EnsTren: ..does the card get made?
Edmondia: sure, why not
EnsTren: Ryou: Oh, hey, this is a pretty good card.
Bakura: *looks* I'm not having that in my deck, Yadonushi.
EnsTren: "Why not? It has a good effect."
EnsTren: "And pretty good stats... considering it's a duck."
Edmondia: "Yes. It's a duck."
EnsTren: "It has fangs. And a cape."
Edmondia: "It's a duck!"
EnsTren: "You're jealous that it has a cape yami. You miss yours because it was cool and swishy and the duck has one."
Edmondia: "I am not jealous of the duck!"
EnsTren: "It has a nice swishy cape."
EnsTren: "Do you think it's nicer than yours?"
EnsTren: "Was. Because you don't have a swishy cape any more. You have my trenchcoat though--don't think I don't know about you practicing with it to make it flare up like Kaiba's!"
Edmondia: "...NO DUCKS!"
EnsTren: "Yugi's yami can change between his and Yugi's deck when the other takes possession of the body."
Edmondia: "I will not have a ducky in my yadonushi's deck!"
EnsTren: "Heeey! I want it! And I'm the landlord here, not you."
EnsTren: "It's a cute duck--actually I think it's Seto's duck. They let me pet it."
Edmondia: "...they made a card out of Seto's duck."
EnsTren: "Yes, look there's the name right there. "Sweetie, Vampire Lord of the Fifth Circle," that's the duck."
EnsTren: "'Course Sweetie doesn't have a cape, I don't think."
Edmondia: "I don't think ducks have teeth."
EnsTren: "Well yes, but that's the vampire bit of it, you see."
Edmondia: "...you have strange friends."
EnsTren: "I get to look at Seto's boobs."
Edmondia: "She barely has any."
EnsTren: "Yes, but they are there. And don't say that where she can hear you."
Edmondia: He raised an eyebrow. "I'm not suicidal, yadonushi."
EnsTren: "...If you did, who do you think would get to you first?"
Edmondia: "Hard to say. Seto's quite quick, but Seth has good aim."
EnsTren: "And Yugi and his Yami might jump in."
Edmondia: "Defending the family honor? Also a possibility, I suppose."
EnsTren: "They are protective of her, and one of them likes looking at her boobs too."
Edmondia: "I always knew Yugi was a pervert."
EnsTren: "Actually, I think Seth would get to you first."
Edmondia: "Oh?"
EnsTren: "Yeah, he has had a hard enough time convincing her that she's pretty and he wants to be with her. If you ruin that, well, splat. Cause he's still not getting any you know."
Edmondia: "Still?"
EnsTren: "She's still a virgin."
EnsTren: "I overheard her and Mai and Anzu talking."
Edmondia: "...still? What are they waiting for?!"
EnsTren: "Her, Yami."
Edmondia: "Has she not gotten it through her head yet that he'd sooner kill himself than hurt her?"
EnsTren: "Ne, Yami? Have you ever been around colts? You know, baby horses?"
Edmondia: "Of course."
EnsTren: "What happens when a man picks up a colt, scaring the poor thing of course, and then when it's grown up comes near it again?"
Edmondia: "The horse tries to kill him?"
EnsTren: "Horse still thinks he can pick it up."
Edmondia: "...is there a point to this?"
EnsTren: "Some things get stuck in your head and they are hard to get out, yami."
Edmondia: He reached over and pinched his nose. "That's our job."
EnsTren: "Eh?"
Edmondia: "Things that get stuck in your head and can't get out."
EnsTren: "Yamis you mean?"
Edmondia: "Un."
EnsTren: "Well, Gozaburo was quite yami-like in his nastiness and punishment, don't you think?"
Edmondia: He bopped him upside the head. "No."
Edmondia: "We have reasons for what we do."
EnsTren: "Yes. But don't you think it was quite nasty and horrible? And she didn't do anything to deserve it."
Edmondia: He grumbled out an affirmative.
EnsTren: "So it got stuck in her head."
Edmondia: "Hmph."
EnsTren: "And he did it at least twice."
Edmondia: "It?"
EnsTren: "Threw her in a closet with only a little bit of food and water and no light for a week."
Edmondia: He scowled.
EnsTren: His yadonushi stared patiently at him.
Edmondia: He pinched him.
EnsTren: Ryou eeked girlily as ever.
Edmondia: He chuckled. "So the priest's not getting laid?"
EnsTren: "He's not having sexual intercourse, no."
Edmondia: "Well, he'd be used to that."
EnsTren: "I think he's getting something out of her though."
Edmondia: "Oh?"
EnsTren: "Making out at least."
Edmondia: "Can we get that on film?"
EnsTren: "I do not want to face a pissed off Seto Kaiba, Yami."
Edmondia: "That's why you don't get caught."
EnsTren: "Why do you want it anyways?"
Edmondia: "Free porn."
EnsTren: "...So steal it from a video store."
Edmondia: "Bah."
EnsTren: Ryou stuck his tongue out at his yami.
Edmondia: He pinched him.
EnsTren: Ryou eeked again like a girly man.
Edmondia: That was quite amusing, so he did it again.
EnsTren: Ryou scurried away.
Edmondia: He followed.
EnsTren: He ran.
Edmondia: He chased after.
EnsTren: The chase always got his blood pumping.
Edmondia: Plus he could stare at Ryou's butt while he ran.
EnsTren: And then pounce and have his way with him.
Edmondia: Which would be quite fun.
EnsTren: So he chased and made his girly hikari eek like a girl.
EnsTren: How the hell did he get stuck with a girly hikari anyways? He was butch and manly in Kemet. Even the dress-wearing "I want to be a girl!" priest had a hikari that was manlier than his--and Seto was a girl!
Edmondia: Perhaps his omote's father had been exposed to some sort of radiation?
EnsTren: Or omote's mother?
Edmondia: Maybe he was a mutant!
EnsTren: That might offset some of the girliness.
Edmondia: Although the best he could do in a fight was pull hair.
EnsTren: Mutant power?
Edmondia: Uh... girly-scream?
EnsTren: The world may never know.
Edmondia: He poked him just to be sure.
EnsTren: He got the girly eek.
Edmondia: So... his yadonushi's mutant power was girly eek-ing.
EnsTren: Oh well.
EnsTren: He pounced and ravished.
Edmondia: That was fun.