Saddam is either pushing up daisies or in a coma. His "speech" yesterday reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live sketch when NBC News records hundreds of possible stories with Tom Brokaw before he goes on a lengthy vacation, including such "possibilities" as former Pres. Gerald Ford being mauled by lions.
Steve has some Musings on the beginning of the war and the loss of Memphis in the NCAA Tournament.
Leaving aside the Michael Moore bunk below, the rest of the Oscars was subdued and all of the winners worthy of the honor. And I'm very happy that Chicago won Best Picture. Still, I hate to see Roman Polanski win Best Director for The Pianist. Call me crazy, but rewarding guys who drug 13-year-old girls and rape them, then flee justice to Europe, aren't really worthy of recognition.
The History Channel (motto: World War II Is The Only Thing Worth Covering) held their 5th annual Harry Awards for excellence in historical filmmaking, airing this past weekend. The five finalists were
Gangs of New York, The Pianist, We Were Soldiers, Catch Me If You Can and Windtalkers.
Always hilarious columnist Dave Barry was one of the comedy writers for this year's Academy Awards, and has a roundup of some of the process involved in making Steve Martin as funny as possible for the Awards.
This war has so polarized people that, Rod Dreher of National Review Online notes, friendships are being lost in the debate. I can vouch for that, having left an online bulletin board that I called home for five years. Despite knowing several of the folks offline as well as online, the worldwide group (Americans from sea to sea, Canadians, Aussies, a Belgian, a sassy Scot, etc.) was always worth an hour of my day.
James Lileks seethes about Iraqis abusing our POWs:
I’m not disheartened by the sight of what those motherless sons of bitches did to the captured troops - not in the sense of wishing we would curl up and whimper Mommy and scamper back home. My first reaction was to wish that we’d identify the location of a Special Republican Guard unit, replace the B in MOAB with P, and drop the Mother Of All Payback on them. This intemperate emotion conflicts with the advice of lumbering pseudoprole Michael Moore, seen earlier this week wearing a button that said “Shoot Movies, Not Iraqis.” Well, Mike, the Iraqis shot a movie about the shooting of Americans; what now?      Speaking of Moore, if you watched the Oscars tonight you saw that his lying piece of filth won Best Documentary. Naturally, he used his speech for a platform to attack Bush: "We like nonfiction, and we live in fictitious times. We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elect a fictitious president. We…we live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons ... We are against this war, Mr. Bush…shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And anytime you’ve got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up."
I wonder if the protestors will ever protest Iraq's mounting war crimes? Today we have two horrible examples, with the major story being their beating and executing of American prisoners of war, and airing the video on television, all of which are illegal under the Geneva Convention. Second, Iraqi troops are dressing as civilians and ambushing American soldiers, also a war crime.
Amazing story of a non-embedded journalist who learned his lesson when fired upon by Iraqis and saved by American troops.
God bless America and apple pie, because it's baseball season! Which means on Monday night the return of "Baseball Tonight" on ESPN! Yes, springtime is in the air.
The 'shock and awe' of the campaign has been that we haven't needed to use a full-scale bombardment as of yet. We're succeeding with as few attacks as possible, telling troops to hold back from major engagements while getting more and more Iraqi troops to surrender peacefully.
Herald-Sun.com is compiling many of the better pictures of the conflict.
Good piece from a former 'human shield' in today's Telegraph: "Of course I had read reports that Iraqis hated Saddam Hussein, but this was the real thing. Someone had explained it to me face to face. I told a few journalists who I knew. They said that this sort of thing often happened - spontaneous, emotional, and secretive outbursts imploring visitors to free them from Saddam's tyrannical Iraq."
Palestinians, once again on the wrong side of history. Thousands on Saturday took to the streets in the West Bank and Gaza Strip, calling on Muslims to boycott American products and for Arab nations to break diplomatic ties with the United States and Britain. Many chanted old slogans popular during the 1991 Gulf War, urging Saddam's army to strike Tel Aviv.
Gotta love this Guardian columnist is trying to spin that the anti-war protestors, writers, San Fran defecaters, et al, affected the war. As Andrew Sullivan notes, he actually makes the amazing assumption that Washington hawks would actually have wanted to slaughter thousands needlessly, if unrestrained by the puppet-wielding folk in the streets.
Not to toot my company's horn (TOOT! TOOT!), but CNN has a great page dedicated to the war's current events.
Debating the lame name Operation Iraqi Freedom on National Review's Corner, a reader writes, "As you have probably guessed, this clunky name was not the Pentagon's first choice for the Iraqi war. It is my understanding that the DOD brass wanted to call it 'Operation Zionist Infidel Crusader,' but for some reason the State Department objected. Meanwhile, Tom Daschle wanted to call it 'Operation Failed Diplomacy,' but the administration was cool to that suggestion. Karl Rove, I am told, pushed hard for 'Operation Aren't You Glad Gore Isn't President,' but at the last minute, saner heads prevailed." I believe that in Pyongyang they are calling it "Operation Better Get that Uranium Processed PDQ"....
Some Iraqi soldiers apparently shot their officers so they could surrender in Southern Iraq. Of course, this has to be very disappointing to some San Fran protestors, who preferred that ours do so first:
Thus far there are few refugees in Jordan, but some include former "human shields," such as Kenneth Joseph, a young American pastor with the Assyrian Church of the East, told UPI the trip:
Wall Street was happy to get it on. The Dow had its best week since 1982 and has gone up eight straight days for the first time in six years. Also, oil prices dropped by 30 percent in a week.
Is White House nutso reporter Helen Thomas one of Saddam's imposters?
The anti-war protestors in San Francisco this week were even more despicable than first known. The San Fran Examiner reports that at the Civic Center, a group of demonstrators defecated, then left, leaving the mess to be cleaned up by others. After all the hullabaloo, apparently one peaceful protestor forgot to throw their Molotov cocktails, several of which were found in a bag. The protestors also stalled firefighters and police trying to respond to emergencies.
Hmm, apparently my fortune cookie tonight hasn't been reading my blog lately: "You are very expressive and positive in word, act and feeling."
Our troops are more than meets the eye! An Ohio National Guardsman on his way to the Middle East, legally changed his name to Optimus Prime, the Transformers leader. (Thanks to Sydney for the link)
Dad just emailed me this:
Anti-war protestors in San Francisco decided to tick off the choir by shutting down much of the most anti-war city in America. What I really want to mention is a new tactic; some protestors staged a "vomit in." I miss the good ol' days of nude protests.
Anyone else watching the tanks race through the Iraqi desert towards Baghdad, shaking your fist and yelling "Go! Go! Go!"?
As war became imminent, on Monday Tom Das-hole blamed Pres. Bush for having to use force to oust Saddam, and for anything wrong that could happen: “I'm going to the White House this afternoon and I have a pretty good understanding, a pretty good idea what I'm going to hear. And I'm saddened, saddened that this President failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to war, saddened that we have to give up one life because this President couldn't create the kind of diplomatic effort that was so critical for our country. But we will work, and we will do all that we can to get through this crisis like we've gotten through so many.”
I'm home in Atlanta after a late-night drive from Memphis, the best time to drive long distances. I was able to listen to the war coverage throughout, via CNN and Fox News, and couldn't wait to turn on the TV and see the pictures of the soldiers racing north to Baghdad unimpeded.
I've frequently pondered why other countries are so quick to burn the U.S. flag, but Americans never get riled up enough to do the same. Well, enough is apparently enough for students in Connecticut, several of whom at Newtown High School burned a replica French flag on school grounds, then were suspended for creating a "safety hazard." A truly worthy suspension, in my humble opinion.
I'd love to have tons of updates on the war and the NCAA tournament, but the remote has been in the hands of my sister, Stephanie. We took a break from hostilities to watch last night's "Angel," then HGTV, Travel and Animal Planet, then a background on the making of Chicago.
Personally, I've come full circle. Watching the Gulf War as a sophomore in high school in `91, I realized I wanted to work in the TV business, and specifically at CNN. Twelve years later, I'm a Technical Director at CNN Headline News and Bush `43 is ready to finish what his father started.
As Ecclesiastes says, there is a time for war and a time for peace. There's also time to pull out the Top Gun soundtrack and rock with patriotic fever for our troops to win quickly.
Looks like the war has begun. About a half-hour ago, we heard that air sirens began, then Ari Fleischer came to the White House podium and said Bush would speak at 9:15 p.m. CST. Let's pray for a quick finish, and hopefully our special forces already have taken all of Saddam's presidential palaces and grabbed his leaders, if not him.
UPDATE: Too many Democrats are despicable, and willing to give up our freedoms in order to placate Europe and the "world street." Today, among them is Rep. Pete Stark of Calif., who said that President Bush would be responsible for "an act of terror" by launching a massive bombing campaign to oust Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.
      "I'm glum. I've been glum all day," said Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Petaluma. "I'm so saddened and disappointed that we have failed with diplomacy and in so doing are risking the lives of American troops and Iraqi citizens." Well, golly, Lynn, sorry that are inability to force France to withdraw their guarantee of vetoing any resolution makes you glum. Maybe by tomorrow you'll just be gloomy. Then the next, gooey with anticipation that France could join us once it's clear they're on the wrong side of history.
Posted 03/19/03, 8:55 p.m.
   
Time to narrow “American Idol” to the top ten. My three bottom-feeders are Corey, Julia and Charles, and I think, and don’t disagree, that Julia’s time has come and gone. She survived early, I believe, because of the sympathy vote in “Idol” prelims when she was snubbed by happy-blonde Kimberly. But now they’ve made up, and Kimberly has looked and sung well, so Julia’s time is up.
      Best moment: Simon tells country Carmen that she should step in for the Dixie Chicks and take the place of Natalie “I’m ashamed Bush is a Texan” Maines.
Posted 03/19/03, 1:58 a.m.
   
This week's best Vents from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
    - Oh, to be so young again to think that you could sit and have coffee with Saddam and settle things.
    - Those bragging of being protestors during the Vietnam War should admit they spat at and called returning wounded soldiers “baby killers.” One even spat on my uniformed, wheelchair-bound buddy.
    - Who cares if the French don't support us on Iraq? We can just pretend they're on our side, like we did in World War II.
    - A note to the Smart family: No good deed goes unpunished. It's not Smart to welcome a bum into your home.
    - Hooters Air: The airline on which you pray for turbulence.
    - Yo, anti-war folks: How can you claim Saddam's ties to terrorists are a Bush fabrication even as you insist that an attack on Iraq will cause increased terrorist activity here in the U.S.?
    - I'll bet the Pentagon wishes they had the same daily intelligence reports Hollywood gets.
    - The French are the geopolitical equivalent of the Chicago Cubs.
    - The Dixie Chicks will from now on be known as the French Hens.
    - I hate it when they say, "You do the math," and I don't feel like doing any.
Posted 03/18/03, 6:25 p.m.
   
How does the leftie media see us warmongering conservatives? Check this report from Howard Kurtz in yesterday’s Washington Post:
      When a group called the Young Conservatives of Texas was preparing to protest a Bill Clinton appearance in the state, Steve McLinden, a Fort Worth Star-Telegram reporter, used the paper's e-mail to send the group this message:
      "Ah, the heartless, greedy, anti-intellectual little fascists are mobilizing again. (Let me guess. All you frat boys saved up your allowances and monies from your McDonald's jobs for those Beemers you'll be driving to the protest, and those new jackboots you'll be sportin' en route)."
      Editor Jim Witt let McLinden go that day and apologized to the group. "Obviously, reporters have opinions," Witt says. "But we expect our reporters not to express those opinions unless they're columnists."
From the AP: "After watching President Bush's address, Reno said, ‘We will not solve the world's problems by might. I had hoped people would come up with an opportunity for him to save face,’ she said." In response, the Instapundit:
I have found a show that may overtake "American Idol" in reality-show entertainment: "Nashville Star" on USA. I spent a few hours watching the first hour-and-a-half this afternoon with Mom, then sisters Stacy and Stephanie (not country fans for the most part) enjoyed it as well for the second hour-and-a-half live tonight. I am a country fan, and love the Down Home Country Folk on the show and their families and friends. Middle America couldn't be any better represented, and the talent of 3/4 of the finalists is better than any of the "American Idol" finalists, and all have better stage presence.
Sometimes news hits you right in the gut. In the current political hullabaloo, with the Hollywood folks ga-ga over anti-Bush, the entertainers we could count on most were country singers. Well, except the Dixie Chicks.
UPDATE: I think even the aforementioned "Nashville Stars" would have enough common sense not to go after a popular president from Texas during wartime, especially to country fans. The backlash has been tremendous.
Posted 03/12/03, 11:25 p.m.
   
Splendiferous news: Life spans in the U.S. have reached new highs! I’m going to celebrate with a double-bacon cheeseburger and super-large order of freedom fries.
Posted 03/15/03, 2:00 p.m.
   
George Will looks forward to the 2004 elections, when Democrats are asked if they supported the by-then ouster of Saddam without the U.N.’s support:
‘Do you believe that any use of U.S. military power lacks legitimacy unless approved by France, Russia and China?'’ The Republican candidate has already answered.”
Posted 03/15/03, 10:12 a.m.
   
It’s already clear enough that anti-war folks in the streets don’t really give a flip about the Iraqi people they’re supposedly trying to protect. As Jay Nordlinger of National Review put it: "Why don't people of this type care so much about people who are brutalized and killed under tyrannical regimes? When you die at the hands of your rulers, are you less dead than when you die in war?"
      No, it doesn’t matter to them that under Saddam Hussein, according to the Human Rights Watch: “Two decades of oppression against Iraq's Kurds and Kurdish resistance culminated in 1988 with a genocidal campaign, and the use of chemical weapons, against Kurdish citizens, resulting in over 100,000 deaths. . . . Saddam Hussein and others . . . are responsible for a vast number of crimes that constitute genocide, war crimes, and crimes against humanity. The victims of such crimes include up to 290,000 persons who have been 'disappeared' since the late 1970s, many of whom are believed to have been killed.”
      No, as Rev. Jesse Jackson put it, “It’s not about Saddam Hussein,” it’s about being against Bush.
Posted 03/15/03, 10:12 a.m.
   
Just in case you’re starting to get the idea that being pro-Bush isn’t hip nowadays, stop watching the news, because even they’re not reporting their own polls. For instance, CBS didn’t say so, but their latest New York Times/CBS News Poll found that 58 percent of Americans said the United Nations was doing a poor job in managing the Iraqi crisis, a jump of 10 points from a month ago. And 55 percent of respondents in the latest poll would support an American invasion of Iraq, even if it was in defiance of a vote of the Security Council.
      Over at ABC News, "61 percent believe support from the UN Security Council is not necessary to attack," and 71 percent feel UN authorization is not necessary "if allies participate." Hellooo, Britain and Spain.
Posted 03/15/03, 10:05 a.m.
   
Columnist Debra Saunders notes that opponents of war are forced to make odd arguments, too many of which are contradictory in nature. For instance, FBI agent/whistle blower Coleen Rowley sent a seven-page letter to FBI Director Robert Mueller -- via the front page of The New York Times -- Rowley parroted the antiwar corner's oft-made assertion that a U.S. attack on Iraq "will, in all likelihood, bring an exponential increase in the terrorist threat to the U.S., both at home and abroad."
      In other words, “There is no link between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda, but if the United States attacks Iraq, Al Qaeda likely will attack Americans.” Mm, hmm, just like after Afghanistan? Oh, wait…
Posted 03/15/03, 9:35 a.m.
   
Our Security Council fate is in the hands of the "Coalition of Extorters," countries like Guinea, whose president may have had his vote influenced by his witch doctor.
Posted 03/15/03, 9:22 a.m.
   
A fundamental difference between the political left and right, part 21,000: Upon hearing the news that the U.S. test-dropped the MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Bomb), or the "mother of all bombs," liberals gasped and pulled out their signs saying "Drop Bush, Not Bombs." Conservatives cheered and hoped we use many of these in Iraq to shorten the war and lessen casualties.
Posted 03/14/03, 1:00 a.m.
   
Oh dear, oh my, oh goodness. The anti-war folks keep yelling into their grande coffee cups that the pro-Bush forces don’t take them seriously. Well, how about something straight from inspector Hans Blix’s mouth into MTV’s ears:
On big issues like war in Iraq, but in many other issues they simply must be multilateral. There's no other way around. You have the instances like the global warming convention, the Kyoto protocol, when the U.S. went its own way. I regret it. To me the question of the environment is more ominous than that of peace and war. We will have regional conflicts and use of force, but world conflicts I do not believe will happen any longer. But the environment, that is a creeping danger. I'm more worried about global warming than I am of any major military conflict.      Yes, you read that right. Blix thinks that the world should be much more interested in disputed environmental theories than a madman in control of weapons of mass destruction. Chalk up another dumbass for the Euroweenies.
UPDATE: Hmmm, maybe there is something to look for in his search for the Kyoto Cabal: “Coniferous forests around the world may be emitting more smog-causing nitrogen oxides than traffic and industry combined, suggests a report in the prestigious journal Nature.” If this is true, then Blix needs to immediately send his checkers to forests around the world. I can see the protest signs now: Tree Inspections Now! Bush is a Terrorist! (Okay, some things never change)
Posted 03/14/03, 1:00 a.m.
   
The most prominent Sunni Muslim seminary, sponsored by the Egyptian government, has called for holy war against the United States and its allies.
      Strange. I don’t hear anyone on the Left calling this an outrage. But can you imagine if, say, a Baptist seminary such as Southern in Louisville, Ky., issued a statement announcing support for the annihilation of all muslims?
Posted 03/14/03, 1:00 a.m.
   
Kudos to the Senate for approving a ban on partial-birth abortion. The bill now goes to the House, where it is expected to pass easily. President Bush has said he will sign it. Such a horrific act, and too close to infanticide to ever be considered a viable 'procedure.'
Today, the U.S. pulled U-2 surveillance flights after Iraqi jets threatened them.
In La Habra, California today, anti-war protestors decided to get their point out by trashing a 9/11 memorial. La Habra Police Capt. John Rees said he didn't arrest the goons because, "For this to be vandalism, there had to be an ill-will intent,' he said. Um, I hate to be a stickler for personal thoughts, but most people would consider burning and ripping up flags, flowers and patriotic signs to be "ill will."
UPDATE: Police finally made an arrest in the case, and even better, it wasn't for vandalism but assault. This could mean more punishment, hopefully, for one of the anti-war/anti-9/11 memorial folks.
Posted 03/11/03, 2:50 p.m.
   
It's time for the NCAA Tournament, normally one of the most exhilerating times of the year for a sports fan. Although, this year, with Georgia out of the running, my Madness has to deal with the Jim Harrick debacle, not the on-court play. Such a promising season has been double-dribbled into the stands.
Posted 03/11/03, 2:45 p.m.
   
In light of the Ford Championship finale Sunday night/Monday morning that gave quite a stir to golf fans, I propeose The Doral Solution: Since TV mandates that events end about 6 p.m. EST, even in the spring and fall when night falls earlier, tournaments would be required to have lighting on some holes, such as Nos. 17 and 18, plus maybe Nos. 1 or 10 if they are specified playoff holes. Then they can play all night!
Posted 03/11/03, 2:40 p.m.
   
Syndicated columnist and radio talk show host Dennis Prager understands that America needs a cowboy, not an appeaser, in the White House:
George W. Bush is regularly described by American and foreign critics as a "cowboy." They are right, and for this, too, we should thank God. The Europeans and Democrats use that term as an epithet, but for many Americans the image of a lone cowboy fighting bad men is a revered one. Many of us have far more moral confidence in the Lone Ranger than in Jacques Chirac or Kofi Annan. The Lone Ranger rides again. Thank God he does.
James Lileks would like to address those who think our troops would be less effective any time other than winter in Iraq, and his response is as funny and sarcastic as ever: IRAQ'S SECRET WEAPON: A GIGANTIC ORBITING NUCLEAR FUSION DEVICE -- Experts say the heat produced by this object, dubbed "The Sun," could complicate daytime operations by revealing American troop formations. U.S. forces hope to employ a countermeasure the Marines call "the night," but experts note that it takes up to 12 hours to be effective.    Lileks also joins the chorus of folks who just want to get the war on, already:
Today I saw a NEWS ALERT that suggested there might be another UN resolution that would extend inspections another three weeks, and I nearly shed my skin. No, please no. I cannot take another three weeks of UN maneuverings, another three weeks of haughty diplomats lecturing down to the rest of us, another three weeks of pretending Cameroon matters …