0-9 ! I've got a comment 000 Call me it's an emergency! (also 999 (or) 911) $0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth 1174 Can sometimes refer to nude club 121 One to one 1337 Elite 143 I love you 14AA41 One for all and all for one 182 I hate you 1FTR One for the road 1-D-R I wonder 2 To (or) too 20 Location 24/7 24 Hours a day, 7 days a week 26Y4U Too sexy for you 2DAY Today 2L8 Too late 2MORO Tomorrow 2NITE Tonight 3SUM Threesome 4 For 411 Information 420 Refers to marijuana 459 I love you 4COL For crying out loud 4ever Forever 4GV Forgive 4NR Foreigner 4U For you 4YEO For your eyes only 8 Sometimes refers to oral sex 86 To get rid of ? I've got a question (or) please explain ?4U Question for you A A-OLS Administrators on-line A/S Age/sex? A/S/L Age, sex, location A/S/L/M/H Age, sex, location, music, hobbies A/S/L/P Age, sex, location, picture? AAF As a friend AAK Asleep at keyboard (or) Alive and kicking AAMOF As a matter of fact AAMOI As a matter of interest AAR At any rate AAS Alive and smiling AATK Always at the keyboard ABC Already been chewed ABT2 About to ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning ADDY Address ADN Any day now ADR Address AEAP As early as possible AFAIAA As far as I am aware AFAIC As far as I'm concerned AFAICS As far as I can see AFAICT As far as I can tell AFAIK As far as I know AFAIR As far as I remember AFAIUI As far as I understand it AFC Away From Computer AFJ April fools joke AFK Away from keyboard AFN That's all for now AFU All f**ked up AFZ Acronym free zone AIAMU And I'm a monkey's uncle AIR As I remember; as I recall AISB As I said before AISB As it should be AISI As I see it AITR Adult in the room AIUI As I understand It AIW As it was AKA Also known as ALOL Actually laughing out loud AMAP As much (or) many as possible AMBW All my best wishes AML All my love AMOF As a matter of fact ANB Age no bar AND Any day now ANFAWFOS And now for a word from our sponsor ANFSCD And now for something completely different AOAS All of a sudden AOB Abuse of bandwidth AOTA All of the above AP Apple pie APAC All praise and credit APYR As per your request ARE Acronym-rich enviroment AS Another subject ASAFP As soon as "friggin" possible ASAP As soon as possible ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange ASL Age, sex, location AT At your terminal ATB All the best ATLA Another three letter acronym ATM At the moment ATSL Along the same line ATTN Attention ATTYOB Anything that turns you on baby AV Avatar - picture used in chat room that represents a person in the chat room AWCIGO And where can I get one AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again? AWHAFY Are we having any fun yet? AYOR At your own risk AYSOS Are you stupid or something AYST Are you still there AYT Are you there? AYTMTB And you're telling me this because B B Back (or) be B/C Because B/F Boyfriend B3 Blah, blah, blah B4 Before B4N Bye for now B@THPICS4 Be at the pictures for (insert time) BAC Back at computer BAC By any chance BAD Broken as designed BAG Busting a gut BAK Back at keyboard BAMF Bad a*sed mother f**ker BANANA Built absolutely nothing anywhere near anybody (or) p*nis BAU Business as usual BB Be back BBB Bye bye baby BBBG Bye bye be good BBFBBM Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel BBFN Bye bye for now BBIAB Be back in a bit BBIAF Be back in a few BBIAS Be back in a second BBL Be back later BBML Be back much later BBN Bye bye now BBR Burnt beyond repair BBS Be back soon (or) bulletin board system BBSL Be back sooner or later BBSOL Be back sooner or later BBW Big beautiful woman BC Because (or) be cool (or) basket case BCBS Big company, big school BCC Blind carbon copy BCNU Be seeing you BCNUL8R Be see'n you later BD Big deal BDC Big dumb company or big dot com BDN Big damn number BEG Big evil grin BF Boy friend BFF Best friends forever BFD Big f**king deal BFG Big friendly giant; big f**king gun; big f**king grin BFH Big f**king hammer BFI Brute force and ignorance; bunch of f**king idiots BFM Big f**king magic BFMI Brute force and massive ignorance BFN Bye for now BFO Blinding flash of the obvious BFOG Blouse full of goodies BFS Big f**king screwdriver <bg> big grin BG Big grin BHAG Big hairy audacious goal BHL8 Be home late BHOF Bald headed old f*rt BIC Best in class BICBW But I could be wrong BIF Before I forget BIL Brother-in-law (or) boss is listening BIN Buy it now BION Believe it or not BIOYIOP Blow it out your i/o port BIOYN Blow it out your nose BISS Because I say so BITD Back in the day BITD Beaten it to death BITGOD Back in the good old days BITMT But in the meantime BK Because BKA Better known as BKAM Between keyboard and monitor (problem is the user) BL Belly laughing BM Byte me BMA Bite my a*s BMF Bad m*ther f**ker BMOC Big man on campus BMOTA Byte me on the a*s BMTIPG Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters BNF Big name fan BO Buffer (or) brain overload BOC But of course BOF Birds of a feather BOFH Bastard (system) operator from hell BOGOF Buy one get one free BOHIC Bend over here it comes BOHICA Bend over here it comes again BOL Best of luck BOS Big orange switch BOT Robot (or) back on topic BOTE Back of the envelope BOTEC Back of the envelope calculation BR Bathroom BR Best regards BRB Be right back BRBCTA2S Be right back, can't think of anything to say BRH Be right here BRS Big red switch BRT Be right there BS Bullsh*t (or) big smile BSEG Big sh*t eating grin BSG Broad sweeping generalization; big smiling grin BSOD Blue screen of death (PC crash) BT Byte this BTA But then again BTA But then again or before the attacks BTAICBW But then again I could be wrong BTAIM Be that as it may BTBB Born to be bad BTDT Been there, done that BTDTGTS Been there, done that, got the T-shirt BTHOOM Beats the h*ll outta me BTLSOOM Beats the living sh*t out of me BTOBD Be there or be dead BTSOOM Beats the sh*t out of me BTTH Boot to the head BTW By the way BTWBO Be there with bells on BUAF Butt ugly ASCII font BUAG Butt ugly ASCII graphic BWDIK But what do I know? BWL Bursting with laughter BWO Black, white or other BWQ Buzz word quotient BWTHDIK But what the heck do I know? BYAM Between you and me BYKT But you know (or) knew that BYKTA But you knew that already BYOB Bring your own bottle BYOH Bat you on the head BYORL Bring your own rocket launcher C C See (or) cool C & G Chuckle and grin C/O In care of (for sending mail) C/P Cross post C/P/S City or country / profession / status (married/single) C4N Ciao for now CB Call back (or) Chat brat CC Carbon copy; courtesy copy CD9 Code 9, parents are around CE Creative editing CFD Call for discussion CFM Confirm CFV Call for voting (or) Call for votes CHOWUR See how you are CHUR See how you are CIAO Ciao (pronounced "chow") Hello or Goodbye in Italian CIBM Could it be magic? CID Consider it done (or) crying in disgrace CIO Cut it out CIS Compuserve information service CLAB Crying like a baby CLI Command line interface CLM Career limiting move CM Call me CMF Count my fingers CMH Cross my heart CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong CMON Come on CNP Continued in next post CO Conference (or) company COB Close of business COD Cash on delivery CP Chat post (or) copy protection CPF Can pigs fly? CPP C++ or C+ programing language CRAFT Can't remember a f**king thing CRAP Cheap redundant assorted products CRAWS Can't remember anything worth a sh*t CRBT Crying real big tears CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game CRS Can't remember sh*t CRTLA Can't remember three letter acronym CS Cop shop (police station) CSG Chuckle, snicker, grin CSL Can't stop laughing CTC Choking the chicken CTRN Can't talk right now CTS Consider the source CTTD Cute things they do CTTS Cute things they say CU See you CU2 See you, too CU8R Catch you later CU@ See you at CUA See you around (or) commonly used acronyms (or)common user access CUCME See you see me (video conference) CUD Could CUL See you later (or) catch you later CUL8R See you later CULA See you later, alligator CUNS See you in school CUOL See you online CUS See you soon CUZ Because CW2CU Can't wait to see you CWOT Complete waste of time CWYL Chat with you later CY Calm yourself CYA See ya CYA See ya (or) cover your a*s. CYA See you (or) cover your a*s CYAL8R See you all later. CYL See you later CYO See you online CYT See you tomorrow D D&C Duck and cover d/c Disconnects D/L Download d/l Download D8 Date DAF Divorced Asian female DAM Divorced Asian male DAMIFINO D*mn if I know DAP Parents against dyslexia DARFC Ducking and running for cover DBA Doing business as DBEYR Don't believe everything you read DBF Divorced black female DBM Divorced black male DBN Doing business, not DD Due diligence (or) Darling daughter DDD Direct distance dial DDSOS Different day, same old sh*t DEGT Don't even go there DETI Don't even think it DETLA Double extended three letter abbreviation DEU Dumb end user DFL Dead f**king last DFU Don't forget units DGA Don't go anywhere DGT Don't go there DH Dear hubby; dumb hubby; deaf hubby; d*ckhead DHTB Don't have the bandwidth DHYB Don't hold your breath DIIK D*mn if I know DIIN D*mned if I know DIKU? Do I know you? DIL Daughter in law DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a d*mn? DILLIGAF Does it look like I give a f**k DILLIGAFF Do I look like I give a flying f**k? DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a sh*t DINK Double income, no kids DINKY Double income, no kids yet DIS Did I say DIY Do it yourself DJF Divorced Jewish female DJM Divorced Jewish male DK Don't know DKDC Don't know don't care DKU Drop kick ugly DL Download (or) Dead link DLG Devilish little grin DLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite DLTM Don't lie to me DMI Don't mention it DNA Did not answer DN Dark net - network of illegally used "zombie" computers DNC Does not compute DNPM Darn near p*ssed myself DNR Dinner DOA Dead on arrival DOB Date/day of birth DOM Dirty old man DOTGOV Government site (from the .gov domain names) DOY Dumbass of the year DQMOT Don't quote me on this DQYDJ Don't quit your day job DRA Don't recognize acronyms DRIB Don't read if busy DS Darling son DSTR8 D*mn straight DTA Don't trust anybody DTD Document type definition DTOKAB Drop to one knee and blow DTP Desktop publishing DTRT Do the right thing DTS Don't think so DU Don't understand DUCT Did you see that? DUCWIC Do you see what I see DUK Dead upon keyboard DUM Do you m*sturbate? DUSL Do you scream loud? DUST Did you see that? DWF Divorced white female DWIM Do what I mean DWIMC Do what I mean, correctly DWIMNWIS Do what I mean, not what I say DWKOTA Deep wet kiss on the a*s DWKOTL Deep wet kiss on the lips DWL Dying With Laughter DWM Divorced white male DWYM Does what you mean DYE D*mn your eyes! DYFM Dude you facinate me DYHWIH Do you hear what I hear DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when... DYK Did you know DYS? Do you suck? DYSTSOTT Did you see the size of that thing DYSWIS Do you see what I see E E123 Easy as 1,2,3 E-OK Electronically OK E2EG Ear to ear grin EAK Eating at keyboard EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair ED Emotionally disturbed (or) Erectile dysfunction EDP Emotionally disturbed person <eg> Evil grin EG Evil grin EGC Extrememly gruntled customer EIF Exercise in futility EL Evil laugh EM E-mail EM? Excuse me? EMA E-mail address EMFBI Excuse me for butting in EMFJI Excuse me for jumping in EMRU Error message replace user EMS E-mail shorthand EMSG E-mail message EMTA Evil minds think alike EOB End of business EOD End of discussion EOD End of discussion (or) end of day EOE Equal opportunity employer (or) employment EOF End of file E-OK Electronically OK EOL End of lecture EOM End of message EOT End of thread (or) transmission (don't reply to this message) ERU Error replace user ES&D Eat sh*t and die ES<HI Eat sh*t and live to hate it ESAD Eat sh*t and die ESAL Eat sh*t and live ESBAM Eat sh*t, bark at moon ESO Equipment smarter than operator ESOSL Endless snorts of stupid laughter ESP Especially (usually just "esp.") ETA Estimated time of arrival ETD Estimated time of departure ETE Estimated time en route ETLA Extended three letter acronym EWI E-mailing while intoxicated EZ Easy F F Female F&R F**k and run F2F Face to face F2T Free to talk FA F**k all FAB Features attributes benefits FAI Frequently argued issue FAIK As far as I know FAQ Frequently asked Question(s) FAWC For anyone who cares FB F**k buddy FBKS Failure between keyboard and seat FBOW For better or worse FC Fingers crossed FCFS First come, first served FCOL For crying out loud! FDROTFL Falling down rolling on the floor laughing FE Fatal error FF&PN Fresh fields and pastures new FFRD Flying f**k in a rolling donut FFS For f**ks sake FHFHFH F**k him, feed him fishheads FHOF Freeware hall of fame FICCL Frankly, I couldn't care less FIGJAM F**k i'm good, just ask me FIGMO F**k it, got my orders FIIK F**k if I know FIIN F**ked if I know! FIIOH Forget it, I'm outta here FIL Father-in-law FIOFYF Figure it out for yourself, f**ker FISH First in, still here FISHDO F**k it, sh*t happens, drive on FITB Fill in the blank FLA Four letter acronym FLK Funny looking kid FMLTWIA F**k me like the W*ore I am FMTYEWTK Far more than you ever want to know FNI F**king not involved FO F**k off FOAD F**k off and die FOAF Friend of a friend FOAFOAG Father of a friend of a girlfriend FOAG Father of a girlfriend FOB Fresh off the boat FOCL Falling off the chair laughing FOCLMAO Fell off chair laughin my a*s off FOD Finger of death FOF Friend of a friend FOFL Fall on the floor laughing FOMCL Fell off my chair laughing FOOBAR Same as fubar FOOMCL Fell out of my chair laughing FOR For obvious reasons FOS Freedom of speech; full of sh*t FOT Full of tripe FOTCL Falling off the chair laughing FotR Fellowship of The Rings (a Tolkien book) FRE Frequently requested enhancement FRED F**king ridiculous electronic device FRT For real though FRZ Fruitin' religious zealot FS For sale FTASB Faster than a speeding bullet FTBOMH From the bottom of my heart FTDS F**k the/this dumb sh*t FTF Face-to-face FTL Faster than light FTP File transfer protocol FTR For the record FTS Fixin' to Start (or) F**k this sh*t FTTB For the time being FTTT From time to time FTW F**k the world FU F**k you FUBAB F**ked up beyond all belief FUBAR F**ked up (or) fouled up beyond all repair FUBB Fouled up beyond belief FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt or disinformation FUMTU F**ked up more than usual FURTB Full up ready to burst FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard drives) FWIW For what it's worth FWMAYOR F**k with me at your own risk FY&TSYRIO F**k you & the sysop you rode in on FYA For your action (or) amusement FYA&E For your amusement and edification FYDITM F**k you directly in the mouth FYEO For your eyes/ears only FYI For your Information FYIFV F**k you I'm fully vested FYIV F**k you, I'm vested FYKI For your kind information FYM For your misinformation FYYSOS F**k you, you sack of sh*t G <g> Grin G Grin G/F Girl friend G2G Got to go G2R Got to run GA Go ahead GAC Get a clue GAFIA Get away from it all GAFM Get away from me GAL Get a life GALGAL Give a little, get a little GAS Greetings and salutations GB Goodbye GBH Great big hug GBH&K Great big hug and kiss GBH&KB Great big hugs and kisses back GBTW Get back to work GBY God bless you GC Garbage collect (tidy up) GD&ARF Grinning, ducking and running fast! GD&ARVVF Grinning, ducking and running very very fast! GD&AW Grinning, ducking and weaving GD&H Grinning, ducking & hiding GD&R Grinning, ducking and running GD&RF Grinning, ducking and running fast GD&RVVF Grinning, ducking and running very very fast! GD&W Grinning, ducking and weaving GD&WVF Grinning, ducking, and weaving very fast GDW Grin, duck and weave GF Girl friend GFC Going for coffee GFETE Grinning from ear to ear GFI Go for it GFN Gone for now (or) Grim file reaper GFU General f**k up GFY Go f**k yourself GG Gotta go (or) good game (or) good going GGC Goo goo cluster GGG Giggle (as in <ggg>) GGN Gotta go now GGOH Gotta get out of here GGP Gotta go pee GH Getting hard (male) GIAR Give it a rest GIGO Garbage in, garbage out GIWIST Gee, I wish I'd said that GJ Good job GKW God knows what GL Good luck GL/HF Good luck, have fun GLG Goofy little grin GLGH Good luck and good hunting GLLA Great lovers love alike GLYASDI God loves you and so do I GM Good morning (or) Good move match (or) Got milk? GMBO Giggling my butt off GMT Greenwich Mean Time GMTA Great minds think alike GMV Got my vote GN Good night GNBLFY Got nothing but love for you GNOC Getting naked on cam (web cam) GOK God only knows GOL Giggling out loud GOOML Get out of my life GOTFIA Groaning on the floor in agony GOWI Get on with it GPF General protection fault (or) go puke, fast! GR Gotta run GR&D Grinning running & ducking GR8 Great GRAD Grinning running & ducking GRMBL Grumble GRRRR Growling GRUIT Get real you impudent thing GSHIWMP Giggling so hard I wet my pants GSOAS Go sit on a snake GTABO Get that a*s back on (in reply to ROFLMAO) GTBOS Glad to be of service GTFOOMF Get the f**k out of my face GTG Got to go GTGB Got to go, bye GTGP Got to go pee GTH Go to h*ll GTP Got to pee GTR Got to run GTRM Going to read mail GTSY Great to see you GUI Graphical user interface GW Getting wet (female) GWATCDR God willing and the creek don't rise GYPO Get your pants off H {{{hug}}} Give someone a hug <h> Hug H&K Hug and kiss H&K Hugs and kisses H2 How to HA Hello again HAB Hot Asian babe HABU Have a better 'un HAG1 Have a good one HAGD Have a great day HAGN Have a good night HAGO Have a good one HAK Hugs and kisses HAND Have a nice day HB Hug back HCB Holy cow, Batman! HD Hold HF Have fun HGAC Hasn't (or) haven't got a clue HH Holding hands HHGTTG Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy HHIS Hanging head in shame. HHO1/2K Ha ha, only half kidding HHOJ Ha ha, only joking HHOK Ha ha, only kidding HHOS Ha Ha, only (being) serious HHTYAY Happy holidays to you and yours HI-5 HIV HIB Have I been... ? HIG How's it going? HIOOC Help! I'm out of coffee HIRTA Herein after referred to as HIWTH Hate it when that happens HLV Hasta la vista HLVB Hasta la vista, baby HMFIC Head m*ther f**ker in charge HMFWRIC Head m*ther f**ker what are in charge HNG Horny net geek HOAS Hold on a second HOHA Hollywood hacker HOYEW Hanging on your every word HP Home page HRT2HRT Heart to heart HRU How are you? HSIK How should I know? HSP Highly sensitive person HTB Heavens to betsy HTFSIK How the f**k should I know HTH Hope this helps HTML Hyper text markup language HUA Head up a*s HUF Horny unattached female {{{hug}}} Give someone a hug HUM Horny unattached male HUYA Head up your a*s HV Have HW Hardware HWS(PEST) Husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing) HWUA Head way up a*s I IAAA I am an accountant IAAL I am a lawyer IAC In any case IAE In any event IAGW In a good way IAITS It's all in the subject IAM In a meeting IANAA I am not an accountant IANAC I am not a crook IANAD I am not a doctor IANAL I am not a lawyer IANALBIPOOTV I am not a lawyer, but I play one on tv IANYM In a new york minute IAO I am outtahere IARTPFWTSIOWIM I am repeating this parrot-fashion with- out the slightest idea of what I mean IASH I am so horny IAT I am tired IAW In accordance with IAWTP I agree with this post IAYM I am your master IB I'm back IBB I'll be back IBC Inadequate, but cute IBCNU I'll be seeing your IBK Idiot behind keyboard IBN I'm buck naked IBT In between technology IBTD I beg to differ IC I see (or) In character ICBI I can't believe it ICBW I could be wrong (or) It could be worse ICFBI I can't f**king believe it! ICIHICPCL I can't imagine how I could possibly care less ICTYBTIHTKY I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you ICUR I see you are ID10T Idiot IDBI I don't believe it IDC I don't care IDD Indeed IDGAD I don't give a damn IDGAF I don't give a f**k IDGAS I don't give a sh*t IDGI I don't get it IDK I don't know IDKY I don't know you IDN I don't know IDST I didn't say that IDTS I don't think so IDTT I'll drink to that IE That is (normally i.e.) IEF It's esther's fault IFAB I found a bug IFU I f**ked up IG2R I got to run IGGP I gotta go pee IGP I gotta pee IGTP I get the point IHA I hate acronyms IHAIM I have another instant message IHATCFYB I have a terrible craving for your body! IHMB I hate my boss IHNJ,IJLS I have no joke, I just like saying... IHTBS It has to be shown IHNO I have no opinion IHTFP I hate this f**king place (or) I have truly found paradise IIABDFI If it ain't broke, don't fix it. IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside IIMAD If it makes any difference IINM If I'm not mistaken IIR If I recall IIRC If I remember correctly IIT Is it tight? IITYWIMIWHTKY If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you IITYWIMWYBMAD If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I tell you what this means will you kiss me? IITYWYBAD If I tell you, will you buy another drink? IITYWYBMAB If I tell you, will you buy me a beer? IIUC If I understand correctly IIWM If it were me IJLS I just like saying IJWTK I just want to know IJWTS I just want to say IK I know IKWUM I know what you mean IKYABWAI I know you are, but what am I? ILBL8 I'll be late ILF I'll look forward ILICISCOMK I laughed, I cried, I spilled coffee on my keyboard ILIWTPCT I love it when the plan comes together. ILN It looks nice ILSHIBAMF I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture! ILU I love you ILY I love you ILYVM I love you very much IM Instant message IMA I might add IMAO In my arrogant opinion IMBO In my biased opinion IMCDO In my conceited dogmatic opinion IMCO In my considered opinion IMEZRU I am easy, are you? IME In my experience IMHO In my humble opinion IMing I am chatting with someone online IMMOR I make my own rules IMMSMC If my memory serves me correctly IMNERHO In my not even remotely humble opinion IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion IMNSVHO In my not so very humble opinion IMO In my opinion IMOBO In my own biased opinion IMPE In my previous/personal experience IMPOV In my point of view IMS I must say (or) I am sorry IMU I miss you IMVHO In my very humble opinion INAL I'm not a lawyer INGSI I'm not gonna say it INMP It's not my problem INPO In no particular order INT I'll never tell IOH I'm out of here IOM I open mouth (sexual connotations) IOTTMCO Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer IOU I owe you IOW In other words IPN I'm posting naked IRC Internet relay chat IRL In real life IRMC I rest my case IROOC I've run out of cigarettes IRSTBO It really s*cks the big one IS I'm sorry ISAGN I see a great need ISDN It still does nothing ISO In search of; International Organization for Standardization ISP Internet Service Provider ISS I'm so sure (or) I said so ISTM It seems to me ISTR I seem to recall ISWYM I see what you mean ITAH Is there anybody here ITFA In the final analysis ITM In the money ITRW In the real world ITSFWI If the shoe fits wear it ITYM I think you mean IUSS If you say so IUTHALORFH I used to have a lot of respect for him/her IUTKATS I used to know all that stuff IWALU I will always love you IWALY I will always love you IWBNI It would be nice if IWIK I wish I knew IWSN I want sex now IYFEG Insert your favorite ethnic group IYKWIM If you know what I mean IYKWIMAITYD If you know what I mean and I think you do IYO In your opinion IYSS If you say so IYSWIM If you see what I mean IYW If you wish J J/C Just checking J/K Just kidding J/O J*rking off (or) J*cking off J/W Just wondering JAC Just a sec JAFO Just another f**king onlooker JAM Just a minute JAS Just a second JASE Just another system error JBOD Just a bunch of discs J/C Just checking JFI Just for information JIC Just in case JIK Just in case JJ Just joking JJA Just joking around JK Just kidding JM2C Just my two cents JMHO Just my humble opinion JMO Just my opinion JO or J/O J*rking off (or) J*cking off JOOTT Just one of those things JP Just playing JSNM Just stark naked magic JT Just teasing JTLUK Just to let you know JTLYK Just to let you know JTYWTK Just thought you wanted to know JVNP Just venting, nothing personal JW Just wondering JYYC Just yanking your chain K <k> Kiss K Okay, alright KB Kiss back KCBIWIYWI Keep coming back, it works if you work it KDW Keep digging, Watson (response to NSS) KEWL Cool KFY Kiss for you KHYF Know how you feel KIBO Knowledge in, bullsh*t out KIBO Knowledge in, bullsh*t out KIR Keep it real KISS Keep it simple, stupid KIT Keep in touch Kitty Vag*na (or) young cat KITA Kick in the a*s (type of therapy) KK Okay, Okay KMA Kiss my a*s KMB Kiss my butt KMRIA Kiss my royal Irish arse KMYF Kiss me you fool KOC Kiss on the cheek KOD Kiss of death KOF Keep on f**king KOL Kiss on the lips Kool-Aid Drinker I'm including this definition, even though this phrase is not an acronym, because I got an email from someone asking me what is a Kool-Aid drinker. As best as I can determine, it is a person who has been totally deceived by someone or something; or who blindly and without question adheres to the beliefs of, or follows, some person, dogma, political idea, etc. I notice that this term often seems to appear on forums... and especially on political forums. The origin of this term, if I understand it correctly, derives from the 1978 Jonestown, Guyana, mass suicide, where Jim Jones instructed his followers to commit suicide by drinking a Kool-Aid type drink (it was not really Kool-Aid, but Flavor-Aid) laced with cyanide. Most of them did so, and as a result over nine hundred people died. KOTC Kiss on the cheek KOTL Kiss on the lips KPC Keep parents clueless KTCOOTN Keep this crap out of this newsgroup KUTGW Keep up the good work KWIM Know what I mean? KYFC Keep your fingers crossed KYHOOYA Keep your head out of your a*s KYPO Keep your pants on L L Laughing L2M Listening to music L8 Late L8R Later L8R G8R Later gator L8TR Later LAB&TYD Life's a bitch & then you die LABATYD Life's a bitch and then you die LAGNAF Let's all get naked and f**k LALOTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause LAMDILLIGAF Look at me, do I look like I give a f**k? LAQ Lame a*s quote LART Loser attitude readjustment tool LBB Little black box (slang - web-tv set-box unit) LD Long distance (or) later dude LDR Long distance relationship LDTTWA Let's do the time warp again LG Lovely greetings LHM Lord help me LHU Lord help us LI Laughing inside LIFO Last in first out LIS Laughing in silence (or) Lost in space LJBF Let's just be friends LL Lessons Learned (or) Love Life (or) Living Large LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause LMA Leave me alone LMAO Laughing my a*s off LMAOROTF Laughing my a*s off rolling on the floor LMBO Laughing my butt off LMC Lost my connection LMCOA Lost my connection once again LMFAO Laughing my f**king a*s off LMHO Laughing my head off LMIRL Let's meet in real life LMK Let me know LMKOAP Let me know of any problems LMTFA Leave me the f**k alone LMWIS Lick me where I sweat LOA List of acronyms/abbreviations LOHICA Look out, here it comes again LOI Lack of interest LOL Laughing out loud LMSO Laughing my socks off LOLAROTG Laughing out loud and rolling on the ground LOMBARD Lots of money but a real dickhead LOOL Laughing outrageously outloud LOPSOD Long on promises, short on delivery LotR Lord of The Rings (a J.R.R.Tolkien book) LRF Little rubber feet LSFIAB Like shooting fish in a barrel LSHHTCMS Laughed so hard had to change my shorts LSHIPMP Laughing so hard I peed my pants LSHMBB Laughing so hard my belly is bouncing LSHMBH Laughing so hard my belly hurts LSP Less sensitive person LSV Language, sex, violence LTBF Learn to be funny LTHTT Laughing too hard to type LTIC Laughing 'til I cry LTIP Laughing til I puke LTM Laughing to myself LTMSH Laughing 'til my sides hurt LTNC Long time, no see LTNS Long time, no see LTNT Long time, no type LTR Long term relationship LTS Laughing to self LULAB Love you like a brother LULAS Love you like a sister LULU Locally unwanted land use LUSER Loser user LUV Love LUWAMH Love you with all my heart LY Love you LYK Let you know LYL Love you lots LYLAB Love you like a brother LYLAS Love you like a sister LYVM Love you very much LZ Loser! M M Male M or F Male or female M/F Male or female M$ Microsoft M8 Mate MA Mature audience MaB Maybe MALWARE Malicious software MAY Mad about you MAYB Mad about you, baby MB Maybe MBRSD Embarrassed MBUC Mind bogglingly unlikely coincidence MCIBTU My computer is better than yours MCIBTY(SN) My computer is better than yours (so nyerr) me 2 Me too MEGO My eyes glaze over MFD Multi-function device MFG More friendly garbage MFIC Mother f**ker in charge MFWIC Mother f**ker what's in charge MGD My gameboy died MHBFY My heart bleeds for you MHDC(A) My hard drive crashed (again) MHOTY My hat's off to you MIF Milk in first (for tea drinking) MIHAP May I have your attention please MIL Mother-in-law MILF Mother I'd like to f**k MILG Make it look good MIPS Meaningless information per second MIRL Meet in real life MKOP My kind of place ML More later MLA Multiple letter acronym MM Market maker MMIF My mouth is full MOF Matter of fact MOO Mud object-oriented MOOF Modem offline MOOS Member of opposite sex MOR Middle of the road MorF Male or female MOS Member of the opposite sex MOSS Member of the same sex MOTAS Member of the appropriate sex MOTD Message of the day MOTM Member of the month MOTOS Member of the opposite sex MOTSS Member of the same sex MPFB My personal f**k buddy MS More sh*t; more of the same; (or) Masters Degree MSCEA My southern comforts' empty again MSG Message MSS Member of the same sex MTCW My two cents worth MTF More to follow MTFBWY May the force be with you MUD Multi user domain (or dungeon) MUF Material unaccounted for MUG New user of a chat program MUM Miss You Much MUNG Mash until no good MUSM Miss you so much MWA A kiss MWBRL More will be revealed later MYM Miss You Much MYOB Mind your own business N N/A Not applicable -or- not affiliated N/T No text N/P No problem n00b Newbie n00b Newbie (the '00's are two zeros, not 'ohs') N1 Nice one N2M Not too much (or) Not to mention NADT Not a darn thing NAGI Not a good idea NAHM Not a happy man NAHW Not a happy woman NAK Nursing at keyboard NALOPKT Not a lot of people know that NAP Not a problem NAVY Never again voluneer yourself. NAZ Name, address, zip (or) NASDAQ NB Nota bene (note well) NBD No big deal NBFD No big f**king deal NBIF No basis in fact NBL Not bl**dy likely NBTD Nothing better to do NC No comment NCG New college graduate NE Any NE1 Anyone N-E-1 Anyone N-E-1 ER Anyone here? NETHING Anything NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything NEWAY Anyway NEWBIE New person (or) Someone who doesn't know much about something NFG No f**king good NFI No f**king idea NFIAA No f**king idea at all NFM No futher message NFW No f**king way NFY No f**k you NG New game (or) New group NHOH Never heard of him or her NIAA No idea at all NICBDAT Nothing is certain but death and taxes NIDWTC No I don't want to chat NIFOC Naked in front of the computer NIFOK Naked in front of the keyboard NIH Not invented here NIM No internal message NIMBY Not in my backyard NIMFYE Not in my front yard either NIMQ Not in my queue NIMTO Not in my term of office NINO Nothing in, nothing out NIT Not in therapy NLI Not logged in NLT No later than NM Never mind (or) nothing much NMFJ Not my f**king job NMH Not much here NMI No middle initial NMJC Nothing much, just chillin' NMP Not my problem NMU Not much, you? NN Night-night NO1 No one Noob New person (or) Someone who doesn't know much about something NOPE Not on planet Earth NORWICH Knickers off ready when I come home NOYB None of your business NP No problem (or) Nosy parents NPA Non-performing assets NPF No problem found NPLU Not people like us NQA No questions asked NQA No questions asked NQOCD Not quite our class dear NQOS Not quite our sort NRG Energy NRN No reply necessary (or) Not right now NSN Need sex now NSS No sh*t, Sherlock NT No thanks NTA Non-Technical Acronym NTG Not too good NTH No therapy helpful NTIBOA Not that I'm bitter or anything NTIM Not that it matters NTIMM Not that it matters much NTK Nice to know NTL Nevertheless NTW Not to worry NTYMI Now that you mention it NUB New person NUFF Enough said NUI Network user identification NW No way NWCDP Nothing we could do partner NWR Not work related NYCFS New York City finger salute NYCTMI Now you come to mention it NYM New York minute NYP Not your problem O O Over (to you) OATUS On a totally unrelated subject OAURS On an unrelated subject OAUS On an unrelated subject OB Obligatory OBE Overtaken by events OBO Or best offer OBTW Oh by the way OD Overdose; oh dear OEM Original equipment manufacturer OF Old f*rt OFO Out f**king off OFS One finger salute OI Operator indisposed OIC Oh, I see OJ Only joking OL Old lady (wife) OLL Online love OM Oh my OMDB Over my dead body OMG Oh my God (or) goodness OMIK Open mouth insert keyboard OMIK Open mouth, insert keyboard ONAW Oh no! another wedgie ONL OnLine ONNA Oh no not again ONNTA Oh no, not this again OO Over and out (end of communication) OOC Out of character OOH Out of here OOI Out of interest OOSOOM Out of sight, out of mind OOTB Out of the box (brand new) OOTC Obligatory on topic comment OOTD One of these days OPL Obvious panty line OPM Other people's money OPP Other people's problems OS Operating system OSIF Oh sh*t, I forgot! OSIM Oh sh*t it's Monday OSU Officially sanctioned user (or) Oh, shut up OT Off topic (or) Other topic OT1H On the one hand OTB Off to bed OTBE Over taken by events OTC Over the counter OTD Out the door OTE Over the edge OTF On the floor (or) On the phone OTFL On the floor laughing OTH Off the hook OTK Over the knee OTL Out to lunch OTOH On the other hand OTOMH Off the top of my head OTOOH On the other other hand OTP On the phone OTR Off the rack (or) Old time radio OTT Over the top OTTH On the third hand OTTOMH Off the top of my head OTTOMHAROO Off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds OTW On the way (or) On the whole (or) Off to work OW Oh well OWTTE Or words to that effect OZ Australia OZZIE Australian P Q P&C Private and confidential P2P Peer to peer P911 My parents are in the room PABG Pack a big gun PABG Packing a big gun PAL Parents are listening PANB Parents are nearby PANS Pretty awesome new stuff PAW Parents are watching PBD Programmer brain damage PBM Play by mail (games) PCM Please call me PCMCIA People can't memorize computer industry acronyms PCO Please carry on PD Public domain PDA Public display of affection PDOA Public display of affection PDOMA Pulled directly out of my a*s PDQ Pretty darn quick PDS Please don't shout PDSTM Please don't shout the message PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair peeps People PF&HOMW Printed, framed and hanging on my wall PFM Pure f**king magic PFY Pimply faced youth PHAT Pretty hot and tempting PHB Pointy haired boss (from Dilbert) PhD Piled higher and deeper. PHD Push here dummy (type of camera) PIBKAC Problem is between keyboard and chair PICNIC Problem in chair, not in computer PIMP Peeing in my pants PIR Parent in room PITA Pain in the a*s PITBY Put it in their back yard PJW Please just wait PKB Pot, kettle, black! PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair PLMK Please let me know PLMKO Please let me know, OK? PLOKTA Press lots of keys to abort PLONK Please leave our newsgroup, killfiled! PLOS Parents looking over shoulder PLS Please PLSE Please elaborate PLZ Please PM Private message PMBI Pardon my butting in PMETC Pardon me etc. PMF Pardon my french (or) pure f**king magic. PMFBI Pardon me for butting in PMFI Pardon me for interrupting PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in PMFJIB Pardon me for jumping in but PMFJIH Pardon me for jumping in here. PMINBOM Put mind in gear, before opening mouth PMJI Pardon my jumping in PMP Peed my pants PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a d*mn PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t PNCAH Please no cursing allowed here PO P*ss off POAHF Put on a happy face POC Prisoner of chat; peeping other chatters POETS P*ss on everything, tomorrow's Saturday POITS P*ss on it tomorrow's Saturday POM Phase of the moon POME Prisoner of Mother England POOF Leaving the room - goodbye POP Point of presence; post office protocol POQ P*ss off quickly POQADCB P*ss off quickly and don't come back! POS Parent over shoulder (or) point of sale (or) piece of sh*t POSSLQ Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters POTC Peck on the cheek POTS Parents over the shoulder (or) Plain old telephone service POV Point of view PPL People PPN Programmer project number (currently known as userid) PPOSTFU Post proof or shut the f**k up PPP Petty pet peeve PPPP Previous paragraph was polemical position PROLLY Probably PRW Parents are watching PS Post Script PSY Please stop yelling PT Physical training PTB Powers that be PTL Praise The Lord PTM Please tell me PTMM Please tell me more PTO Patent and Trademark Office (or) please turn over PTUM Please tell us more PU That stinks PUNTS People of utterly no tactical significance PW Pathetic wanker; powwow PXT Please explain that PYS Pack your stuff P-ZA Pizza QED Quod erat demonstrandum (proved) (or) quite easily done QIK Quick QL Quit laughing QQ Quick question QSL Reply QSO Conversation QT Cutie (or) quiet R R Are R&D Research & development R&R Rest & relaxation RA Research assistant; resident assistant RAEBNC Read and enjoyed, but no comment RAK Random act of kindness RAOK Random act of kindess RBAY Right back at ya RBS Really big screen RBTL Read between the lines RE In regard to (or) hello again REHI Hi again (re-Hi) REMF Rear echelon m*ther f**kers RFC Request for comments RFD Request for discussion RFR Really f**king rich RFS Really f**king soon RFT Request for thinking RGDS Regards RHIP Rank has its privileges RINGL8 Running late RKBA Right to keep and bear arms RL Real life RLCO Real life conference RLF Real life friend RM Ready made RMA Return material (or merchandise) authorization RME Rolling my eyes RMHB Ride me hard baby RML Read my lips RMLB Read my lips baby RMMM Read my mail man! RN Right now! RNA Ring, no answer ROF Rolling on the floor ROFFNAR Rolling on the floor for no apparent reason ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing ROFLAHMSL Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my sides laughing ROFLAS Rolling on floor laughing and screaming ROFLASC Rolling on the floor laughing and scaring the cat ROFLASTC Rolling on the floor laughing and scaring the cat ROFLGO Rolling on floor laughing guts out! ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off ROFLMAOOL Rolling on the floor lauging my a*s off out loud ROFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud ROFLOLVH Rolling on the floor laughing out loud very hard ROFLUTS Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak ROFLWMK Rolling on the floor laughing... wet my knickers ROFLWMP Rolling on the floor wetting my pants ROFPML Roll on floor p*ssing myself laughing. ROFTTPOF Rolling on the floor trying to put out flames ROTBA Reality on the blink again ROTF Rolling on the floor ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing ROTFLAHMS Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my side ROTFLAMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s and other body parts off ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off ROTFLMBO Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off ROTFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud ROTFLOLPMP Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and pe*ing in my pants ROTFLTIC Rolling on the floor laughing till I cry RotK Return of The King (a Tolkien book) ROTM Right on the money RPG Role playing games RRQ Return receipt request RSN Real soon now RSVP Please reply (respondez s'il vous plait) R&R Rest and relaxation RT Real time R/T Real time RTBM Read the bl***y manual RTBS Reason to be single RTDox Read the documentation RTF Read The FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) RTFAQ Read the frequently asked questions RTFF Read the f**king faq RTFFAQ Read the f**king faq RTFI Read the f**king instructions RTFM Read the f**king manual (or) message RTFMS Read the f**king manual, sir (military) RTFQ Read the f**king question RTFS Read the f**king source RTI Real time interruption RTK Return to keyboard RTM Read the manual (or) message RTS Read the screen RTSM Read the stupid manual RTWFQ Read the whole f**king question RU Are you? RU32NITE Are you free tonight? RUCMNG Are you coming? RUMF Are you male or female? RUMOF Are you male or female? RUOK Are you OK? RUUP4IT Are you up for it? RX Regards RYFIM Read your f**king information manual RYFM Read your friendly (or) f**king manual RYS Read your screen S (sp?) Unsure of spelling S Smiling (or) smile S/O Someone (frequently just "s/o") S/TH Something (frequently just "s/th") S2BX Soon to be ex S2R Send to receive (usually pictures) S4L Spam for life SAF Single Asian female SAHM Stay At Home Mom SAM Single Asian male SAMF Sad a*s mother f**ker SAMFU Self-adjusting military f**k up SAMFUTU Situation abnormal, more f**ked up than usual SAPFU Surpassing all previous foul ups SAR Smart a*s remark SAYOR Speak at your own risk SB Smiles back SBB Stupid beyond belief SBCN Sitting behind the computer, naked SBD Silent but deadly SBF Single Black female SBID Sh*tty but it'll do SBM Single Black male SBT Strange but true SBTA Sorry, being thick again SBUG Small bald unaudacious goal SCNR Sorry, could not resist SDIHTT Someday I'll have the time SE2E Smiling ear to ear SEC Wait just a second SED Said enough darling SEG Sh*t eating grin SEP Someone else's problem SETE Smiling ear to ear SF Surfer friendly SFAIAA So far as I am aware SFETE Smiling from ear to ear SFLA Stupid four letter acronym SFT Sorry for that SGML Standardized General Markup Language SH Same here SH Sh*t happens SHCOON Shoot hot coffee out of nose SHID Slaps head in disgust SHLH Sitting here lauging hysterically SHTS Spit hitting the spam SHTSI Somebody had to say it SICNR Sorry, I could not resist SICS Sitting in chair snickering SIG Special interest group SIG2R Sorry, I've got to run SIIN Sh*t if I know! SIL Sister-in-law SITCOMs Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage SITD Still in the dark SJF Single Jewish female SJM Single Jewish male SLAP Sounds like a plan SLIP Single line in protocol; (or) serial line internet protocol SLIRK Smart little rich kid SLJ Sh*tty little job SLJO Sh*tty little job officer SLM See last mail SMAIM Send me an instant message SMDP System monitoring display protocol SME Subject matter expert SMEF Serious massive existence failure SMEM Send me an email SMHID Scratching my head in disbelief SMMWO Shut my mouth wide open SMO Serious mode on SMOFF Serious mode off SMON Serious mode on SMOP Small matter of programming SMS Short message service SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol SN Screen name (or) So nyah SNAC Sitting naked at computer SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up SNAG Sensitive new age guy SNERT Snotty nosed egotistical rotten teenager SNFIAA Still no f**king idea at all SNR Signal to noise ratio SO Significant other SOB Son of a b*tch SOH Sense of humor SOHF Sense of humor failure SOI Stink on ice SOL Sh*t out of luck (or) sooner or later SOMY Sick of me yet? SOP Standard operating procedure SorG Straight or gay? SOS Help!, (or) "Same old sh*t" SOSO Same old, same-old SOT Short of time SOTA State of the art SOTMG Short of time, must go SOVS Someone very special SOW Speaking of which (sp?) Unsure of spelling SPK Speak SPST Same place, same time SRY Sorry SS Sword swallower SSDD Same stuff, different day SSIA Subject says it all ST Star Trek (or) such that (usually just "s.t.") ST Super tired STATS Age/gender/location check STBY Sucks to be you STD Seal the deal (or) Sexually transmitted disease STFU Shut the f**k Up STFW Surf (or) search the f**king web STIFF "Stiff", said loudly. STM Spank the monkey STR8 Straight STS So to speak STW Surf the web (or) search the web STYS Speak to you soon SUCDIC Situation under control, d*ckheads in charge SUFID Screwing up face in disgust SUITM See you in the morning SUL See you later SUNOILTY Shut up, no one is listening to you SUP What's up? SUSFU Situation unchanged, still f**ked up SUYF Shut up you fool SUYP Shut up you pervert SW Shareware (or) so what? (or) says who? SWAG Scientific wild a*s guess (or) SWAG Stupid wild a*s guess (or) SWAG Software and giveaways SWAK Sealed with a kiss SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss SWCOC Special wishes, comments, or corrections SWDYRTW Since when do you rule the web? SWDYT So what do you think? SWF Single white female SWHT Sweetheart SWIM See what I mean? SWL Screaming with laughter SWM Single white male SWMBO She who must be obeyed SWWCFI So what, who cares, f**k it SWYP So what's your problem? SY Sincerely yours SYD So's your Dad SYL See you later SYM So's your Mom SYS See you soon (or) system SysOP System operator SYT Sweet young thing T T2G Time to go TA Thanks again TA Teaching assistant TAF That's all, folks! TAFL Take a flying leap TAFN That's all for now TAFT That's a frightening thought TAH Take a hike TAM Tomorrow a.m. TAMO Then a miracle occurs TANJ There ain't no justice TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch TARFU Things are really fouled up TAS Taking a shower TAW Teachers are watching TBA To be announced TBC To be continued TBD To be determined TBE To be expected TBH To be honest TBYB Try before you buy TC Take care (or) telephone call TCB Taking care of business TCBY Taking care of business, ya'll TCD The cat's dead TCO Taken care of TCOB Taking care of business TCOY Take care of yourself TCS Take care sweetheart TDD The dog's dead TDM Too d*mn many TDTM Talk dirty to me TEOTWAWKI The end of the world as we know it TFB Too f**king bad TFE Too f**king easy TFH Thread from h*ll TFM The f**king manual TFN Thanks for nothing TFS (ctl-alt-del)-three finger salute TFTHAOT Thanks for the help ahead of time TFTT Thanks for the thought (or) tip TFW Totally f**king worthless TFX Traffic TGAL Think globally, act locally TGAL Think globally, act locally TGIF Thank God it's Friday TGTF Thank God tomorrow's Friday THHGTTG The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy THNQ Thank you THO Titty hard on THX Thanks TIA Thanks in advance TIAD Tomorrow is another day TIAIL Think I am in love TIC Tongue in cheek TID Thread is deteriorating (Off Topic) TIE Take it easy TIME Tears in my eyes (often in combination) TILII Tell it like it is TIMTOWTDI There is more than one way to do it TINALO That is not a legal opinion TINAR This is not a recommendation TINJ There is no justice TINSTAAFL There is no such thing as a free lunch TINWIS That is not what I said TIP To insure promptness TIWTGLGG This is where the goofy little grin goes TJATAW Truth, justice, and the American way TKS Thanks TLA Three letter acronym TLC Tender loving care TLG The living God TLGO The list goes on TLK2UL8R Talk to you later TM Trust me (or) Text message (or) Thread mangler TMA Take my advice (or) Too many acronyms TMFA Too many f**king acronyms TMI Too much information TMIKTLIU The more I know, the less I understand TMK To my knowledge TMTC Too many to count TMTOWTDI There's more than one way to do it TMWFI Take my word for it TN Telnet TNOTVS There's nothing on television, so ... TNSO Temptingly naked significant other TNSTAAFL There's no such thing as a free lunch TNT Till next time TNTL Trying not to laugh TNX Thanks TNX Thanks (thanx) TNX 1.0E6 Thanks a million TOBAL There oughta be a law. TOBG This oughta be good TOJ Tears of joy TOM Tomorrow TOPCA Till our paths cross again TOS Terms of service TOT Tons of time TOTC Too old to care TOY Thinking of you TPAE The possibilities are endless TPC The phone company TPM Tomorrow p.m. TPS That's pretty stupid TPS(S) This program sucks (severely) TPTB The powers that be TQM Total quality management TRDMC Tears running down my cheeks. TRDMF Tears running down my face TRDMTL Tears running down my trouser legs TS Tough sh*t TSFY Tough sh*t for you TSOHF Total sense of humour failure TSR Totally stupid rules (or) Terminate and stay resident (program) TSWC Tell someone who cares TT Ta ta (or) take that TT The Two Towers (a Tolkien Book) TT4N Ta-ta for now TTBE That's to be expected TTBOMK To the best of my knowledge TTFN Ta-ta for now TTG Time to go TTKSF Trying to keep a straight face TTL4N That's the lot for now TTM To the moderator TTMNR Take the money and run TTS Tiny tit syndrome TTT Thought that too (or) That's the truth TTTT These things take time TTUL Talk to you later TTUT Talk to you tomorrow. TTWIG That's the way it goes TTYL Talk to you later TTYL8R Talk to you later TTYRS Talk to you real soon TTYS Talk to you soon TU Thank you TUC The Ultimate Chatlist! TUFD The user file died TWAIN Technology without an interesting name TWHAB This won't hurt a bit TWIMC To whom it may concern TWIU That's what I understand TWIWI That was interesting, wasn't it? TWYAS That's what you all say TWYT That's what you think TX Thanks TY Thank you TYCLO Turn your caps-lock off (and stop shouting) TYLE Took you long enough TYT Take your time TYVL,YWEL Thank you very little, You're welcome even less TYVM Thank you very much U U You U-L? You will? U-OK Are you OK? u/l Upload UAE Unrecoverable application error UAE Unrecoverable application error UBD User brain damage UCE Unsolicited commerical e-mail UDS Ugly domestic scene UFO Unidentified Flying (or) Falling Object UGTBK You've got to be kidding UKTR You know that's right U-L? You will? UL Upload UNA Use no acronyms unPC Unpolitically correct U-OK Are you OK? UR You are (or) your URW You are welcome URYY4M You are too wise for me US You suck USU Usually UTC Under the counter; (or) coordinated universal time UTT Under the table UV Unpleasant visual UW You are welcome UY Up yours V <vbg> very big grin VBEG Very big evil grin (usually <vbeg>) VBG Very big grin VBG Very big grin (usually <vbg>) VBS Very big smile VBSEG Very big sh*t eating grin VC Venture capital VEG Very evil grin VES Very evil smile VETLA Very enhanced TLA VFM Value for money VH Virtual hug VM Voice mail VPL Visible panty line VR Virtual reality VRBS Virtual reality bull sh*t VSF Very sad face VT Virtual time VWG Very wicked grin VWS Very wicked smile W <w> Wink W/ With (usually just "w/") W/E Whatever W/O Without (usually just "w/o") W8 Wait W84M Wait for me W8AM Wait a minute W8ING Waiting WAB? What, another bill? WAD Without a doubt WADR With all due respect WAEF When all else fails WAFWOT What a f**king waste of time WAG Wild a*s guess WAHM Work at home Mom WAI What an idiot WALOC What a load of cr*p WAM Wait a minute WAMBAM Web application meets brick and mortar WAN2 Want to WAN2TLK Want to talk WAREZ Pirated software WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant WATRUDOINLTR What are you doing later? WAYF Where are you from? WB Welcome back WC Welcome (or) Who cares? WCA Who cares anyway WCAGA What comes around, goes around WCTYBTWHTKY We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge? WDF What da f**k? WDYMBT What do you mean by that? WDYS What did you say? WDYT What do you think? WE Whatever WEFT Wrong every f**king time WEG Wicked evil grin WEHT Whatever happened to WETSU We eat this sh*t up WEU What's eating you? WFM Works for me WFO Wide full (or f**king) open WG Wicked grin WGAFF Who gives a flying f**k WGAS Who gives a sh*t WHAK With hugs and kisses WIBAMU Well I'll be a monkey's uncle WIBNI Wouldn't it be nice if WIBNIF Wouldn't if be nice if... WIFTAN Waste of f**king time and money WIGAC When I get a chance WIIFM What's in it for me? WIIWD What it is we do WILBI Wouldn't it be lovely if WIMP Windows, icons, mouse pointing WIT Wordsmith in training WITFITS What in the f**k is this sh*t WIZOP Wizard sysop (the primary forum administrator) WL Will WMMOWS Wash my mouth out with soap WMRS Write me real soon WNDITWB We never did it this way before WNOHGB Where no one has gone before WOA Work of art WOB Waste of bandwidth WOFTAM Waste of flaming time and money WOG Wise old guy WOLF Witless one line followup WOM Word of mouth WOMBAT Waste of money, brains and time WOT Waste of time WOTAM Waste of time and money WOWF Witless one word followup WRATGAS Who really and truly gives a sh*t WRK Work WRT With regard to WSD Willing suspension of disbelief WT Without thinking WT? What the...?? (or) Who the...?? WTB Want to buy WTF What (or) who (or) where the f**k WTFDIC What the f**k do I care WTFDIK What the f**k do I know? WTFDYTYA Who the f**k do you think you are WTFIIWT_A What the f**k is it with these __ anyway? WTFO What the f**k! Over! WTFRU Who the f**k are you WTFWT What the f**k was that WTG Way to go! WTGP? Want to go private? WTH What the heck? (or) what the h*ll? WTHDTM What the h*ll does that mean WTMI Way too much information WTMTOYH Way too much time on your hands WTSDS Where the sun don't shine WTTM Without thinking too much WU What's up? WUCIWUG What you see is what you get WUF? Where are you from? WUGAC When you get a chance WWDWIIWD When we do what it is we do WWJD What would Jesus do? WWS Wife wants sex (please wait a tic) WWW World-wide web WWY Where were you WWYC Write when you can WYBMADIITY Will you buy me a double if I tell you? WYCM Will you call me WYGAC When you get a chance WYGISWYPF What you get is what you pay for WYGIWYG What you got is what you get WYGIWYPF What you get is what you pay for WYLABOCTGWTR Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark? WYLASOMWTC Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment? WYP What's your problem? WYRN What's your real name? WYS Whatever you say WYSBANRTWYG What you see bears absolutely no relation to what you get WYSBYGI What you see before you get it WYSIAYG What you see is all you get WYSINEWYGBIC What you see is not exactly what you get but it's close WYSITWIRL What you see is totally worthless in real life WYSIWYG What you see Is what you get WYSLPG What you see looks pretty good WYSOH Where's your sense of humor? WYT Whatever you think WYTYSYDG What you thought you saw, you didn't get WYWH Wish you were here X Y Z X-1-10 Exciting XLNT Excellent XME Excuse me XOXOXO Kisses and hugs XYZ Examine your zipper Y Why (or) yawning Y2K Year 2000 Y3 Yadda yadda yadda YA Yet another YAA Yet another acronym YABA Yet another bl**dy acronym YABSA Yet another bl**dy stupid acronym YAC Are you available to chat? YACC Yet another calendar company YADS Yet another DOS shell YAFA Yet another fine acronym YAFIYG You asked for it, you got it YAFIYGI You ask for it, you get it YANETU You are not expected to understand this YAOTM Yet another off-topic message YAP Yet another ploy YAUN Yet another Unix nerd YBS You'll be sorry YBYSA You bet your sweet a*s YCDBSO You can't do business sitting on your a*s! YCDBWYCID You can't do business when your computer is down! YCHT You can have them YCLIU You can look it up YDKM You don't know me YGBK You gotta be kidding YGBKM You gotta be kidding me YGBSM You gotta be sh*tting me YGIAGAM Your guess is as good as mine YGLT You're gonna love this YGTBK You've got to be kidding YGTBSM You've got to be sh*t-ing me! YGTI You get the idea? YGWYPF You get what you pay for YHB_ You have been ____ YHBT You have been trolled YHBW You have been warned YHGASPL You have got a serious problem, lad! YHGMTPO_ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of ____ YHL You have lost YHM You have mail YHTBT You had to be there YIU Yes, I understand YIWGP Yes, I will go private YKIYEI You killed it, you eat it YKW You know what YKWIM You know what I mean YKYB You know you've been YKYB_TLW You know you've been __ing too long when YKYBHTLW You know you've been hacking to long when YKYBOTLW You know you've been on-line too long when YKYHB?TLW You know you have been ____ too long when YL Young lady YM You mean (or) young man YMMV Your mileage may vary YMMVG Your mileage may vary greatly YNK You never know YOYO You're on your own YR Your (or) Yea, right. (Being sacastic) YS You stinker YSS You suck severely YSYD Yeah, sure you do YTTT You telling the truth? YVW You're very welcome YW You're welcome (or) young woman YWHOL Yelling "woohoo" out loud YWIA You're welcome in advance YWSYLS You win some, you lose some YYSSW Yeah, yeah; sure, sure; whatever ZZ Bored ZZZ You're boring the heck out of me Emoticons :) or :-) happy :-)) very happy :( or :-( unhappy ;) or ;-) wink :-D laughing :-> hey (or) sarcastic :'-) crying with joy ---------------------- :-( frowning, sad :( sad :-< very sad :-c very unhappy :-C very, very unhappy &-| tearful :' crying :'-( crying and sad :'-) Crying/Happy :-| grim :[ really low :-[ pouting :-ll angry ---------------------- ;-) wink; just kidding ;-> sly wink :-T keeping a straight face :^D "I like it!" 8-] "Wow!" :-o "Wow!" or "Shouting" ^5 high five ^ thumbs up (::()::) bandaid (offer of help or support) ---------------------- :*) clowning around (or) drunk smiling face :-{#} from a person with braces :-7 user after a wry statement :-w speak with forked tongue :-r bleahh (sticking tongue out) :-? licking your lips ------------------------ :-@ screaming 8-) wearing glasses :-& tongue tied () hug :-x my lips are sealed >:-( angry, mean O:-) angel :-p sticking out tongue (or) tongue in cheek B-) wearing shades :-D laughing :-() talking to much [:-) wearing a wig :<> Amazed :-, Hmmmm...,smirking :-* kiss :-X big kiss <3 Love Heart %-) confused :o Ooooh,shocked d8:) Cool Guy :'-( Crying :e Disappointed :-).... Drooling face :-O Surprised/shocked &:-) From a person with curly hair #:-) From a person with matted hair |-) Getting tired, asleep [-o yawning [^O sleeping {{name}} Hugs {{{Name of Person}}} Hugging person
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