
side of meat, my love."
EnsTren: "You like it."
Edmondia: "I said charming, didn't I?"
EnsTren: "You could have been being sarcastic."
Edmondia: "Not when complimenting you."
EnsTren: She was startled into a a blush.
Edmondia: "Heh. Cute."
EnsTren: She gave him a thank-you kiss.
Edmondia: "See, now all I think about is sex because of you.
Don't freak out!"
EnsTren: She was definitely flustered and uncomfortable
because of his admission. She pushed him, "Don't say
that."
EnsTren: "You think of other things."
Edmondia: "...I do?"
EnsTren: "You do the protection things."
Edmondia: "Mmm."
EnsTren: "Well, I can think of a way to prove it to
you."
Edmondia: "Oh?"
EnsTren: "Want me to? I promise it won't hurt."
Edmondia: "All... right..."
EnsTren: She started writing on his tummy.
EnsTren: "In the name of Hathor may this one be
unable to get it up for an hour."
Edmondia: "Hey!"
EnsTren: She giggled, "In the name of Isis may this
charm last for only an hour during which time may this
one be struck with... a chill upon every thought of sex."
Edmondia: He immediately started shivering. "If you cast
charms like this what ELSE am I supposed to think about but a
LACK of sex?!"
EnsTren: She giggled, evil was fun.
Edmondia: "Wench."
EnsTren: "Mokuba is doing well in classes now."
Edmondia: "Wench."
EnsTren: "I think you teaching him Hiroglyphics helped
him appreciate English better."
Edmondia: "Did it? Wench."
EnsTren: "Yes it did, and stop calling me wench, I'm
trying to help you."
Edmondia: "By freezing me to death?!"
EnsTren: "No, I'm trying to distract you."
Edmondia: "You're talking to me while sitting in a bath and
wearing nothing but bubbles."
EnsTren: "Look at my face, and not my bubbles."
Edmondia: "But that's hard!"
Edmondia: (*watches Seth's maturity level slide down the
drain*)
EnsTren: (*giggles*)
EnsTren: "But you're not."
Edmondia: "That's the problem!"
EnsTren: "Hmn... How to distract you...?"
Edmondia: "You've already eliminated your best option," he
pouted.
EnsTren: "Think of Atemu."
EnsTren: "Think of Atemu crossdressing."
Edmondia: He still pouted. "Cousin looks good in
miniskirts."
EnsTren: "Think of him in that bikini you bought me."
Edmondia: He gagged.
Edmondia: "EW! EW! EW! EW!"
EnsTren: "I want to go to a pastery shop."
EnsTren: "And a chocolate store."
Edmondia: "EW!"
EnsTren: "...are you cold?"
Edmondia: "YES!"
EnsTren: "Damn."
Edmondia: "You said cousin in your bikini! The horribleness
caused my brain to react in self-defense!"
EnsTren: "Think of Mokuba, think of England."
Edmondia: "Thought of Mokuba, thought of children,
thought of babies, thought of making babies. Thought of
England, thought of royalty, thought of jewelry, thought of you
in jewelry."
EnsTren: "Think of roller coasters."
Edmondia: "Did. Thought of up-and-down motion. I'm sure
you can guess what happened next."
EnsTren: "Think of... Anubis!"
Edmondia: "...okay, better."
EnsTren: She started to play with the bubbles.
Edmondia: "...getting worse."
EnsTren: "Think of fat Americans."
Edmondia: "...getting better."
EnsTren: She poked the bubbles with her magic so she
could make a better sculpture.
Edmondia: "...getting worse."
EnsTren: "Starving people in your homeland."
Edmondia: "Started off better, got worse."
EnsTren: "English removing the limestone casings from
the Pyramids."
Edmondia: "...bastards..."
Edmondia: (class)
EnsTren: (bai)
Edmondia: (bai)
EnsTren: (*smish*)
Edmondia: (back - meep!)
EnsTren: (hehee)
Edmondia: (how be our setotes?)
EnsTren: (she's still trying to distract him)
Edmondia: (is he blowing bubbles at her?)
EnsTren: (now he is)
Edmondia: (silly boi)
EnsTren: (she's blowing bubbles back)
Edmondia: (silly setotes)
Edmondia: (uh oh, he's got that gleam in his eye...)
EnsTren: (oh dead)
Edmondia: (if he does what I think he's going to do, he'll be
drowned)
EnsTren: (what's he planing)
Edmondia: (splash war)
EnsTren: (...Seto keeps supersoakers stashed in the
house)
Edmondia: (I don't think he's going to make it out of the
bathroom alive)
EnsTren: (good thing he's already dead then)
Edmondia: (he's only considering - he's experimenting with
just a tiny little wave)
EnsTren: (She has just cooly informed him if he starts
a splash fight she'll twist his right nipple 270 degrees)
Edmondia: (He has gone o.o and settled down immediately.)
EnsTren: (She smiled brightly at him.)
Edmondia: ("Wench."
EnsTren: ("I'm not some barmaid.")
Edmondia: ("Still a wench.")
EnsTren: "That can twist your nipple two hundred and
seventy degrees."
Edmondia: "Is that even physically possible?"
EnsTren: "Yes. Want a demonstration?"
Edmondia: "No. Evil."
EnsTren: (I have an urge to put yugis in there with
them.)
Edmondia: (In the bath? o.o)
EnsTren: (yes, it's a big jacuzzi tub)
Edmondia: (uh, why ze 'ell would they do that?)
EnsTren: (Bubbles!)
EnsTren: (and both setotes are in swimsuits)
EnsTren: (well swiming tunks)
Edmondia: (is she wearing a top?)
EnsTren: (only bubbles)
Edmondia: (and she'd let yugi and yami, who are boys, into
her tub?)
EnsTren: (seth's there to protect her and she doesn't
see them as sexual threats, anymore)
Edmondia: (and atemu?)
EnsTren: (low sexual threat high other threat when
pissy)
Edmondia: (and right now he is not pissy)
EnsTren: (and wearing Mokuba's old Mickey Mouse
Swimtrunks)
Edmondia: (Atemu is bigger than Mokuba)
EnsTren: (hips though?)
EnsTren: (he has tiny hips)
EnsTren: (Takahashi draws paralelle lines for boy's
waists)
Edmondia: (hipthrusty XP)
EnsTren: (*luves the hip thrusts*)
Edmondia: (indeeeeeeeeeeeeeed)
EnsTren: (so mokuba swim trunks for yugis)
Edmondia: (heh)
EnsTren: (and who can say no to a yugi wanting to play
with bubbles)
Edmondia: (heh)
Edmondia:Edmondia: (...Seth, your maturity never fails to astound me
*facepalm*)
EnsTren: (what?)
Edmondia: (he's fashion-plating again)
EnsTren: (uh...)
Edmondia: (he's currently showing off a pair of extremely
tight dark jeans, an equally tight white tank top, and a navy blue
button-down-the-front, short-sleeved shirt over it (left
unbuttoned to show off his tanktop) - oh, and he's got a sizable
gold ankh necklace on - and he is strutting)
EnsTren: (she's throwing kooshballs at him)
Edmondia: (good girl)
Edmondia: (yes, you do too deserve it, you baka)
EnsTren: (and now she's showing him how to strut and
look good without being too showey besides a few
tastefully selected items)
Edmondia: (he's complaining that he likes being showy)
EnsTren: (she's hitting him with a foam bat)
Edmondia: ("What, don't you like it? Yipe!")
EnsTren: (Now she's dragging him to the couch to be
her pillow.)
Edmondia: ("I can be other things too, you know...")
Edmondia: (... *facepalm*)
EnsTren: ("I vote for the vibrator impression.")
Edmondia: ("Ready, willing, and able!")
EnsTren: (Now they are both happy)
Edmondia: (Seth is a dork.)
EnsTren: (but a sweet dork)
Edmondia: (and a sexae one)
EnsTren: (a lickable sexxae one)
Edmondia: (Seto might kick you for that)
EnsTren: (and I might point out that I am in prime
control of the trauma in her life)
Edmondia: (aaaaaaaand it seems she has learned the art of
neenering from the master)
EnsTren: (lovely, you want selective amnesia or not?)
Edmondia: (she seems to have meeped and dived behind her
yami for cover)
EnsTren: (yes, well she has a choice, she can have
amnisa now)
EnsTren: (or i can have her really have been raped but
repressed.)
EnsTren: (So dun't fuck with me *jabs finger in setotes
directions*)
Edmondia: (seth has gone o.o and seto is no longer visible)
EnsTren: (*folds arms and nods*)
Edmondia: (Nemichan, be nice)
EnsTren: (...why?)
Edmondia: (it's not like we haven't traumatized them both
enough for several lifetimes)
Edmondia: (...aaaaaaaaaaand Seth is thinking about sex
again)
EnsTren: (is he cold?)
Edmondia: (I think the hour's up, isn't it?)
EnsTren: (alright, so no cold)
Edmondia: (...beware the kitty-tail)
EnsTren: (?)
Edmondia: (he's prowling)
EnsTren: (uh...)
Edmondia: (being all purry and slinking and readying himself
to pounce on his hikari)
EnsTren: (*blinks*)
EnsTren: (Seto's started playing with a ball of yarn)
Edmondia: (how have our setotes turned into nekothings?)
EnsTren: (Seto might have, all I know is shes playing
with it)
Edmondia: (...aaaaaaaaaaand Seth is readying his move.)
EnsTren: (She's a bit tangled and starts playing cat's
cradle with the ends.)
Edmondia: ("Oh hikari...")
EnsTren: ("Mew?")
Edmondia: ("What are you doing?")
EnsTren: ("...It looked cozy and I was bored.")
Edmondia: ("...bored?")
EnsTren: ("Yes.")
Edmondia: ("Wanna be less bored?")
EnsTren: (Sigh, "Pounce me, I know you want to.")
Edmondia: ("Am I that transparent?")
EnsTren: "Yes."
Edmondia: "...I really am deep, you know."
EnsTren: "...No."
Edmondia: "I am too! I'm a priest!"
EnsTren: "So?"
Edmondia: "...never mind." And he pounced.
EnsTren: She giggled.
Edmondia: He slid his hands up her sides. "Yeah, yeah,
laugh at the priest..."
EnsTren: She purred. "Would you like me to meow?"
Edmondia: He purred back. "Mrowr."
EnsTren: "To quote a bird: Meow meow baby."
Edmondia: "A bird?"
EnsTren: "Parrot."
Edmondia: "What is a parrot?" he wondered aloud, deftly
unhooking her bra beneath her shirt. "And why are you
quoting one?"
EnsTren: "Parrots are typically colorful birds that can
mimic human speach, and you wanted a meow."
Edmondia: Satisfied with his handiwork, he slid his hands
around and up her front. "So I did. Can I have another?"
EnsTren: "Meerrooow."
Edmondia: "Mmm, pretty kitty." He licked her mouth, "I can't
believe I just said that."
EnsTren: She licked his mouth and smiled. "You're a
pervert, I've been expecting it."
Edmondia: "I'm not that perverted," he complained,
unzipping her pants, "I'm just... nineteen."
EnsTren: "Perverted by definition."
Edmondia: "Hmph." And he shoved his hands down her
pants. "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."
EnsTren: "Now you're a liar."
Edmondia: He rubbed. "Noooooooooo idea what you're
talking about."
EnsTren: She was busy purring.
Edmondia: He kissed her and rubbed a little harder.
Absolutely none.
EnsTren: She was groaning and kissing back open
mouthed.
Edmondia: Mmm... He shifted the position of his fingers and
pushed his tongue past her teeth. I've got no idea at all...
EnsTren: She didn't have a coherent thought in her
head, so she lacked an idea as well.
Edmondia: That was perfectly fine by him. He wasn't a
pervert, he was just... oh, he needed to rub a little harder, right
there to make her make that noise.
EnsTren: There is was. And a bit lower got that noise
and made her move in a paticular way. There was a
rising flush in her cheeks and her lips were parted
because there didn't seem to be enough air.
Edmondia: He nibbled on her lips and pushed just a little
harder against her.
Edmondia: This was what he liked.
EnsTren: And she liked it too.
Edmondia: Hikari was very pretty when she moved like that.
EnsTren: He licked her because she was lickable.
Edmondia: Hikari was very fun to play with.
EnsTren: Hikari groaned.
Edmondia: Pretty noise.
EnsTren: He nibbled for more.
Edmondia: It worked.
EnsTren: He did love his hikari.
Edmondia: More than anything else.
EnsTren: Hikari was the sun. Hikari was the moon.
Hikari was the Nile and hikari was life.
Edmondia: Hikari was very pretty when she squirmed like
that.
EnsTren: He kissed her to keep her from biting her lips.
Edmondia: Ow. Hikari had very sharp nails.
EnsTren: He should remind her it was time to cut again.
Edmondia: ...later. She'd probably kill him if he stopped now.
EnsTren: And hells he didn't want to stop now.
Edmondia: Too many pretty noises.
EnsTren: Too many pretty movements.
Edmondia: Just too pretty.
EnsTren: Hikari... hikari was threatening him if he
stopped.
Edmondia: Hikari was scary. He rubbed harder, unwilling to
let himself be eviscerated by an irate Seto.
EnsTren: Hikari wanted multipule orgasms. He loved
hikari when she was scary.
Edmondia: Hikari's skin was very soft. He should lick it.
EnsTren: So he did.
Edmondia: Mmm. Tasty hikari.
EnsTren: Pretty hikari orgasm. Yay.
Edmondia: ...ow, sharp nails ow.
EnsTren: Hikari demanded a second one.
Edmondia: Okay, he could do that.
EnsTren: Hikari was happy.
EnsTren: (and nemi was hungry)
Edmondia: (go eat)
EnsTren is away at 5:15:54 PM.
EnsTren returned at 5:44:16 PM.
EnsTren: (welcome back, finally)
Edmondia: (sorry, got caught up in clothes-swapping and
stargate watching)
Edmondia: (most amusing phrase I've said today: "I'm going
to make off with your pants now!")
EnsTren: (*giggle fit*)
Edmondia: (:-D)
Edmondia: (randomly, how are the setotes?)
EnsTren: (Seth has a few holes in him, Seto is
demanding more orgasms)
Edmondia: (oh dear)
EnsTren: (hehee)
Edmondia: (nails o' doom)
Edmondia: (isn't she getting the least bit tired?)
EnsTren: (and now she's flopped and not inclined to
touch anything)
Edmondia: (Seth is now wondering if it would be impolitic to
jack off in her presence)
EnsTren: (can he jack off with the wounds inflicted
upon his poor arms and shoulders?)
Edmondia: (nifty magic healing powerz)
EnsTren: (hikari wouldn't like it if he whipped it out while
she was laying down naked)
Edmondia: (ah)
EnsTren: (so he is sneaking away to the bathroom)
Edmondia: (he can sneak?)
Edmondia: (wouldn't Seto be all, "Where are you going?")
EnsTren: ("Uh... Hikari you are too beautiful to behold
at the moment, if I am to hold it.")
Edmondia: ("Huh?")
EnsTren: ("I need to jerk off hikari.")
Edmondia: (and her reaction is...?)
EnsTren: (o.o "Oh")
Edmondia: ("So I'll be in the bathroom if you need me.")
EnsTren: ("Oh, okay.")
Edmondia: ("Bye hikari.")
EnsTren: ("Bye yami, come back when you are done?")
Edmondia: ("Yes, hikari.")
EnsTren: (She laid her head back down and stared at
the ceiling, because she couldn't move.)
Edmondia: (A few minutes later, "Back, hikari.")
EnsTren: ("Cuddle me, or take me to bed and cuddle
me.")
Edmondia: ("Shall I carry you?")
EnsTren: ("Please. I don't think I can move anything
below my neck.")
Edmondia: ("All right," and he scooped her up, rather
amused by her lethargy. "Let's go cuddle.")
Edmondia: (...baby, you're practically asleep on me!)
EnsTren: (Multiple orgasms are exhuasting. I need
practice with them.)
Edmondia: (I think I can help you with that, pretty light. He
carefully tucked her into bed, then clambered in after her. That
is, if you'll have me.)
EnsTren: (Not at the moment, no. As you said I'm
practically asleep. Roll me over so I'm facing you?)
Edmondia: (Okay. And he did. Heh, you're cute when you're
boneless.)
EnsTren: Yes Yami.
Edmondia: He kissed her. Cute.
EnsTren: Thank you.
Edmondia: For what?
EnsTren: Being sweet.
Edmondia: I love you, I'm your husband. It's part of the job
description.
EnsTren: Sweet.
Edmondia: Thank you?
EnsTren: You're welcome.
Edmondia: Can I kiss you?
EnsTren: Yes.
Edmondia: Thank you. And he leaned in and kissed her
deeply.
EnsTren: She was all melty.
Edmondia: Mmm, hikari, you're yummy.
EnsTren: Somehow she dreged up the energy to blush.
Edmondia: He kissed her again. I love you.
EnsTren: Loveyou.
Edmondia: Love you.
EnsTren: She was happy.
Edmondia: As was he.
Edmondia: (a wrap?)
EnsTren: (yes)
Edmondia: (that was good for them, I think)
EnsTren: (yeah)
Edmondia: (Affirmation and comfort)
EnsTren: (yup)
Edmondia: (calming down, I think, enough for them to be able
to function in the company of the yugis)
EnsTren: (yeah)
Edmondia: (so nice to see them happy)
EnsTren: (yep)
Edmondia: (heh)
EnsTren: (wb)
Edmondia: (allo)
Edmondia: (how be our setotes?)
EnsTren: (she's fallen asleep mid kiss)
Edmondia: (heh)
Edmondia: (well, let her sleep, she needs it)
EnsTren: (ehhee)
Edmondia: (Seth is feeling very proud of himself)
EnsTren: (hehee)
Edmondia: (and a bit sleepy)
Edmondia: (goodnight seth)
EnsTren: (hehee)
Edmondia: (he's gonna be annoyed because he's going to
forget to make her breakfast)
EnsTren: (awww)
Edmondia: (so he's gonna stumble out in the morning and
make her cheerios)
EnsTren: (which she's going to think is cute)
Edmondia: (he's going to get her chocolate milk too)
Edmondia: (and a muffin)
EnsTren: (again, she thinks it adorable)
Edmondia: (he's fallen asleep on her legs)
Edmondia: ("Unlez you want or'ng juz?")
EnsTren: (She's giggling and telling him to come back
into bed.)
Edmondia: ("H'okay." And he flopped.)
EnsTren: (And she's pulled him over to her like a giant
plush.)
Edmondia: ("Murfle?")
EnsTren: (She's huggling.)
Edmondia: ("Mmmmm. H'kari...")
EnsTren: ("Go back to sleep, I'll nibble on your ears
later. Did you do your prayers?")
Edmondia: ("Mmm - mmhmm, when I was making y-you
breakfast...")
EnsTren: "So go to sleep yamimine, I'll nibble on you
later."
Edmondia: "Oh-" a massive yawn, "Ohkay hikarimine..."
EnsTren: She patted him and hugged him and ate her
cereal.
Edmondia: He fell asleep on her lap.
EnsTren: "Kawaii..."
Edmondia: He mumbled something incoherently and nuzzled
his face deeper into her lap.
EnsTren: And she ate her cereal and drank her milk.
Edmondia: He started snoring softly.
EnsTren: She was happy.
Edmondia: ...'kari?
EnsTren: 'Ami?
Edmondia: Y'r comfy.
EnsTren: You're kawaii.
Edmondia: 'kay. And he cuddled closer, nuzzling his nose
into her tummy. Love pretty light...
EnsTren: Sleep Yami, you need it.
Edmondia: ...kay. And he closed his eyes and fell asleep again.
EnsTren: She chuckled.
Edmondia: He started snoring again.
EnsTren: ...He better not drool, or do perverted things
in his sleep.
Edmondia: He mumbled something again and snuggled
closer.
EnsTren: She pet him.
Edmondia: He snored.
EnsTren: She finshed breakfast.
Edmondia: He snored some more.
EnsTren: She napped.
Edmondia: He mumbled something incoherent and dug his
nose into her tummy.
EnsTren: She was sleeping.
Edmondia: ...kari?
EnsTren: M'w?
Edmondia: Izzit lunchtime yet?
EnsTren: Dunno.
Edmondia: Mmmfh... can't sleep all day.
EnsTren: Who says?
Edmondia: Um...
Edmondia: Nobody?
EnsTren: Zactly.
Edmondia: Pretty 'kari.
EnsTren: Heehee.
Edmondia: ?
EnsTren: Pretty 'ami.
Edmondia: Pretty 'kari.
EnsTren: Sweet.
Edmondia: Pretty 'kari... kiss?
EnsTren: She wiggled and bent over to kiss his cheek.
Edmondia: He reached up a sleepy hand and pulled her down
against him. 'kari...
EnsTren: She laid down next to him.
Edmondia: He cuddled against her and nuzzled his face into
her throat. 'kari, 'kari, 'kari...
EnsTren: She was smiling and rubbed her face back
against him.
Edmondia: Loooooooooooooove 'kari.
EnsTren: 'ami 'ami 'ami sounds druuuuuuunk.
Edmondia: I do nooooooooooooooot.
EnsTren: Doooooo soooooooooo.
Edmondia: Doooooo noooooooooot.
EnsTren: She gave him an eskimo kiss.
Edmondia: He smiled sleepily at her.
EnsTren: She tucked her head under his chin.
Edmondia: Cuddly 'kari.
EnsTren: Love 'ami.
Edmondia: Love 'kari.
EnsTren: Hmnneee... She kissed his jaw.
Edmondia: Mmm?
EnsTren: Love.
Edmondia: Love 'kari-wife.
EnsTren: Love 'Ami-h'sband.
Edmondia: Lessmakebabiesometime.
EnsTren: She tensed up. Mebbee.
EnsTren: Wecanhope.
Edmondia: He snuggled. Thassnice.
EnsTren: Slowly she relaxed and snuggled back.
Edmondia: 'kari makes me happy.
EnsTren: 'ami makes me happy.
Edmondia: 'kari is pretty.
EnsTren: 'ami is pretty.
Edmondia: 'kari is sparkly.
EnsTren: 'ami is shiny.
Edmondia: He wrapped his arms around her waist and twisted
so she lay on top of him. C'n I make 'kari more sparkly?
EnsTren: O'nly if n't usin' gl'tter.
Edmondia: Just on y'r nails?
EnsTren: T' girly.
Edmondia: He raised a sleepy eyebrow and poked her chest.
Boooooooobs.
EnsTren: Th's 'urgery s' yeh c'n get em too.
Edmondia: Boooooooooobs are girly and pretty on 'kari.
EnsTren: C'tting my nails and no makeup an no
nailpolish.
Edmondia: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
EnsTren: Y' c'n have em.
Edmondia: ?
EnsTren: Nails and makeup.
Edmondia: Wanna do yours, though. Look silly on me.
EnsTren: She kissed him.
Edmondia: Mmrfle?
EnsTren: She giggled. Mmnfle!
Edmondia: ?
EnsTren: She cuddled.
Edmondia: ??
EnsTren: L've you.
Edmondia: Love you.
EnsTren: She was happy.
Edmondia: Sparkly nail polish? Please?
EnsTren: ...No. Body glitter where no one sees.
Edmondia: ...in shiny patterns?
Edmondia: With - ooo!
Edmondia: Colors!
EnsTren: ...Okay, no tickles.
Edmondia: Sparkly hikari. <3
Edmondia: He ran his finger along her tummy.
EnsTren: ...How'd you do an emoticon in your head?
Edmondia: Magic?
EnsTren: She giggled.
Edmondia: He trailed circles on her belly.
EnsTren: She smiled.
Edmondia: Pretty smile. He traced higher.
EnsTren: Tickles.
Edmondia: He started drawing curlicues. Cute.
Edmondia: Will make you sparkle.
Edmondia: Pretty.
EnsTren: Shiny 'kari?
Edmondia: Sparkly.
EnsTren: A delighted giggle.
Edmondia: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkly.
EnsTren: She nibbled.
Edmondia: Meep!
EnsTren: Heehee.
Edmondia: Hikari has sharp teeth.
EnsTren: I like my teeth.
Edmondia: Me too.
Edmondia: You can do perverted things with them.
EnsTren: Prrt?
Edmondia: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
EnsTren: She kissed.
Edmondia: He kissed back.
Edmondia: Yummy 'kari.
EnsTren: Mine 'ami.
Edmondia: Yummy 'kari taste creamy. Honey.
EnsTren: ...Not cherries?
Edmondia: Hikari's soap tastes like cherries.
Edmondia: Hikari tastes like honey milk.
Edmondia: He gave her a long lick.
EnsTren: Should I get new soap?
Edmondia: Dun care. He licked again.
EnsTren: She wiggled.
Edmondia: Yummy. He licked again, but made sure to stretch
it out longer, to cover more skin.
EnsTren: She tingled.
Edmondia: He trailed his fingers up her side.
EnsTren: MnnnNn...
Edmondia: He licked.
Edmondia: Yummy.
EnsTren: Ticklish. Lickilish.
Edmondia: Mmm. He licked again and petted her soft pretty
curves.
EnsTren: She liked that.
Edmondia: He did it again. Nummy 'kari.
EnsTren: Mew.
Edmondia: Yummy. He squeezed.
EnsTren: She petted. Silly.
Edmondia: Nummy. He licked and squeezed.
EnsTren: She floated in her mind and then became
more alert. 'ami?
Edmondia: Mmm?
EnsTren: Who's my twin if it's not you?
Edmondia: Someone like you.
EnsTren: Who's like me?
Edmondia: Someone Light.
EnsTren: Am I really Light?
Edmondia: Mmmhmm.
Edmondia: Light like the sun.
EnsTren: I don't feel that way sometimes.
Edmondia: I know. He pressed his cheek to her chest. But
you are.
EnsTren: What's Light, 'ami?
Edmondia: You.
EnsTren: Qualities 'ami. What makes me Light and
not... and not Gandi? Or Mother Theresa--besides
the fact she died.
Edmondia: Magic. Mate.
EnsTren: Magic? Mate?
Edmondia: He nodded.
EnsTren: I can see the magic part I guess. But what
Ghandi does for his followers, the hope and stuff,
that's magic in it's own way. And... we haven't
mated.
EnsTren: I don't understand.
Edmondia: Split souls. Soulmates.
EnsTren: So just "'cause?"
Edmondia: Mmmhmm.
Edmondia: Same reason I'm Dark.
EnsTren: That made her sad. 'S luck then.
Edmondia: No.
EnsTren: ?
Edmondia: You were meant to be my match, as I was meant
to be yours.
EnsTren: But... from what you're saying I could have
gone out and... strangled babies, and I'd still be light.
Edmondia: No, no, no.
EnsTren: Explain.
Edmondia: Light - wouldn't let you.
Edmondia: Your own soul wouldn't let you.
EnsTren: Eh?
EnsTren: Oh.
EnsTren: I think that makes the other people,
Mother Theresa and Ghandi and people like them
much better then.
EnsTren: Maybe even better than Yugi.
Edmondia: ...they probably are.
Edmondia: Being Light, you are more inclined to justice.
EnsTren: 'cause they have choice. They chose to be
good and light. We, a path.
Edmondia: Mmhmm.
Edmondia: We keep the balance.
Edmondia: They do good.
EnsTren: And we?
Edmondia: We maintain Ma'at.
EnsTren: But.. supposedly we are balance zero
together, so how can we maintain anything by
balancing it one way or the other?
Edmondia: Don't think about it too much. It's
metaphysically... funky.
EnsTren: I feel cheap.
Edmondia: Cheap?
Edmondia: Cheap?!
EnsTren: Yes.
Edmondia: My wife, CHEAP?!
EnsTren: You make it sound like all I've done isn't
because of me or my choice but because I was dealt
this soul.
Edmondia: No, beloved.
Edmondia: It's just your inclination to be light.
EnsTren: What I have acomplished was because of
this path.
Edmondia: It doesn't mean you are.
Edmondia: No, beloved, you're still human.
Edmondia: Your choices are your own.
EnsTren: I have a path though.
Edmondia: One you may choose to change.
EnsTren: Would I still be Light?
Edmondia: I think so, but... I don't really know for sure.
EnsTren: I don't understand.
EnsTren: It sounds like... even when he was horrible
to me like it wasn't me that chose, or even...
EnsTren: Like I wasn't doing it for Mokuba, like I
just put that label there for some innate thing.
Edmondia: Baby - I - I'm not sure I understand...
EnsTren: Neither do I.
Edmondia: To be honest - I don't really understand this
whole Darkness and Light thing, either.
EnsTren: Did I... Because I am Light? For Mokuba?
Was it for Mokuba because I am Light?
EnsTren: If I was normal, not a split soul, what
would have happened to me?
Edmondia: It was for Mokuba because it was you.
Edmondia: Probably the same thing, beloved.
EnsTren: ...no...
EnsTren: I'd be dead now.
Edmondia: ?!
EnsTren: She rolled over so her back was to him. The
only reason why he spared me was because he saw
my "Light" without it he'd have killed me or worse.
Edmondia: I think he saw you.
EnsTren: I cracked, I broke even with my "Light,"
without it.
Edmondia: Baby...
EnsTren: I might be a boy. Or I might have broken
all the way. Or he might have shredded me.
Edmondia: Hikari, you're you.
Edmondia: Speculation will not help either one of us.
EnsTren: Hikari being the operative word.
EnsTren: Speculation saved my life more than once.
Edmondia: Baby, I love you as you are. I don't pretend to
understand us at all... but I think your decisions are your own.
Your life is your own. You are still human.
EnsTren: You say they aren't human sometimes.
And I'm not questioning my choices, I'm questioning
my resiliance.
Edmondia: Your will kept you alive.
EnsTren: It didn't keep me sane.
Edmondia: The human psyche can only stretch so far, my
love, before it snaps. I've been crazy too.
EnsTren: And my life? Your cousin. If I wasn't a
"Light" there'd have been nothing left for him to see,
if he did see it.
Edmondia: He chose to keep you alive. Your will.
EnsTren: No, my "Light."
Edmondia: Your will.
Edmondia: Strength of soul.
EnsTren: She was quiet.
Edmondia: Light... I don't think it's a definition.
EnsTren: She was silent.
Edmondia: You're being too technical, my love.
Edmondia: Light and darkness... doesn't make us what we
are.
Edmondia: My Shadows come from training.
EnsTren: It shapes it.
EnsTren: Some of it is innate.
EnsTren: I'd like to think of it like my intelligence or
my body, which I can train to be stronger or sharper.
Edmondia: ...I see.
EnsTren: But those can be taken from me by
accidents.
Edmondia: Your soul cannot be taken.
EnsTren: Exactly.
EnsTren: Even though it's from within myself that
this comes from, it's not me.
Edmondia: I don't understand.
EnsTren: I'm living empirical evidence that even in
hell, so long as the soul exists the a "Light's" light
will still be there, right?
Edmondia: I... suppose?
EnsTren: Yami, if I broke your neck in a certain
place I could make it so you couldn't move anything
below that point.
EnsTren: You can loose the body.
EnsTren: If I hit you hard enough in the right places
on your head, or used a blade upon your brain, you
could lose sight, or knowledge, or the ability to
learn, or your very insitincts.
Edmondia: Mmm?
EnsTren: You can't do that to "Light."
Edmondia: Does that please you?
EnsTren: No, it doesn't.
EnsTren: It makes me feel cheap.
Edmondia: Why?
EnsTren: It makes me feel like all my will is based
off of it.
Edmondia: All it really means is your sense of justice is more
defined than most.
EnsTren: It makes me feel like the only reason my
soul is in once piece is because of it.
Edmondia: It's not!
EnsTren: What did he see, something I managed to
keep pure by my own will, something that I managed
to keep pure because I had the light, or my light?
Edmondia: He saw you.
Edmondia: Light is only a reflection of self.
EnsTren: I was, am, filthydisgustinghorriblebad.
Edmondia: Beloved, you're not.
Edmondia: I've told you a thousand times before that you're
not.
EnsTren: I am, you say that my light is brighter than
it should be, yet I see no proof.
Edmondia: How is a goddess to look upon her own
perfection?
Edmondia: You are your own harshest judge, my love.
EnsTren: I see naught but tarnish.
Edmondia: Is that not the way of all things?
EnsTren: I wouldn't know.
Edmondia: Who can look upon himself and not see his own
flaws?
Edmondia: Just flaws, my love, just flaws. It is human, it is
right, to be flawed.
EnsTren: She smirked. Your cousin. And I see too
many flaws.
EnsTren: (I, on the otherhand, see a beckoning bed.)
Edmondia: He's flawed. And crazy. And that's normal.
Edmondia: (as do I)