Disclaimer: Yeah, right, like I own them? Sheesh, you people must be crazier than I am.
AN: Welcome one, welcome all, to Edin's Spamfic Emporium! Home of really stupid jokes and things that are all Nemi's fault! This lovely... er, thing, has come about because I have a tendency to get randomly attacked by chibi plotbunnies. So, whenever I am able to pounce on one of these buggers, I shall shove it in here! Yaysies!
Spamfic: Very short fic which illustrates a single point. Almost always silly.
And, in my case, almost always yaoi. But you knew that already, didn't you?
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School was out. Hallelujah.
The usual gang (with the addition of Yugi's Yami, who had been bored to tears all day and wanted to get out of that cramped puzzle) was strolling home peacefully.
Well... they were, anyway.
Until.
A high-pitched squeal pierced the air, then a blur of tan and gold rushed past, twirled around, and resolved itself into a spiky-haired yami.
Ishtar gave them all a very wide, very frightening smile. "Hellllllllllllllo! Silly hikari no see me, yes?"
Blink. Blink.
Silence.
"Yesyes! No tell! No tell honeysoft hikari!"
Ryou, being the only one who could even remotely relate to the unhinged one, stepped forward cautiously. "Okay, Ishtar, we won't tell Malik where you've gone..."
"Yay! Bai chinadoll hikari! Bai silly dancer-lady! Bai funny dressed peoples! Bai bai shinypants pharaoh! Bai bai pharaoh's shinypants hikari!"
And he raced off again.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Snicker. "Shinypants..."
"...oh, bite me."
"Yugi!"
"What?!"
Smirk.
"..."
"IIE!! YAMI-CHAN NO HENTAI!"
*THWACK*
"...that hurt, you know."
"Ya know, I kinda think that was the point."
"Aibouuuuuuu..."
"I'm not talking to you. Jounouchi, tell Yami I'm not talking to him."
"Hey, Yami, Yug' says... er... um... I'll just shut up now."
"Hikariiiiiiii..."
"Ne, Anzu, did you hear something?"
*giggle*
"Yugiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
Pause. Blink. Blink.
"Jounouchi, there is something attached to my legs. Please remove it."
GLARE.
"..."
"Sorry, bud. I'm afraid of the thing."
"Better luck next time, huh pal?"
"I'm sure it doesn't bite."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"YAMI-CHAN NO HENTAI!!"
*WALLOP*
*THUD*
*TUMBLE*
"...ouch."
Smirk!
*GLOMP*
"...and in public, too. Tsk tsk. What is society coming to?"
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
Cuddle!
"Suuuuuuuuuuure it isn't..."
Cooing. "But aibou..."
"Argh! No! Off!"
Screech.
Gasp.
Wheeze. "Hi, minna. Has anybody seen my yami?"
In chorus. "He went that way, Malik."
"Ariga- well, that's indecent."
"...this isn't what it looks like."
Snicker.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight."
Sultry smirk! Nuzzle! "Right."
Blush! "Augh! Yami! Let go!"
Thud. Rustle. Swish.
"Ai! Found it! Ne, Yugi, wanna borrow...?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Oh, HELL no..."
"...SUGOI! ARIGATOU!"
Snatch!
Pursue!
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yami-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! Come heeeeeeeeeeere!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Ryou?"
"...nani?"
"Malik just purloined your frying pan."
"...frying pan. Evil."
"Ne, Ryou, where'd you get that? I think I'd like-"
Muffle!
"Oi, Yami, can Yugi breathe like that?"
Very Scary Smile. "Of course he can."
"...but he's turning blue."
Snarl. "My hikari! I know what's best for him! Mine!"
"..."
"..."
"...you know, you sound more and more like my yami every day."
"..."
"..."
"...shut up, Ryou."
"Mmmphmpmmnnmph!"
"Aibou... you shut up too."
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The End.
AN: *singsongs* Stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidity.