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Arbitrator
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Arcade
A lemonade type drink served on Noah's Ark.

Avoidable
What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney
Where some hemlines fall.

Band-Aid
A fund to help a band.

Bernadette
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize
What a crook sees with.

Cadillac
Lack of cattle.

Contents
Where con men sleep while on a camping trip.

Control
A short, ugly inmate.

Cookout
The cook's day off.

Counterfeiters
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Cowlick
Bashing a cow.

Cowhide
Game of Hide and Seek played by cows.

Detail
Removing a tail.

Dieting
The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Eclipse
What a Cockney barber does for a living.

Fan Club
A weapon used by a celebrity so he won't be crushed by fans.

First Lady
Eve.

Ghost Town
A town full of Haunted Houses.

Good-bye
A bargain.

Handicap
A head cover that is easy to locate and wear.

Hardship
A ship protected by thick cover.

Hatchet
What a hen does to an egg.

Hay
Grass a-la-mowed.

Headlight
A dizzy spell.

Heavy Duty
Loading an elephant.

Hence
An enclosure around a hen yard.

Heroes
What a guy in a boat does.

High school
A school on top of the Sears Building.

High water
The main reason Noah built the ark.

Himalaya
A rooster that lays an egg.

House Keeper
A lady that kicks her husband out and keeps the house.

Ideal Person
A card player that wants to deal everytime.

Illegal
A sick eagle.

Lad
A short ladder.

Laughing Stock
Cattle, horses, sheep and hogs responding to a good joke.

Life Jacket
A special coat that lasts a lifetime.

Matchbook
A book about matches.

Megaphone
A very large telephone.

Mistletoe
Any animal with a toe missing.

Misty
How golfers create divots.

Mohair
What bald headed men need.

Monkey Business
A petstore employing monkeys only.

Moron
Someone that spent all night studying for a blood test.

Moth Ball
A special social event for moths.

Network
The process of making nets.

Oyster Bed
A place for an oyster to sleep.

Pacifist
One that can't advocate peace without clinching his fist.

Paradox
Two physicians.

Parasites
What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.

Pedestrian
An endagered species.

Period
A comma that curled up and went to sleep.

Pharmacist
A helper on the farm.

Piggyback
A lost pig is back home.

Pigment
A mint plant grown to feed hogs.

Pineapple
An apple that grew on a pine tree.

Polarize
What penguins see with.

Polite
A light on a pole.

Polygon
A parrot that got away.

Primate
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Protest
Testing a professional person.

Put-down
To hot to handle.

Quarterback
Change when you pay for a 75¢ item with a dollar bill.

Reform
To gain or lose weight.

Refuse
Replacing a burned out fuse.

Relief
What trees do in the spring.

Retire
Replacement of tires.

Ringworm
Worm with a bell.

Roman
A person that never settles very long in one place.

Scorekeeper
Someone that knows the score but keeps it to himself.

Showoff
The show has been cancelled.

Selfish
What the owner of a seafood store does.

Sunbeam
A heat proof beam supporting the sun.

Sunburn
What you basked for.

Sundial
An old-timer.

Sweater
A person that freely perspires.

Syntax
All the money collected at the church from sinners.

Time Keeper
A guy that didn't return your watch.

Tireless
Have a car but have no tires.

Tooth Picks
The choices many dentists give patients to select their artificial teeth.

Travelers Aid
A soft drink for tourists.

Vegetarian
An old indian word meaning "bad hunter."

Vitamin
What you do when someone comes to the house.

Waffle Iron
A special additive to put more iron in waffles.

Waterfall
A "watered-down" place in a stream.

Well Done
When a water, gas or oil well is completed.

Weekend
A book with a lousy ending.

Whether
Unpredictable weather.

Wildlife
Living it up!


Woodchuck
Throwing a heavy pole, post or other item made of wood.

Workout
An outside job.

Writer
One who corrects a wrong.

Year Book
A book that takes a year to read.










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