Edmondia: wavelength-wise, Seth is being a silly dork at their waterpark day, research-wise, am reading through someone's master's thesis and deciding which bits to use for my casebook
EnsTren: Seto's refusing to go into the water cause that will mean taking off her sarong. And she keeps looking around nervously to make sure she's not getting leered at.
Edmondia: Seth is leering at her.
Edmondia: I think he has plans to pick her up and dunk her in the water.
EnsTren: she'd kill him
EnsTren: She's eyeing jiichan and Jou and then glaring at Seth.
Edmondia: Jou has sweatdropped and politely informed her that "You ain't my type, stop lookin' at me like I'm a damn perv."
EnsTren: Nasty look to him.
Edmondia: He rolled his eyes. "Kaiba, yer like my sister or something. Ew."
EnsTren: "I am in no way shape or form related to your unevolved canine genes."
Edmondia: "But you are a chick and you're younger than me. Stop makin' faces, Kaiba, you're prettier without 'em." And he sauntered off.
EnsTren: Seto had a very strange face on and then started choking. Her Yami informed her that while he liked it when she purred could she put off the cat and hairball noises?
Edmondia: Urge to claw out his eyes... rising...
EnsTren: He gave her a plushie and an iced drink, anticipating just that.
Edmondia: ...where had he gotten the plushie?
EnsTren: Most likely at one of the stores.
Edmondia: Argh, stupid yami had distracted her from eye-gougage.
EnsTren: But offered good cover. She glanced around him at Yugi's jiichan.
Edmondia: She didn't trust the old man.
EnsTren: Why should she, after all?
Edmondia: And Sugorokou was... reading a book?
EnsTren: She squinted, trying to make out the title. ...Come Come Paradice*? No wonder he wasn't looking at her, reading that perverted book and all. (Come Come Paradice and other variations copyright Jirayia who is copyright Kishimoto)
Edmondia: Seth poked her.
EnsTren: She bit his hand.
Edmondia: "Hey, ow! What was that for?"
EnsTren: She glared up at him, his hand still in her mouth.
Edmondia: "Well? Why're you biting me?"
EnsTren: She spat his hand out and turned up her nose.
Edmondia: He sat on her. "Hikariiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Talk to me."
EnsTren: "Why?"
Edmondia: "Because you're obviously pissed off about something and I can't make it better unless you tell me what it is."
EnsTren: "I'm cranky."
Edmondia: "Why?"
EnsTren: "I am in a bikini."
Edmondia: "You look very pretty."
EnsTren: "Bikini."
Edmondia: "Pretty."
EnsTren: She pouted.
Edmondia: He kissed her pout.
EnsTren: She folded her arms over her boobies.
Edmondia: C'mon, baby, he murmured, tweaking her nose, We're here to have fun.
EnsTren: She mewled sulkily.
Edmondia: He curled his fingers into her hair and kissed her again, more slowly. I know you're uncomfortable, baby, but maybe if we have some fun you'll feel less self-conscious?
EnsTren: ...You think?
Edmondia: That having fun will make you more comfortable? Yes.
EnsTren: ...Okay.
Edmondia: Shall we go on the waterslides with Mokuba?
EnsTren: ...Yeah.
Edmondia: Okay then. He slid off her gracefully and offered her a hand up. Let's go.
EnsTren: And she went with him, biting her lip and letting the sarong slip away.
Edmondia: Mokuba was delighted.
EnsTren: There was fun to be had.
Edmondia: It was loud and hot, and the air smelled of chlorine, and she was worried that she hadn't put on enough sunscreen.
EnsTren: Sarah had said a few of the medications she was on might make her burn easier.
Edmondia: Mokuba went down headfirst on the first slide, screaming at the top of his lungs.
EnsTren: She went feet first, more catious
EnsTren: She wouldn't admit it, but it was fun.
Edmondia: Her yami went last, whooping like the lunatic that he was.
EnsTren: When she came up out of the water she shook her head and sent water flying. When she opened her eyes... An evil grin spread across her face.
EnsTren: "Yami! Let's go on that one!" And she pointed at the two nearly vertical slides that nearly no one went on.
Edmondia: He looked at her, looked at the slides, and beamed. "Okay!"
EnsTren: She glanced at him, "I mean the high ones, not the ones in the middle."
Edmondia: "...we're gonna die?"
EnsTren: Hikari was already climbing out of the pool and heading toward them.
Edmondia: He followed her dutifully, mumbling prayers under his breath.
EnsTren: Hikari had jumped out of windows before--and liked it far too much when death threatened. She was grinning like she had a gun to her head.
Edmondia: He idly wondered if this was an instance when he should start screaming like a little girl.
EnsTren: Hikari was challenging cousin now to the slides of doom.
Edmondia: Cousin liked to flirt with death just as much as hikari. He was surrounded by loonies. Ooh, hikari's butt wiggled...
EnsTren: ...Maybe hikari would get a wedgie. Buttcheeks!
Edmondia: Atemu poked him. "Cousin, you've got your perverted grin on again."
EnsTren: Hikari was taunting the mutt now.
Edmondia: Jounouchi was coming too?
EnsTren: Hikari didn't clarify for Jou she ment the big ones.
Edmondia: "Kaiba, I'd just like to take this moment to say that you're nuts, and if I die, I'll haunt you."
EnsTren: They started climbing the wooden stairs.
Edmondia: To pinch hikari's butt, or to not pinch hikari's butt?
EnsTren: He wanted to keep his eyes.
Edmondia: He could pinch her later.
EnsTren: Hikari didn't stop walking up the staircase at the slides--much to Jou's shock.
Edmondia: "We're goin' to the top?"
EnsTren: "Yeah."
Edmondia: "...she's crazy, right?"
EnsTren: "Go back down with your tail between your legs then."
Edmondia: "Hell no!"
EnsTren: She was a floor above them already.
Edmondia: They followed.
EnsTren: Seto was peering down the nearly vertical drop, a manic grin plastered across her face.
Edmondia: Seth peeked over her shoulder. "..."
EnsTren: Hikari leaned back and sat down in the water and crossed her ankles. "Who's going with me?"
Edmondia: The boys exchanged looks. "...guess it's me," Seth said with a shrug, noting the discomfited expressions on the other boys' faces.
EnsTren: "What about your cousin?"
EnsTren: "Or are you frightened?"
Edmondia: He snorted. "My presence will not make you uncomfortable?" he inquired delicately, raising a fine brow.
EnsTren: She pointed, "Second slide."
Edmondia: "All right," he agreed with a dangerous smile, and sauntered away.
EnsTren: Legs tensed, ankle over ankle. Arms folded over the chest like the Egyptian dead. She laid down and wiggled down.
Edmondia: Her yami poked her. "Are we going to die?"
EnsTren: "Nah." And she scooted forward and was gone from sight.
Edmondia: "...okay."
EnsTren: The water ripped past her, and it seemed as if she was sliding down the water and not the slide. Several times she was sure she left the surface completely.
Edmondia: Whee!
EnsTren: "Hikari is insane," he muttered and glanced at cousin.
Edmondia: Cousin who was grinning wildly while he launched himself off.
EnsTren: Whee!
Edmondia: ...he was surrounded by crazy people.
EnsTren: When she hit the water she skidded. And when she sank she came back up aware of three things. One, she had a wedgie; two, her legs and sides were red and sore slightly; three, she wanted to do it again.
Edmondia: Hikari? Came her yami's plaintive call, Are you alive?
EnsTren: She cautiously stood up and turned, soreness, and she was sure part of her swimsuit was up inside of her.
EnsTren: She waved up at them. Yes, Yami.
Edmondia: ...okay. And he closed his eyes and slid down at the same time as his cousin, screeching.
EnsTren: Hikari laughed at him in his mind.
Edmondia: I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonnadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
EnsTren: You're already dead. Hikari was on the side of the pool trying to pull her underwear from her rear.
Edmondia: Acksphlecthfth!
Edmondia: He came up, spitting water and looked swirly-eyed.
EnsTren: Hikari was humming. Ow.
Edmondia: 'Kari... I think I got water up my nose.
EnsTren: Hikari moved to see Egyptian butt.
EnsTren: And swim trunks up your ass.
Edmondia: Her yami staggered out of the pool, spluttering, then turned bright red.
EnsTren: She pinched and glanced at Yami's.
Edmondia: Yugi was giggling.
EnsTren: Hikari was laughing. Yugi! Your yami is giving me an eyeful of his ass!
Edmondia: What? "Yami-chan!"
Edmondia: Atemu spluttered. "Bweh?"
EnsTren: Do you want me to let him de-wedgie or make him stay until you get down here?
Edmondia: "Pull your shorts down!"
EnsTren: Seto choked.
Edmondia: Atemu smirked. "How far down, Yugi?"
EnsTren: Why didn't she have a camera?!
Edmondia: "Yami-chan! Pervert!"
Edmondia: "You like me that way!"
EnsTren: "Yami, come here. If I get to see Atemu's Yugi should have a choice to see yours."
Edmondia: "Wh-at?"
EnsTren: "Yugi?"
Edmondia: "Yes?"
EnsTren: "Do you want to see my yami's, because I got to see yours?"
Edmondia: He giggled. "Why not?"
EnsTren: Yami come here!
Edmondia: He did so very slowly and reluctantly, eying her suspiciously.
EnsTren: Yugi wants to see your ass!
Edmondia: He blinked and turned to stare at his cousin and his cousin's hikari. "...you... what?"
EnsTren: Hikari had already pulled cousin's hikari around and was pointing out various qualities of his wedgified arse.
Edmondia: He turned red.
EnsTren: Yugi was also talking about cousin's ass, so he wasn't alone in his redness.
Edmondia: They're both crazy, cousin.
EnsTren: He got groped.
Edmondia: He yelped.
EnsTren: Twin giggles behind him.
EnsTren: Cousin yelped next.
Edmondia: "Hikari! Are you groping other men?"
EnsTren: "Testing tenseness!"
Edmondia: "So you are!"
Edmondia: He pouted.
EnsTren: She groped him.
Edmondia: He jumped and swatted at her.
EnsTren: She smiled sweetly.
Edmondia: He mock-glared back. "Just wait 'till I grope you!"
EnsTren: She continued to smile.
Edmondia: Yugi giggled.
EnsTren: Seto graciously offered her yami's ass as gropage to Yugi.
Edmondia: He pinched hard enough to make Seth yelp.
EnsTren: Seto then helped Seth settle his swimming trunks back where they were supposed to be.
Edmondia: "Thank you dear," he muttered.
EnsTren: She kissed him on the cheek and watched as Yugi, post helping his Yami do the same, wave at Jou and Honda up on top of the tower.
Edmondia: "Ne, hikari..."
EnsTren: "Ye-eesss?"
Edmondia: "...ya wanna..." he flashed her a sultry look from under his lashes, "Y'know..."
EnsTren: "No, I don't."
Edmondia: He trailed his fingertips over her collarbone and flashed her a suggestive grin. "Do it again?"
EnsTren: "Yeah! Let's go up and push the mutt and his fetching stick down!"
EnsTren: And she was running off though the water leaving Seth behind.
Edmondia: "Hey! Hikari! Wait for me!"
EnsTren: Hikari was laughing.
Edmondia: He chased after her. "Brat!"
EnsTren: You love it!
Edmondia: You bet! He pounced on her.
EnsTren: (wrapness)
EnsTren: (sleep time)
EnsTren: (nainai)
Edmondia: (nainai)