EnsTren: he seto demands an orgasm
Edmondia: he's got a hand
EnsTren: he wants a sethy orgasm
Edmondia: he's got a yami
EnsTren: he wants us to write it
Edmondia: *smacks him upside the head* I AM WATCHING STARGATE!
EnsTren: seto is content to wait until stargate is done
Edmondia: good boi
Edmondia: he may have a lolly
EnsTren: he is sucking on one of the long twisty ones as of now
Edmondia: heh
EnsTren: seth is whimpering
Edmondia: oh, let him go get a blowjob
EnsTren: seto is insiting on waiting until SG is over
Edmondia: is he watching too?
EnsTren: yes
Edmondia: heehee

Edmondia: okay, stargate's over... but then after andromeda, stargate's on
EnsTren: heheee

Edmondia: ...and Seth has tackled Seto into the couch cushions
EnsTren: Seto is purring
Edmondia: so is Seth
EnsTren: Seto licked his cheek.
Edmondia: Seth bit his nose.
EnsTren: Seto assgroped.
Edmondia: Seth ack-ed.
EnsTren: Seto smirked.
Edmondia: "You're a pervert."
EnsTren: "I learned from you."
Edmondia: "I am a good teacher, aren't I?"
EnsTren: He kissed him.
EnsTren: Yes, yes you are.
Edmondia: Of course I am.
EnsTren: You taught me... so many things.
Edmondia: Mad skills, hikari. Mad, I tell you.
EnsTren: Yes, do I need to take a test, oh sensei?
Edmondia: ...that was very very creepy.
EnsTren: Oh?
Edmondia: I am not a dirty old man, dammit!
EnsTren: Yes you are!
Edmondia: I am not!
EnsTren: Are too!
Edmondia: Am not!
EnsTren: Are so!
Edmondia: Am not! I'm nineteen!
EnsTren: He tried a diffrent tactic and pressed up against his Yami, purring. Sensei, I'm so sorry for arguing with you--please don't give me detention?
Edmondia: You can write out, 'My yami is not a dirty old man' one hundred times. So there.
EnsTren: And it won't go on my permanent record?
Edmondia: If I decide to be nice.
EnsTren: I'd do anything....
Edmondia: Anything?
EnsTren: Oh yes.
Edmondia: This is beginning to sound like a creepy cheap porno, hikari.
EnsTren: I thought you liked pornos.
Edmondia: Not creepy ones.
EnsTren: How do I decreepify?
Edmondia: Stop talking like an underage schoolgirl.
EnsTren: He giggled.
Edmondia: Seth tweaked his nose. I mean it, it's creepy as hell.
EnsTren: Yes Yamimine.
Edmondia: He tweaked his nose again. This is more entertaining than I thought it would be. Another tweak.
EnsTren: Oh?
Edmondia: Yup. Another tweak. The skin around your eyelids crinkles, and your eyes glitter.
EnsTren: Hikari smooched him.
Edmondia: That's nice. And un-creepy.
EnsTren: I do have fantasies about you fucking me to a desk while I'm in my uniform though.
Edmondia: ...that's... not too creepy, I guess.
EnsTren: Hikari nibbled under Seth's chin.
Edmondia: Hee, tickles.
EnsTren: Sucklage.
Edmondia: He slid a hand up his side, lightly tickling in return.
EnsTren: He nibbled on Seth's ear.
Edmondia: Seth snickered. "Tickles!"
EnsTren: Bah!
Edmondia: It does! He returned the favor to demonstrate. See?
EnsTren: I like it. Purr.
Edmondia: Kitty-hikari? He gave him an inquisitive lick.
EnsTren: Meow. Hikari licked back.
Edmondia: Again, porno noises.
EnsTren: Meow is a porno noise?
Edmondia: Makes me think of neko-girls.
EnsTren: Would I look good with ears?
Edmondia: You'd look good in anything.
EnsTren: Yami is sweet.
Edmondia: Hikari is pretty.
EnsTren: Yami is yummy.
Edmondia: Yes, he is.
Edmondia: So is hikari.
EnsTren: Lickylicky.
Edmondia: He nibbled. Yum.
EnsTren: Yummy yes.
Edmondia: He suckled. Fun.
EnsTren: Smooth, he rubbed his hands down his body.

Edmondia: Seth drummed his fingers on Seto's head. "If you're quite done?"
EnsTren: He nipped at yami's fingers.
Edmondia: "Are you done?"
EnsTren: "Why do you ask?"
Edmondia: He snogged him.
EnsTren: Hikari was happy to snog back.
Edmondia: And he groped him too.
EnsTren: Too much clothing!
Edmondia: We can remedy that problem.
EnsTren: Yay!
Edmondia: With a few quick movements, hikari's shirt was undone, and so was his belt.
EnsTren: Yami's shirt was just ripped off.
Edmondia: Seth managed to undo Seto's pants with his teeth.
EnsTren: Ooh! I like that! You look... better than yummy doing that.
Edmondia: Muaha. He gave him a lick.
EnsTren: HIkari's only response was a groan.
Edmondia: Nice noise, not too porn-ish. Another lick.
EnsTren: Long drawn out purr, hikari fingers in his hair.
Edmondia: He tried a nibble.
EnsTren: Hikari sounded like a kitty, a big mountain kitty.
Edmondia: Hmn. Little more porny, but still acceptable. He sucked.
EnsTren: Hikari informed him, without words, that he had died, was dying, and was in heaven at the same time.
Edmondia: He grinned and twisted his tongue around.
EnsTren: Yami had killed his hikari again, or so he was told.
Edmondia: He nibbled again.
Edmondia: Hikari was fun to play with.
EnsTren: Purry hikari.
Edmondia: He slurped.
Edmondia: And patted his tummy.
EnsTren: Mmnnn...
Edmondia: He rested his chin on the place he patted and smirked up at his hikari.
Edmondia: Happy?
EnsTren: ...Yami is wonderful.
Edmondia: Why thank you.
EnsTren: Yami is welcome.
Edmondia: He kissed his tummy. So hikari is happy?
EnsTren: Yes.
Edmondia: I'm glad.
EnsTren: So am I. How can I make Yamimine happy?
Edmondia: He gave him a wry smile. How do you think?
EnsTren: Legs or lips, yamimine?
Edmondia: Whichever.
EnsTren: Legs spread.
Edmondia: You sure?
EnsTren: Hikari sent him imagefeelings of exactly why he was sure.
Edmondia: Have we got lube? He started poking in the cushions.
EnsTren: He reached back and pulled a tube from behind the pillow. When do we not?
Edmondia: When we run out 'cause you're too horny.
EnsTren: No, you're the horny one.
Edmondia: No, you are.
EnsTren: You are!
Edmondia: How 'bout we say we both are and leave it at that?
EnsTren: Okay.
Edmondia: He poked him.
Edmondia: Shall we?
EnsTren: Please.
Edmondia: So they did.
EnsTren: And it was good.
Edmondia: And fun.
EnsTren: And hot.
Edmondia: And slippery.
EnsTren: And slick.
Edmondia: And a bit messy.
EnsTren: But that never bothered them.
Edmondia: Fun was fun, after all.
EnsTren: Friction was good.
Edmondia: Heat was very good.
EnsTren: Mmn... sore.
Edmondia: He kissed hikari's tummy in apology.
EnsTren: Hikari liked soreness.
Edmondia: Hikari was weird. But that was okay.
EnsTren: He liked his hikari's weirdness.
Edmondia: It was entertaining.
EnsTren: And often yummy in its own right.
Edmondia: Hikari was fun.
EnsTren: very fun.
Edmondia: He nuzzled hikari.
EnsTren: Hikari nuzzled back.
Edmondia: Nice hikari.
EnsTren: Pretty hikari.
Edmondia: Life was good.
EnsTren: Very very good.
Edmondia: (a wrap?)
EnsTren: (yeah)

Edmondia: (and how is sheseto?)
EnsTren: (humming actually)
Edmondia: (humming?)
EnsTren: (yeah)
Edmondia: (why?)
EnsTren: (dunno)
Edmondia: (did she get laid?)
EnsTren: (no)
EnsTren: (it's more of a humming while swining feet sort of thing)
Edmondia: (Seth is considering pouncing)
EnsTren: (she's doot doot doo ing kinda)
Edmondia: (Seth is poking at her curiously)
EnsTren: (she's all contentish)
Edmondia: (Aww)
Edmondia: (Seth has picked her up and is inspecting her carefully)
EnsTren: (she is smiling in an amused fashion)
Edmondia: (he has now grabbed her butt experiementally)
EnsTren: (she's pouted and poked him)
Edmondia: (he's squeezed)
EnsTren: (she's poked him hard)
Edmondia: (he's pouting)
EnsTren: (she's frowning)
Edmondia: (he's giving her wibbly eyes)
Edmondia: (and has put her down)
EnsTren: (she's smiled brightly at him)
Edmondia: (he's sulking)
EnsTren: (she's invited him to sit down next to her)
Edmondia: (he has)
EnsTren: (she's back to humming)
Edmondia: (he's started to drum his fingers on the floor)
EnsTren: (she's all content)
Edmondia: (he's all... bored)
EnsTren: (she's all... happy)
Edmondia: (he's attempted a drum solo on the floor)
EnsTren: (she's humming along)
Edmondia: (he's starting to have a bit more fun)
EnsTren: (she's smily)
Edmondia: (he's smirking at her)
Edmondia: (and is now asking why she's so smily)
EnsTren: (she says she's happy)
Edmondia: (he says she's cute when she smiles)
EnsTren: (she's thanked him)
Edmondia: (he's drumming again)
EnsTren: (she's snuggled)
Edmondia: (he's snuggled back)
EnsTren: (she's happy)
Edmondia: (he's started to drum on her tummy)
EnsTren: (she has laughed)
Edmondia: (he's still drumming)
EnsTren: (she's kissed)
Edmondia: (he's gotten distracted from drumming and has kissed back)
EnsTren: (she's happy)
Edmondia: (he's now drumming on her thigh)
EnsTren: (she's giggled)
Edmondia: (he's drumming on her thigh while nuzzling her neck)
EnsTren: (she's melty slowly)
Edmondia: (he's still drumming, but now is nibbling)
EnsTren: (More melty.)
Edmondia: (drumming is slowly turning into stroking, and nibbling to licking)
EnsTren: (she's purring)
Edmondia: (he's now sucking on the skin beneath her earlobe and petting her)
EnsTren: (She's all melted.)
Edmondia: (He's started to purr and slide his hand up her shirt.)
EnsTren: (she's very very happy)
Edmondia: (he's rubbing her tummy and her leg and nibbling on her ear)
EnsTren: (she's sighing and snuggling)
Edmondia: (he's snuggling back and letting his hands wander)
EnsTren: (She's smiling and melty more)
Edmondia: (He's halfway on her lap and starting to nudge at her collar)
EnsTren: (she's accused him of being horny)
Edmondia: (He's asked if there's something wrong with that)
EnsTren: (she's said no)
Edmondia: (he's now nudging her a little)
EnsTren: (she's allowing it)
Edmondia: (he's pushed her shirt up)
EnsTren: (she's watching him)
Edmondia: (he's pulled back a little to look at her curiously)
EnsTren: (she's looking back at him.)
Edmondia: (What?)
EnsTren: (She's shrugged.)
Edmondia: (Why have you shrugged at me?)
EnsTren: (Cause.)
Edmondia: (He trailed his fingertips a bit higher. Cause why?)
EnsTren: (Because you gave me a funny look.)
Edmondia: (Because you were looking at me funny.)
EnsTren: (Cause I'm curious.)
Edmondia: (Curious about what?)
EnsTren: (What you were going to do.)
Edmondia: (Hmn, baby, let's think about this. I just shoved up your shirt. What could I possibly be thinking?)
EnsTren: (I'm not stupid Yami, but I was interested in the specifics. You know I never did understand a guy's obsession with breasts.)
Edmondia: (He gave one a squeeze. Soft, squishy, nibblable, round...)
EnsTren: (What's so good about squishy?)
Edmondia: (It's different. Guys bodies' aren't squishy, so we're fascinated by squishy things.)
EnsTren: (I don't know about that. You're pretty squishy when you're soft.)
Edmondia: (That doesn't count, that's only one body part, and a funny-looking one at that. Soft and rounded and squishy is just... wow.)
EnsTren: (Boys don't like fat chicks.)
Edmondia: (I'd like you if you were fat. And some do. More to hang onto.)
EnsTren: (Hikari made an icky face.)
Edmondia: (What?)
EnsTren: (Not an image I needed.)
Edmondia: (?)
EnsTren: (More to hang on to?)
Edmondia: (How embarrassing would it be, if in the middle of a passionate encounter, the guy lost his grip and fell off?)
EnsTren: (Yami, ew. I think you just broke the mood.)
Edmondia: (What? It would be embarrassing!)
EnsTren: (Yami is disgusting!)
Edmondia: (He sweatdropped. Why?)
EnsTren: (...Just ew!)
Edmondia: (It's just sex, hikari.)
EnsTren: (That's even more eragh.)

Edmondia: nai, even