EnsTren: ...egyptian duck!
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Edmondia: k
Edmondia: egyptian goose?
EnsTren: yush
EnsTren: *gives an egg of one to Seth*
Edmondia: Seth: *blinksu*
EnsTren: *it hatches...and thinks Seth is it's momma*
Edmondia: Seth: *sweatdrops*
Edmondia: Seth has a baby birdie~
Edmondia: he's put it in the orchard
EnsTren: it's followed him back
Edmondia: he's put it back again
EnsTren: it's following him
Edmondia: "Hikari! The goose is stalking meeeeeeeeeeeee!"
EnsTren: "It thinks you are its mommy. I think it's cute."
Edmondia: "Make it stop stalking me!"
EnsTren: "It's not stalking you."
Edmondia: "Yes it is!"
EnsTren: "It thinks you are its mommy."
Edmondia: "I am not its mommy!"
EnsTren: "It thinks you are."
EnsTren: "I think it's adorable."
Edmondia: He pointed to the baby goose on his head. "I think it's ruining my hair."
EnsTren: Hikari was delighted by it. "I love it."
Edmondia: "I don't. Cute animals and I don't mix."
EnsTren: "Yes you do!"
Edmondia: "You're right. I could sacrifice it to a god."
EnsTren: "NO!"
EnsTren: Seto rescued the bird, thankfully she looked and smelled exactly like it's mommy to the gosling so that it didn't complain.
Edmondia: "What?"
EnsTren: Seto ignored him and pet the darling thing while walking away. There was a feeding kit in the box that the egg had come in. (And it was quite a bit of magic that managed to get the egg safely and to hatch when the box was opened.)
Edmondia: He trailed after her. "I bet I could use its entrails to tell the future!"
EnsTren: Hikari sat down, read the instructions and used the eyedropper.
Edmondia: "I wouldn't even have to burn it!"
EnsTren: Hikari was tense, she should be careful because she might shatter her teeth!
Edmondia: "Uh, hikari?"
EnsTren: Hikari fed the bird.
Edmondia: He tapped her on the shoulder.
EnsTren: Hikari slapped his hand away. "Don't touch me!"
Edmondia: He clutched his hand to his chest, looking wounded. "Why?"
EnsTren: "You want to kill it!"
EnsTren: "It just thinks you're its mommy, that's no reason to kill it!"
Edmondia: He blinked at her, puzzled. "But that way it would have a use..."
EnsTren: Hikari showed her teeth and growled at him in a not good way.
Edmondia: He squeaked and backed up a few paces, holding his hands up placatingly.
EnsTren: Seto sniffed, nose shifting slightly up into the air, and she picked up the box and left. The bird started peeping because mommy had stopped feeding it.
Edmondia: Seth stared after her, confused.
EnsTren: He eventually found his hikari in another room feeding the gosling.
Edmondia: "Baby?"
EnsTren: Pouty in a bad way hikari reading a pamphlet.
Edmondia: "Hikari, are you mad at me?"
EnsTren: "Yes."
Edmondia: "Why?"
EnsTren: "You want to kill the gosling and mutilate the corpse."
Edmondia: He blinked at her. "What?"
Edmondia: "Baby, I'm just thinking of the ways we could use it..."
EnsTren: "I like it alive."
Edmondia: He gave the fuzzy little thing a glare. "Fine."
EnsTren: She smiled.
Edmondia: He took a step closer to her.
Edmondia: "Hikari?"
EnsTren: "Yes?" She was feeding the bird.
Edmondia: "Are you still mad?"
EnsTren: "You're not going to harm it?"
Edmondia: "I'm not going to harm it."
Edmondia: "I promise."
EnsTren: "Thank you."
Edmondia: "Anything for you."
EnsTren: "Thank you, now come here and be a mommy to your bird."
Edmondia: He sat next to her and stared at it.
EnsTren: It cheeped at him.
Edmondia: He cautiously gave it a pat.
EnsTren: It rubbed its head against his finger and lightly bit him.
Edmondia: "...it's a stalker vampire goose."
Edmondia: He tried to wriggle his finger free.
EnsTren: It let go.
EnsTren: "No it's not."
Edmondia: "It just ate a hunk of my finger."
EnsTren: "Your finger is whole."
Edmondia: "Gnawed upon, then."
EnsTren: "Heh."
Edmondia: He leaned over and nipped at her ear. See how you like it.
EnsTren: I like.
Edmondia: Yeah, well, imagine it was the bird and not me.
EnsTren: She snorted and pet the bird.
Edmondia: Why do you like the cute fuzzy thing so much?
EnsTren: Because it's cute and fuzzy and innocent.
Edmondia: I didn't know you liked cute and fuzzy and innocent things. I thought you liked dragons.
EnsTren: I like those too.
Edmondia: I've just never seen you as the cute and fuzzy type, I guess. Should I start getting you stuffed animals along with chocolate?
EnsTren: No.
Edmondia: But you like that cute and fuzzy thing.
EnsTren: That being the key word.
Edmondia: Ah. He poked at it. It'll have to live in the orchard when it gets bigger.
EnsTren: Okay.
Edmondia: You're a sweetie. He kissed her cheek.
EnsTren: Thank you.
Edmondia: ?
EnsTren: For being a sweetie.
Edmondia: Huh? Me?
EnsTren: Yeah.
EnsTren: And the gosling.
EnsTren: "Sweetie," she pat its head, "Your name is Sweetie."
Edmondia: ...
Edmondia: You really ARE a girl.
EnsTren: She punched like a guy.
Edmondia: He clutched his middle and wheezed out, "All I'm saying is that doesn't 'Wicked Vampire Lord of the Fifth Circle' have a nice ring to it?"
EnsTren: "Sweetie, wicked vampire lord of the fifth circle."
Edmondia: He snickered. "Cool."
EnsTren: You really ARE a boy.
Edmondia: "Just because I'm a priest doesn't mean that underneath the stoicism and religion there's no hormone-crazed, explosion-loving, pizza devourer beneath."
EnsTren: "...Boy."
Edmondia: He tweaked her nose. "Girl."
Edmondia: "Honestly, what did you think I was?"
EnsTren: "My Voice activated, responding vibrator."
Edmondia: "That too," he agreed readily, curling a lock of her hair around his fingertips, "Runs on pizza and hamburgers instead of batteries."
EnsTren: "Also partially solar powered."
Edmondia: "Hm?"
EnsTren: "Sunsunsun."
Edmondia: "I'm so not following you."
EnsTren: "You like the sun."
Edmondia: "Yes?"
EnsTren: "Solar powered vibrator!"
Edmondia: He laughed. "Should we play outside more often?"
EnsTren: "Solar Energized Throbbing Hotness!"
Edmondia: He sweatdropped. "Is that the name of our new porno?"
EnsTren: "No, one of your new nicknames, though."
Edmondia: "...yay."
EnsTren: "Heh, take the first letters, baka."
Edmondia: "S... e - t - hey!"
EnsTren: "Yeah."
Edmondia: "Heh. Lessee... what would you be?"
EnsTren: "Seth Enticing Tight Orifice?"
Edmondia: "Something like that."
EnsTren: "Or maybe, Seth Erotic Torturing Offical?"
Edmondia: He snickered.
EnsTren: "Sexy Erotic Titillating Onna?"
Edmondia: "Silly Egotistical Teasing Onna."
EnsTren: "How about Seth Explictly Touching Omitted?"
Edmondia: "Satanic Evil Temptress Onna."
Edmondia: "And you're a wench."
EnsTren: "Seth Empirically Teathered to Ottoman."
Edmondia: "She who Enjoys a Total lack of Orgasms."
Edmondia: He poked her.
EnsTren: "Sycophant ending Entitlement To Her."
Edmondia: "Sounds Enticing while Taunting significant Other."
Edmondia: He ran his fingers up her tummy.
EnsTren: "Stupid Engorged Tool Halfwit."
Edmondia: "Smirky Enraged Taunting Onna."
Edmondia: He ran them down again, then back up.
EnsTren: "Simpleton, Eating off Terra's Hard."
Edmondia: "...okay, ya lost me with that one."
EnsTren: "Yah! I won!"
EnsTren: "I called you a simpleton and told you eating off the ground was hard."
Edmondia: "I'd rather eat off you." He nipped.
EnsTren: "Silly Erudite... prrrrr...."
Edmondia: "Mmph?" he murmured against her throat, pushing closer.
EnsTren: Stoppit.
EnsTren: The bird.
Edmondia: Mrphrl. He carefully extracted the bird from her fingertips and set it on the table. "There."
EnsTren: Hikari used magic so it was fenced in.
Edmondia: He turned his attention back to her throat.
EnsTren: Hikari was purryful.
Edmondia: And had a very nice tummy.
EnsTren: And a very nice "Erotic Tantilizing Orifice."
Edmondia: He kissed her to make sure she knew of his appreciation.
EnsTren: HIkari was a happy hikari.
Edmondia: Playing like this was fun.
EnsTren: Smirky Enraged Taunting Onna hikari.
Edmondia: Fun.
EnsTren: As always.
Edmondia: It was nice, being able to play. Being able to act like what they were.
EnsTren: All tangly and closed and tied together and bleeding into each other and merging and close and chiascaro.
Edmondia: And... almost normal, for all that.
Edmondia: Just a boy and a girl.
EnsTren: Hving an extreamly heavy petting session.
Edmondia: Which was equally normal.
EnsTren: They were married.
Edmondia: That was considerably less normal.
EnsTren: They weren't having sex.
Edmondia: Equally abnormal.
Edmondia: But still... it was almost as if they could be normal.
EnsTren: Which was good.
Edmondia: It made them a little less isolated.
EnsTren: It made them feel happier.
Edmondia: It made them feel a little bit more normal.
EnsTren: And that was good.
Edmondia: For both of them.
EnsTren: (wrap)
Edmondia: (yup)
Edmondia: (them silly)
Edmondia: 8-)