Over the past few weeks, we here at Euroeros had just been discussing Linsey and her inclusion on the site. She's been one of our favourites since this site's inception (back in early 2001), but we had never gotten around to including a page for her. Then just last night, I flicked on UK's BBC2 television channel around 2am and there was our Linsey, starring in a British-made short film called Arthur's Amazing Things. It wasn't Citizen Kane, but it was an amusing enough short about office romance, where Linsey played the aptly named Beryl Fforbes-Juggs. Surprisingly, Linsey can actually act. She wasn't called on to do anything too stressful, but she handled the role she was given with aplomb.

The same short film also had an appearance by Emily Booth as the bitchy Denise Clarington-Semi-Skimmed. I had not seen Emily in a non-erotic role before, and she acquitted herself decently, but Linsey would win the acting award... which came as something of a surprise to us!

Born August 7th 1978 in Harrow (UK), Linsey started out like so many of her British glamour contemporaries - topless on Page 3 of the tabloid newspapers. She caused something of a controversy by being featured in a tabloid campaign for the Daily Sport leading up to her first topless appearance on her 16th birthday. Some reports say that her first topless photo actually appeared before her 16th birthday. It came to symbolise all that was wrong with tabloid culture. The incident was even referenced in a set by stand-up comic Ben Elton, before he sold out completely (apparently now known in the business as "doing a Ben"). Photos from this era, taken when Linsey was 15 (no nudity), 16 (topless) and 18, are not available in the US, where people quite rightly tend to be a little more concerned about 15 year old girls being allowed to model topless.

The tattoo on her right shoulder originally said "MUM". Due to her mother's disapproval of her move into hardcore movies, the tattoo was later modified to an astrological design.

In the 1980s era of "bigger is better" you'd think Linsey would have been queen of all she surveyed, but Samantha Fox seems to have captured the public imagination more. Perhaps Linsey was a little too edgy - she always seemed a bit more sexual than Sam, who fitted the required innocent-angel-with-a-huge-rack profile that the public at large required. Certainly if it was a pure competition of size, we reckon Linsey would be the winner in any non-enhanced category. Measurements for Linsey's breasts range from 37" to 46" and from a DD to a HHH cup - we've been unable to get our hands on them to give you a definitive answer :-( It has been reported that in early 2006 Linsey had breast reduction surgery, going from a borderline-unbelieveable 38HHH (post-pregnancy) to a more manageable (and still very impressive) 32DD.

Linsey was married for a short time and did some hardcore videos with her husband, but they later divorced. She also had another moment of tabloid infamy when she streaked at a cricket match. Linsey is also stepmother to adult actress Sophie Dee. Unlike other ex-tabloid queens, Linsey has still got it: she won SCORE Magazine Model Of The Year in 2004... after nearly ten years of posing!

Linsey has one child, Luca Scott Mark Williams, born May 2005. In early 2006 she married ex-footballer Mark Williams in a register office in London, then celebrated at the elite Ivy club, before embarking on a honeymoon in the Bahamas. The couple had a ceremony in Spain the following May.

Here at Euroeros we've always had a high regard for Linsey. And we're not the only ones: as well as her short film appearance described above, she has also appeared in Bo Selecta' and Dream Team in the UK and Howard Stern in the US (see the movie clips below). In March 2004 she appeared on the reality show I'm Famous and Frightened, raising money for charity.

If you like Linsey, we recommend: Daphne Rosen, Kerry-Marie.

Linsey posing for glamour shots:


Linsey in more hard-core times:

• Euroeros Page Three Feature
• Fellow Page 3 model Gail McKenna
• Linsey's official UK site
• Linsey's official US site
• Linsey's entry on IMDB
• Linsey's entry on IAFD

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