Gurhka Curry Recipe Page

Gurhka Curry ( With apologys to Gurhka's everywhere ) One bucket of meat ( goat lamb dog ..... ) Two pint water / stock / beef stock drink / beer Green stuff ie Celery Onion Green pepper Garlic to taste Lemon Peel Currants Raisins Figs Method. March in to Afganistan at night and steal Osama Bin Ladens favourite goat Cleave head and lower limbs from body of animal with one fell blow from Kuhkri Remove skin ( keep to one side for fashionable goat skull cap ) Brown meat in used omd80 Pour in 1 pint liquid, drink other pint Throw in fruit and veg ( chop coarsley ) Cunningly blend in as much curry powder as possible Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die