James Fairbanks: Welcome everyone to UCW: Deadly Reunion. I am your new UCW announcer James Fairbanks, and sitting next to me ... representing the XWC, is Vince Cole.
Vince Cole: That is right. I am here to keep the biased UCW announcers from putting down our wrestler like we know you would.
J: That is great Vince. But before we go to our first match, we have a little word from out sponsors ...
V: What the hell? Are you kidding?!?! Lets just get to the matches!
J: Now to get on with our show. Our first match will be between two of the women of XWC ... and also will be to crown the first ever UCW Womens champion.
V: Two XWC stars? What about the Huntress? Her "alliance" with UCW alumni Rob Grayson has got many people wondering what side she is even on.
J: What do you mean? They respect each other, and are now the XWC Tag Team Champions. What else is there?
V: Well here comes Huntress now, and look who is with her, it is Rob Grayson. What does this tell you?
J: What? Here comes Tiny Lighting, and she has Zhang on her side. I guess Rob is just out there to make sure Zhang doesn't become a factor so this will be a fair match between Huntress and Tiny.
V: Well both Rob and Zhang talk to the women giving them some stategy before the match, while Tiny and Huntress face off. Rob and Zhang head to the outside, and the bell rings, and now both women tie up, and Tiny takes an early lead with an arm bar on Huntress.
J: Huntress rolls into a reversal and into an armbar of her own. She wrenches the arm of Tiny, but then Tiny with a shot to the stomach of Huntress, which causes Huntress to let go. Tiny follows up with a side headlock to Huntress.
V: Huntress with a grab to the hair of Tiny brings her to the ropes, then she whips off Tiny, who bounces off the ropes again, and then ducks a clothesline from Huntress. Then Tiny Lighting with a drop kick sends Huntress to the outside.
J: Rob goes to the aid on Huntress to make sure Zhang does not try anything while on the outside. He is now giving tips to Huntress.
V: Now here comes Tiny, and she nails Rob in the chest with a baseball slide which sends him against the guard rail. Looks like she wants to keep this match going. She then approaches Huntress, but then Huntress grabs her and throws her into the steel ring stairs.
J: Now it is Huntress with the advantage, she takes Tiny and rolls her back into the ring. Huntress makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, only a two count. Huntress picks Tiny up and brings her into the corner, and chops her across the chest.
V: Huntress with another chop to the chest, the yell of "whooooo" erupts from the crowd. Huntress then whips tiny to the other corner, and attempts top follow up with a clothesline ... but Tiny manages to get a foot up and surprises Huntress with a kick to the face. Tiny then with a second rope elbow to the throat of Huntress, and a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... only a two count.
J: Tiny picks Huntress up, and grabs her and begins to climb the ropes, it looks like she is going for a Tornado DDT, but then Huntress counters to a Northern Lights Suplex. 1 ... 2 ... no, Zhang reached into the ring and pulled the referee to the outside. Now that isn't right.
V: Zhang and the referee are exchanging words, while in the ring Huntress is picking up Tiny once again ... but suddenly Tiny with a small package ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... my god, the referee is still outside.
J: Now here comes Rob Grayson, she rolls over Tiny and Huntress, so now Huntress is on top of the small package and Tiny's shoulders are being pinned. He goes to the outside and nails Zhang, and points the ref to the ring, he goes back inside ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Huntress wins!
V: With an assist to Rob Grayson!
V: Now before this match gets started, we should point out that due to the events last night at XWC's Saturday Slaughterhouse show, Infernal Freak has become the UCW Hardcore Champion once again, and this match will now be a title vs title Match. So the winner of this match now has the chance to become a dual Hardcore Champion for the UCW and the XWC.
J: That is right, last night Infernal getting the win over former UCW World Champion Shadow to win the UCW Hardcore Title. And now he will defending it here tonight against XWC hardcore Champion Big Bad Boswell.
V: And this match will not be taking place in the ring, this match will be taking place in a special Octagon that is being lowered into the ring. And from each wall of this Octagon, is a different Weapon. So this should be a real interesting match up.
J: Here comes the Infernal Freak now. What a role he has been on lately, now he is a two time UCW Hardcore Champion. We at UCW are proud of the Infernal Freak. Infernal climbs into the ring, and then into the Octagon.
V: Well here comes XWC's Hardcore Champion, Big Bad Boswell. Now this match was his idea, so he will be at home in this Octagon. Boswell follows Freak into the Octagon, and the door is closed.
J: Both belts are displayed, and there goes the bell, both men begin to circle each other. Both Boswell and Infernal are close to the same size, so this is two big men we have in the Octagon right now.
V: They lock up, and they try to force the other into the side of the cage where they can pummel on their opponent and soften them up.
J: Boswell with a go behind and tries to push IF face first into the steel mesh, but Freak block and elbows Boswell in the side of the head. Freak then grabs the stunned Boswell and attepts to throw him into the side of the cage, but then another block by Boswell, who them slams Freak face first into the cage.
V: Boswell isn't going to stop there. He is now grating the face and forehead of Infernal Freak. We have blood already. Infernal Freak is getting mashed.
J: Infernal reaches up and grabs a steel chair that hanging on the inside of the cage. Then heswings backwards and nails Boswell on the top of the head with the chair. That was IF's best defense.
V: Boswell falls backwards. It looks like he has been busted open to. We have blood folks, I love it.
J: Infernal Stands over Boswell and jabs him several times in the ribs with the chair. Now he holds it across the thraot of Boswell. He is tring to choke Boswell out.
V: The referee checks Boswell, but Boswell's shoulders will not stay on the mat, so no pinfall. But if he keeps getting choked like this, he might pass out and lose this match and his title.
J: Infernal attempts to nail Boswell with the chair once again, but his time Boswell rolls out of the way, and Freak misses and hits the mat. Freak moves over to Boswell for one more try, but this time Boswell punches Freak in the stomach. Then Boswell with a DDT out of no where, now him and Freak are both down.
M: Both are slowly crawling to the sides of the cage, most likely to attempt grabbing another weapon. Both are at the sides, and pulling them selves up the wire mesh. Boswell manages to take a hold of a kendo stick, and IF has got a ... hockey stick?
J: Well ... what do you expect from a fed that is run by Canadians? Both men take a wild swing at each other, but they both end up blocking with their weapons. Both men are parrying each others shots.
V: IF dodges a swing, and manages to get behind Boswell and lift the hockey stick up to nail Boswell in the family jewels. Boswell is stunned, and not IF attepts a russin leg sweep with the hockey stick across the throat of IF. But then Boswell with a kick back, and a low blow of his own.
J: Boswell staggers to the side of the cage once again, and this time he grabs a trash can, and puts it over the head of IF. He then picks up a baseball bat ... this isn't going to be pretty.
V: Boswell winds up, and then nails the side of the trash can with the bat. Then again, and again, and again. Freak falls in a heap. Boswell pulls Freak out of the can, and then picks him up, it looks like he is going for the Emeral Fusion.
J: Yes, and there it is. Boswell nails the Emeral Fusion, and makes the cover. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Big Bad Boswell wins this match, and becomes the new UCW Hardcore Champion. He now holds both the UCW and XWC Hardcore Titles. What a match was for both these men.
F: Ladies and gentleman it’s time for our next match. Spike Roberts is making his way down the ring by Papa Roach’s “Last Resort.”
C: Oh no..... He is flying to the ring! Yes...we all can see he is making his way down the ring. Great observation, genius.
F: And now Vixen is coming down the ramp.... And the crowd’s reaction is not very overwhelming. The two are facing each other in the ring now and both look deadly serious. I think this one will be a slobberknocker.
C: Yeah, know they are trash talking to each other. By the time they finish talking and start the match Vince McMahon would buy UCW .
F: Well, I don’t think that will happen. Here goes Spike by throwing a right...but wait a minute ... he stops just couples of inches away from Vixen’s face...they two are smiling ... oh my god ...what the hell is going on.
C: They are hugging now. And now Shadow is making his way down ramp with a Kindred Jacket. He just gave that jacket to Spike. Look at Spike wearing the jacket ... Look at him raising Spike and Vixen’s arms in the air... someone just turned his back on UCW ...hahahahahaha.
F: Well I can tell you that fans are not being nice about this and I have no idea what the hell Spike is thinking. They are making their way backstage and look at the sick smirk on Spike’s face...
F: Well, its time for our Internet Title championship match.... A 3 way dance! Ickeez is walking to the ring accompanied by his manager Orgasma.
C: Ewwwww. Reminds me of that stupid comedy movie called Orgasmo.
F: And here comes Blade.... it looks like he can’t wait for the match to start ...he quickly slides under the ropes and gets in a brawl with Ickeez. Blade now has the smaller Ickeez in the corner and is pounding him with right and lefts...
C: Here comes Hazard. He slides into the ring and joins Blade and starts pounding on Ickeez. Your UCW wrestlers are very fair, Fairbanks.
F: Blade and Hazard grab Ickeez’s arms and Irish whip him to the opposite corner. Blade turns and takes down Hazard with a short-armed clothsline. It looks like the double-teaming was just a strategy and the two have no sort of alliance here.
C: How can you have an alliance in a three-way dance? There is only one winner. Blade runs toward Ickeez who is still lying tiredly on the opposite turnbuckle. Here he comes ...but Ickeez moves out of the way just in time! He sneaks behind Blade and takes him down with an inverted DDT.
F: He goes for a cover...1..2, shoulders up. It is still too early in the match. Ickeez pick up Blade but here comes Hazard who takes down both of them with a double clothsline. Hazard picks up Ickeez by the head and body slams him on Blade’s body.
C: Hazard moves back, bounces off of the ropes and tries to elbow drop the two but the both move out of the way. Blade and Ickeez get up quickly and starting stomping on Hazard before he can get up.
F: Blade and Ickeez pick up Hazard just to take him down again with a double suplex. Blade gets Hazard in a modified camel clutch. Ickeez quickly stops the Blade by a kick to the face. I think Blade was just doing that to wear down Hazard, but Ickeez can’t risk anything.
C: Exactly, UCW wrestlers even submit to hand shakes. Now Hazard and Ickeez are teaming up. They both pick up Blade and whip him to the corner. Ickeez tries to whip Hazard to Blade next, but Hazard counters and whips Ickeez to Blade.
F: Ickeez collides with Blade and struggles backwards. Hazard gets him with a school boy pin. 1... 2 ...Blade kicks Hazard just in time to make the save. Hazard gets up and throws a punch toward Blade’s jaws. Blade struggles back a little and Hazard gets him by his head. He is trying to powerbomb Blade, but he is having difficulty with the 6’8 295 Ibs Blade. But here comes Ickeez to help Hazard ...and what a double powerbomb! Hazard quickly goes for the pin, but Ickeez breaks it.
C: What was Hazard thinking? Can’t he see Ickeez is standing there? Ickeez headbutts Hazard who struggles back against the ropes. Ickeez sends Hazard out of the ring with a clothsline and then dives over the ropes himself and lands on Hazard!
F: Outside Ickeez picks up Hazard and whips him to the ring stairs! Ickeez grabs Hazard’s hair to pick him .... But a very tired Hazard counters with a punch to Ickeez’s stomach! I can tell you ladies and gentleman that Hazard won’t give up that easily. He is one tough SOB.
C: A SOB? Maybe ... Tough.. I don’t think so. However I had to admit he is putting up a good fight. Hazard smashes Ickeez’s head to ring post. Ickeez is busted open! Hazard looks at the ring and sees Blade is getting up. Hazard picks up Ickeez and puts him on the German announcing table. He is signaling something to Blade. *cough* cheaters...
F: I don’t they are cheating, but just a part of strategy. They are just trying to put one man down so they have to fight just one more opponent, not two. Blade is on top of the ropes...and here HE COMES WITH A TOP ROPE LEG DROP ON GERMAN ANNOUNCING TABLE! The table collapses so does Ickeez.
C: Well, he is done for the match. Blade also hurt himself a little too. Hazard picks him up and slides him into the ring. Meanwhile Orgasma is leaning over Ickeez to make sure he is ok, but she is getting no response. Couples of EMTs rush them but Orgasma violently sends them back.
F: Well she has lots of faith in Ickeez wants him to continue the fight. Meanwhile in the ring Hazard still has control over Blade. I don’t how much Blade has left in him.
C: Not much ... I can tell you. Hazard whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a spinebuster where is bounced back. He goes for the cover 1...2 ...shoulders up! Hazard picks him up again but Blade counters him with a kick to stomach followed by a Double Arm DDT!
F: Blade goes for a cover, it could be all over. 1..
C: Orgasma just put Hazard’s leg on the ropes!
F: 2.... Referee sees Hazard’s leg on the ropes just in time and stops the count. Well, I don’t think Orgasma did that for Hazard’s well being, but for Ickeez’s. Blade would have won which means Ickeez would have lost the Internet title. A frustrated Blade is up and is shouting something to Orgasma ... Orgasma gets on the apron, but referee Davidson is stopping her...
C: Hazard gets Blade in a school boy ...but no one is counting because the referee is still arguing with Orgasma!
F: Finally the referee notices the pin and starts the count...1 ...2... Blade kicks up in time. However Hazard could have had that one if the referee wasn’t distracted. Things are now even, what a match ladies and gentlemen!
C: Blade and Hazard both are up...they lock up. Blade gets Hazard in a headlock, but Hazard pushes Blades to the ropes. Blade is bounced off the ropes, but he gets Hazard with a kick to stomach. He grabs his Hazard’s throat...he is going for the Cutting Edge!
F: BUT OH MY GOD! LOOK ... ICKEEZ IS UP! Ickeez climbs the ropes from outside ... and gets Blade with a DIVING SPEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE AS BLADE RAISED HAZARD IN A MILITARY SLAM POSITION FOR THE CUTTING EDGE! All three of these men are down and hurt and are not moving on the ground.
C: The referee starts a count ....... 5 the three men are struggling to get up ...6..7.. They are almost on their feet...8...9 and three of them are up!
F: Hazard and Ickeez hesitate in no time as the grab Blade and whip him to the ropes and send him out of the ring with a double clothsline.
C: Hazard turns to Ickeez but Ickeez gives him no time with a clothsline of his own. He picks him up and umm..physcho something!
F: Physchotica! That is Ickeez’s finisher. 1...2 ...3 .... Ickeez defends the Internet title! But looking at that blood on his face ... we know that it wasn’t easy.
C: Well Jackal is in the ring and here comes Shadow. We just saw him few minutes ago ...hahaha. They are facing off in the ring. Jackal throws a right, but he is blocked and Shadow is countering with some right hands of his own. Jackal struggles back and Shadow clothslines him over the ropes. These cruiserweights, they always think they are so good.
F: Well Jackal has proven he is a great competitor many times in the past. He doesn’t stay down for long outside and slides in the ring but he is stopped and stomped by Shadow.
C: Shadow picks him up and Irish whips him to the corner. Shadow charges toward him.... But JACKAL stops the running Shadow with a superkick to his face! Jackal quickly goes for a pin ... 1... 2... 3!
F: Jackal just stole this one quicker than we all thought! What a surprising quick finish! He is now the number 1 contender to UCW’s World Championship.
V: Now it is time for our main event. This should be an interesting match up, where the XWC World Champion will be fighting the UCW World Champion, with the UCW World Title on the line. Tonight is a night Adam Lax can become a dual World Champion. We've already seen Big Bad Boswell win the UCW Hardcore title, so maybe Adam can pull off the same thing.
J: Well that is easier said than done Vince. So far the UCW World Champion Maziar Sardar has only had one lose in his UCW career, and the was against the now retired Ravnos. And even then, he went toe to toe with Ravnos up until the last second, and Ravnos only won because he was able to get up one second before Maziar in a Last Man Standing Match. Maziar's shoulders were never pinned in any match up yet.
V: Here comes the XWC Champion now. Adam Lax has even competed here in UCW before, but now he is the XWC champion, how far he has come since then.
J: I am sure Maziar is fully aware of the abilities of Adam Lax. And here he comes now, followed by Hiroko, his new body guard. Maziar has been a riches to rag and back to riches story if their ever was one. He is even the former owner of XWC until Maziar Sardar Enterprises went bankrupt, but now he has his fortune back apparantly, and he is still the UCW World Champion.
V: The UCW Belt is displayed, and there goes the bell. Both wrestlers face off and are throwing punches at each other. Now wrestler is gaining a clear advantage over the other just yet.
J: Maziar grabs Adam, and then throws him into the ropes, Adam bounces off, and Maziar cathes him with a belly to belly that sends him to the outside.
V: Adam looks like he was caught off guard, and he begins to walk around outside. But Maziar slides out and chases after him. Adam is back in the ring, and Maziar climbs in after him, but it then caught with a kick to the stomach by Lax.
J: Lax is stomping away on Maziar. Now Lax is choking Maziar on the second rope. The referee is starting a five count, but Lax breaks the hold at four. But then Lax starts choking Maziar again, and this time Lax runs to the other side of the ring, and comes bacn and crashes knee first on the back of Maziar.
V: Lax tries again, but this time Maziar moves at the last second, and Adam Lax crotches himself on the second rope. Now Maziar takes advantage of the stunned Lax, and DDTs him onto the mat. Maziar covers ... 1 ... 2 ... only a two count when Adam kicks out.
J: Maziar now starts to drive his knee into the leg of Adam Lax. Looks like he is attempting to soften up Adam's ankle for the Pasargard. But Adam is fighting back, and kicks Maziar in the head and stuns him.
V: Lax struggles to his feet, and manages to limp over to the corner and attempts to take a breather. But Maziar follows, but is met by kick by Adam. Adam rushes out and attempts a clothesline, but Maziar ducks, and attempts a clothesline of his own.
J: Adam ducks that, and tried for a kick to the stomach of Maziar, but Maziar catches his foot. But them Adam attempts and enziguri, but Maziar ducks ... Maziar holds onto the foot of Adam ... and there is the Pasargard!
V: Adam struggles to try make it to the ropes, but Maziar keeps dragging him to the middle of the ring. Adam has no choise and taps out. A great try for Adam. What a PPV this was. Good bye folks.