Internet Title Match

Creed:You know what the best thing about our next match is Fairbanks old chum?

Fairbanks:Whay's that,actually I probably shouldn't have asked now that I think about it.

C:Ah, but you did,so I shall answer you.The best thing about our next match is that I get to see Faith covered in sweat.

F:You're an ass.

C:Bossom heaving as she stuggles for breath.

F:Just shut up will you!

C:The play of the light on her legs as they open and close invitingly.

F:Keep this up and I'll be forced to tell the Gay Bandit that you are looking at someone else.

C:Bastard,you just had to ruin the moment for me didn't you?

F:This is a wrestling match we are about to present to our viewing audience,not one of your porn flicks.

C:I'll have you know that the quality,not to mention quantity,of my porn collection is second to none,with the exception of Rob Grayson that is.The man has rooms of the stuff.He has one with this chick and this wildebeest,,,

F:Listen to that,it's PODs"YOUTH OF A NATION"and here comes Sean O'Gara accompanied by Ace Diamond.This is a smart move on the part of O'Gara seeing as how his two opponents are more or less a team that is looking to wrest his title away from him.

C:As O'Gara climbs into the ring,Faith and the Masked Man make their way down the ramp.At ring side the two split up and circle the ring in opposite directions,it looks as if they are trying to attack O'gara from two sides at once.

F:Faith looks to be coming in on O'Garas blind side but Ace Diamond destracts her long enough for O'Gara to attack the Masked Man as he tries to make his way into the ring.Ref Mario calles for the bell and this match is underway.

C:Faith looks to be pissed that her plan for attacking O'Gara from behind was ruined and starts to advance on Ace Diamond looking for revenge but Ace wisely runs away.

F:Meanwhile in the ring Sean O'gara is putting the boot to the Masked Man.O'Gara picks upMM and whips him into the ropes,bouncing off the opposite ropes O'Gara catches MM with a flying elbow to the jaw that drops the bigger man like a ton of bricks.

C:Would that be metric or standard?

F:What are you talking about?

C:Well,O'Gara comes from across the pond and over there they measure things differently.

F:Shut up and call the match.

C:Oww look,Faith is sliding under the bottom rope into the ring,notice the way her breasts are all smushed up,lucky sports bra.

F:In his on preverted way my announce collegue called it straight,sort of.Faith has slide into the ring and comes up behind Sean O'Gara as he his beating on the MM and delivers a clip to the back of O'Garas knees.Faith is quickly up and drops an elbow onto the injured knees of O'Gara.

C:Which one was it?

F:What do you mean?It's the left one,uh,I think.

C:I knew it,you were looking at Faiths boobs too.

F:I was doing no such thing,,,well maybe a glimpes.At least I didn't have drool running out of my mouth like you did.

C:Did too.The MM is up and joins Faith as she works over O'Garas injured RIGHT knee.

F:The MM holds O'garas leg out as Faith climbs up onto the second turn-buckle and leaps off to deliver a stomp onto that injured knee.O'Gara is in alot of trouble here.

C:The MM pickes up O'Gara and hits him with a belly to belly suplex.Faith runs and bounces off the ropes and nails O'Gara with a moonsault.Faith covers and the ref moves in for the count 1,2,,,no O'Gara kicks out.

F:Faith looks mad and orders the MM to pick O'Gara up again thenproceeds to lay into him with some lefts and rights.Ace Diamond is up on the ring apron yelling as the ref moves in to break the double team up.

C:Faith goes over to the corner and jumps up onto the top turn-buckle then sits down upon it and watches as the MM works over O'Gara.The MM has O'Gara up and prceeds to military press him over his head.After looking at Faith for her approval the MM lets O'Gara fall crashing to the mat.

F:That got some applause from Faith but the crowd are starting to boo.They don't like the way these two are ganging up on the Irish man.

C:The MM has O'gara up again and locks a bear hug on him.O'Gara screams out and the ref comes in to see if he want to throw in the towel.Ace Diamond is on the outside yelling incouragement to his wrestler but it seems to be falling on deaf ears as Sean looks to be going under.The ref moves in to check on him.He raises the arm once and it falls down.He raises it again and again it falls.He goes to raise it again but realizing what is about to happen Faith jumps off the turn-buckle and smacking the MM on the back of the head orders him to release the hold.The MM conplies and O'Gara falls to the mat.

F:Faith chastizes the MM for a second then pats him on the check.She takes his hand and kisses it then goes for the cover of O'Gara.1,2,,,and again O'Gara kicks out.Faith and the MM can't believe it.

C:The enraged duo begin stomping the hell out of the fallen champ and Ace Diamond is up on the ring apron again yelling for the ref to do something.Faith sees him and runs over and tries to drag him into the ring.ace tries to get loose but can't,wait,Ace has lost his balance and starts to fall off the ring apron.In a desperate attempt to catch himself he reaches out and gets a handful of Faiths hair trying desperately to stop himself but to no avail andd in the process he drags Faith over the top rope and they both fall to the floor and lie there.

F:Aren't you going to run over and give Faith mouth to mouth?

C:Well at the moment she does appear to be unconscious and easy prey but you know what,I prefer to get them drunk and then take advantage of them so I'll pass.

F:Afraid that she'll see footage of the deed and come looking for you later?

C:Exactly.

F:The MM continues to stomp away at Sean O'Gara.He picks O'Gara up by the hair and then wrapping both hands around Seans throat,lifts him in the air and tries to choke the life from him.The ref moves in to break the hold and the MM lets go with one hand and tries to shove Mario away.

C:Mario dodges the shove and the MM looses his balance and trips.He and O'Gara tumble to the mat but O'Garas knee lands in a rather tender spot on the MM.The MM lies there holding his injured jewels as O'gara makes his way to his feet and stumbles to the corner to try and get his second wind.The MM is also up some how and charges O'Gara but O'Gara manages to get his feet up and the MM runs into them knocking the wind out of him.

F:That doesn't stop him though as again he charges O'Gara but this time Sean catches him on the chin with a perfectly placed drop kick.Faith and Ace are starting to stir on the outside as O'Gara climbs to the top turn-buckle.It looks as if he is setting up for a moonsault but the MM is slowly climbing to his feet.The MM is stumbling around looking for O'Gara who is on the turn-buckle behind him.O'gara spins around and leaps doing a four fifty in the air then catches the MM by the neck in mid-flight and hits him with a bulldog.

C:O'Gara goes for the quick cover while Faith tries to get into the ring but can't because Ace has her by the leg keeping her from entering.The ref slides in,1,2,3, and Sean O'Gara has retained his title in spectacular fashion.

Winner -- Sean O'Gara