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Deep in the Heart of Texas
Red Sox Rule!
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Beyond centerfield the rabble gather for games like wiffle ball and "punch Kenny Rogers in the gut."
Oh captain, my captain. Catcher Jason Varitek warms up starter Matt Clement in the bullpen.
Everyone else warms up the old-fashioned way, sitting on the ground and wiggling your legs for five minutes and cracking fart jokes while pretending to stretch.
Our seats for Wednesday's game were so wicked awesome, manager Terry Francona asked me to get ready in case the game went extra innings.
I'm not saying that it was hot or anything, but the proof is overwhelming.
Up in the nosebleed seats it's hard to tell one team for another, so fans cheer for every hit and out just in case.
Sure it gets sticky, but spraying Coke on fans is proven to ward off heat stroke during particularly steamy ballgames.
Texas needs a pitcher, not a belly itcher! They need a catcher, not a belly scratcher! (Does that stuff ever get old?)
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