Dave a.k.a. alan a.k.a. james:
dave dave dave.. wut a guy! ..i'd like you all to get to know him...
Hobbies:
-picking his nose with his extra long pinky nail.
-talks to his imaginary friend (fitzer).
-sits in a corner in an akward position for hours on end.
Diagnosis by Dr. Yu... SCHIZO!!!!!

This is a view of my old old house from dave's window.. that's me in my pyjamas walking home from another one of our sleepovers.. and THIS is the view dave had while my house wuz burnt down to tha ground 3 yearz ago.. witnesses describe the arson as 6'4, brown hair, medium build, WHITE, and a long mothafuckin' pinky nail... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! ..how could you do that to me dave? ..i thought you loved me!!!!???
dave.. GO TO MONTREAL! ..pleeeeaaaase.. you'll luv it! later dude.