Four Corners Match - Jack Heart Vs. Chris Boswell Vs. Inferno Vs. me
Next Chris Boswell comes out and gets a mix greeting from the crowd. This guy is dangerous. Boswell makes his way to the ring and waits outside on the steel ring steps. The crowd is on their feet as Inferno comes out from backstage. He is really a crowd favorite and nobody, I mean nobody, ever thought we would see this guy back in the UCW ring. This is a real treat folks because this guy is old school UCW! Inferno shakes hands with the fans lined up along the steel ramp and looks more focused with each step towards the ring. Last, but not least, Jack “The Heartthrob” Heart Makes his way out of the locker rooms with is belt in hand. His title is not on the line tonight and this is a standard four corners match. Two men in the ring at a time and anybody can tag anybody in to the match.
Heart walks past Inferno and hops up on the apron. Heart puts a knee on the middle rope and forces it down as he lifts the top rope with one hand. With the other he waves for Inferno to enter the ring. Classy move for the current UCW big dog which gets a smile and a nod of appreciation from Inferno who steps into the ring. Immediately me comes flying off the opposite rope and nails Inferno with a big shoulder. Both wrestlers fall to the canvas and the bell rings as Heart and Boswell both retreat to a corner outside the ring ropes and wait for a tag from someone.
Inferno is first to rise and he picks me up be the hair. Inferno looks to be giving the rookie an earful of obscenities. Me swings a big round house right at Inferno but it is blocked. Inferno double underhooks me and does a belly to belly suplex. Me slams hard on the mat. Inferno is up and picks me up by the arm and sends him sailing across the ring into the turnbuckles and is coming in hard right behind me with a huge avalanche! Boswell is stretching his hand out towards Inferno for the tag. Inferno tags him alright, right in the kisser with a huge elbow that sends Boswell to the floor below the ring. Inferno turns and puts me in a headlock and takes off. Bulldog right in the middle of the ring! Inferno is up and walking towards Heart. Inferno stops in the corner and raises the top rope with one hand while he pushes his knee into the middle rope. He motions for Heart to come in and makes the tag.
Heart tags Inferno and kicks me, who is on all fours in the center of the ring, right in the ribs. Me falls back to the mat. Heart scoops up me and jackhammer slams him hard back to the mat. Heart pulls me up by the head and carries him over to Boswell’s corner. Heart takes me’s hand and stretches it out toward Boswell offering it for the tag. Boswell tags me’s hand and then punches Heart in the face before he steps through the ropes. Heart takes several steps backwards and is shaking his head as Boswell charges and clotheslines Heart into the corner. Boswell steps up on the second rope and begins punching down on Heart’s face. The crowd begins to count the punches….three, four, five, six…..Inferno enters the ring and charges past the referee. Inferno throws an uppercut and catches Boswell right square in the nuts. Boswell grabs his jewels and falls straight back on to his back. He is in a lot of pain right now and Inferno stomps him a couple of times for good measure before the referee can get him back to his corner.
Heart looks weary and he is stumbling across the ring towards me for a tag. About five feet from tagging me in, Boswell crawls on all fours and is able to pull Heart down by his ankles stopping the tag. Boswell goes for and inside cradle and the referee counts to two but Heart kicks out. Heart shoes Boswell in the head and dives towards me’s outstretched hand for the tag. Heart rolls under the ropes as me springs over the top rope into the ring.
Me quickly shoots across the ring and rebound off of the ropes sending back towards Boswell. Me launches and lands a flying headbutt on “The Icon”. Immediately me goes for an ankle lock and Boswell instantly begins to show signs of the painful hold. The referee steps in and is looking for a tap out. Boswell’s arm goes up and he begins to tap out….wait, no he grabs the ropes! Boswell got a fistful of rope and the ref makes me let go of that ankle. Boswell is up and walking gingerly on that ankle. Me comes charging but Boswell is able to leg sweep me just before impact! Me falls with his throat across the middle rope and Boswell is quick to apply pressure on the back of me’s head. The referee tries to get Boswell to stop choking me but too late, the damage is done. Boswell lets go and me falls to the canvas.
Boswell limps over to the corner of Inferno. The two UCW superstars begin staring each other down. Boswell has a few choice words for Inferno, which gets a grin out of the legend. Now Boswell is showing his respect for Inferno. He tags Inferno and he to press a knee into the ropes and Inferno climbs into the ring. Inferno picks me up and props him in the corner. Inferno throws a huge right hook that catches me in the face, and another. Inferno winds up and swings again but he went to the well one to many times with that one because me blocks the punch and eye rakes Inferno, who stumbles backwards. This kid is something else!
Me Irish whips Inferno across the ring and then nails him with a swinging neck breaker. Me quickly picks up Inferno and powerbombs him hard to the mat. At the top of the ramp, Boswell emerges with someone in a head lock. Who is that? Anyone’s guess because he has a pillowcase over his head! Me begins kicking Inferno in the side. Inferno traps me’s leg and he use a leg bar to bring me to the ground. Inferno goes for a full nelson and stands me up. Boswell is now at ringside with the mystery man. Boswell begins yelling at Inferno. Inferno stands in the center of the ring with me in a full nelson. Boswell lifts the pillowcase off of the mystery man! Look….it is the other wrestler who calls himself INFERNO! Boswell shoves him under the ropes. Inferno gets a shit eating grin on his face and he tosses me off to the side. Me crashes hard into the corner where Heart is standing. Me begins to take off back at Inferno but Heart grabs the rookie by the arm and pulls him back into the corner. Me turns to Heart and begins yelling at the champ. “The Heartthrob” grabs me by the head and pulls him in close. Heart begins whispering into me’s ear and me begins to relax and smiles. Me shakes his head yes and then steps out of the ring.
Inferno starts cracking his knuckles as he walks towards the man who stole his name. The phony Inferno begins shaking his head no and holds his hands up in mercy. Inferno stops and looks at the cowardly imposter. A moment of introspection and Inferno stretches his right hand out to call a truce. The imposter gladly takes Inferno’s hand and seems to be relived. Inferno smashes a knee into the imposter’s stomach and doubles him over. Like lightning, Inferno pumphandle slams the imposter and quickly gets up for some more punishment.
Inferno picks him up and absolutely crushes the imposter with a sit-out powerbomb. Inferno puts the imposter in chicken wing and stands him up. He walks the imposter over to a vacant corner and props him up in the ropes. Inferno steps out of the ropes and climbs the outside of the turnbuckle. He bends over and picks the imposter up. Holy hell! Inferno is setting up for a belly to belly off of the top rope! He leaps and extends in the air. They crash hard through the announcer’s table and neither seem to be moving. Check that, Inferno is moving. He grabs the microphone out of Jack Creed’s hand and then grabs the imposter by the hair, he speaks.
“Look punk, I am the one and only Inferno and that is that! You want to come out here and parade around like you are me? You want to ride my coattails after I retired from the ring? Inferno conjures up thoughts of skill and thoughts of tons of freaking heart! So far you haven’t shown me spit! I gave you the opportunity to gracefully change you name without the public humiliation but no, you wanted to play hardball. Gee, Inferno is retired, he’ll never catch up with me. He’ll never sink his hooks into me. I am Inferno now…..
Inferno blows one nostril onto the imposters face.
“….guess what bitch? You were wrong! I was watching and planning. I knew if I laced them up in the UCW arena again I would be able to hunt you down and punish you for your sins against MY name. Boswell, thanks for saving me the hunt.”
Inferno looks over to the corner that Boswell was in but his is nowhere to be found. Suddenly there is commotion in the other corner. Look, Boswell smashes Jack Hearts head into the ring post and splits him wide open. Heart falls to the ground and Boswell quickly grabs a steel chair. Boswell begins punishing the champ with that chair. The seat busts off of the chair and Boswell tosses it to the floor.
Inferno stands on the half of the announcer’s table that isn’t destroyed and picks up the imposter. Inferno puts the imposter’s head between his knees and piledrives him through the other half of the announcers table. The bell falls off of the table and lands on the ground. Someone had better ring that damn thing because this is getting out of control in a hurry.
Inferno takes a camera cord and wraps it around the imposter’s neck. The imposter is turning blue. Me sneaks over and picks up the bell. Inferno lays the unconscious imposter across the barricade and puts him in an elbow lock. Inferno begins to apply serious pressure and that arm is bowing!
Boswell is stomping the hell out of Jack Heart on the other side of the announcer’s table. Me comes in and nails Boswell on the back of the head with that bell and Boswell’s head explodes in blood! Boswell falls across the barricade. Me whips Boswell into the steel ring steps and they clang as they fall apart. Me rushes over to Boswell and looks down at him. He then walks back over to Jack Heart and helps him up. He puts Heart’s arm over his neck and begins walking him back up the ramp to the locker room.
Inferno is still applying torque on the imposter’s arm. SNAP! That was heard all over the arena folks! Inferno just broke his arm! The arm falls morbidly against the barricade. This the officials rush over and pick up the bloody bell and ring this match out! The referee is waving the match off…..DQ! The only winner in this match is Inferno. He won back his name and in doing so it is forever retired….that is unless he decides to come back to the UCW for more action. What a start to tonight’s card folks! Boswell adds fuel to the fire and make a statement to Jack Heart. No doubt that Boswell will be gunning for Heart’s title really soon! Let’s not forget the showing that me gave tonight. He had the crap knocked out of him by three different wrestlers and proved that he can hang with the big boys of the UCW. Looks like he saved Heart’s bacon tonight too. Wonder where this one is going folks?
The lights of the meat packing plant begin to flicker and “March of the SOD” begins to play across the crap cheap intercom speakers of Stumpy’s. Desperado has got to be near. Reble stops pounding the meat and begins pacing back and forth on the look out for Desperado.
Out of no where Desperado charges in to the meat locker and slams a side of beef into the backside of Reble’s head. Tommy falls to the ground and the side of meat falls on top of him. Desperado quickly grabs the large hook out of the meat and is swing for Tommy’s head. Reble in thinking on his feet and he blocks the hook with the side of beef. The hook barely misses Reble’s forehead.
Reble leg sweeps Desperado and hops to his feet. Tommy begins kicking Desperado in the head several times. Tommy begins looking for a weapon of some sort, anything now that Desperado is trying to shake the cobwebs out. Reble finds a large ass butcher’s knife and stabs towards Desperado. Desperado rolls to his side but not before Tommy is able to cut into Desperado’s shoulder.
Desperado roundhouse kicks Reble in the nuts while laying on his side. Tommy doubles over and Desperado looks at his shoulder and back to Reble. Desperado grabs Reble by the hair and walks him over to the stainless steel counter of the butcher’s area and clangs his head on to the counter. Reble’s fore head is split wide open. Desperado takes Tommy’s hand and is trying to stuff it into a meat grinder. Sausage anyone? Desperado flicks the switch and wakes the grinder up. Reble is fighting but Desperado has his hand on the top of the feed tube of the grinder.
Reble is able to grab hold of a large mallet type meat tenderizer with his free hand. He winds up and nails Desperado in the back of the head with it. Desperado falls to one knee and lets go of Reble’s hand on the meat grinder. Tommy winds up again and smashes the meat tenderizer into Desperado’s head. There is an awful thud sound and Desperado falls to his stomach on the floor, which is covered in fat, meat scrapes and clotting blood.
Reble leaves the meat locker to search for a weapon. What is he looking for? Through the plexiglass we can see Tommy tearing the place apart. Meanwhile, Desperado is moving….very slowly, but moving none the less. Desperado manages to get to his feet and staggers into a totally different room. Desperado comes back into the meat locker with this large odd gadget. What the hell is that? Desperado aims the weapon at a side of beef and squeezes the trigger. POP! A large bolt flies out of the tube and splats deep into one of the sides of beef. Holy crap! That is the bolt gun that they use in the slaughterhouse to kill the damn cows before they butcher them.
Reble barges back into the meat locker with bone cutting saw. Plunk! A bolt nearly misses Tommy’s head and embeds into the wall by the door. Plunk! Another bolt barely missed. Reble is wondering what the hell that noise is and where in the hell is Desperado at?
Just as Desperado levels the bolt gun to Reble’s head, Tommy catches a glimpse of Desperado. POP! Desperado sends a bolt flying across the meat locker. Reble dodges for cover but too late. Reble is hit! Reble is hit! Wait…no grazing blow to the side of his head. Desperado discards the bolt gun and charges. Huge clothesline that knocks the slightly stunned Reble on his ass! Desperado puts his knee across Tommy’s throat and proceeds to double fist Reble’s face. None stop….one after the other….left, right, left right.
Reble’s face is a mess! Somehow Tommy has enough presence of mind to attempt to defend himself. Slowly he gets a good grip on that bone saw. With one quick motion he flicks the start switch, holds the trigger throttle down and swipes at Desperado. Immediately Desperado is up quickly in a natural reaction.
The camera zooms in on the blade of the bone saw. Slowly the blade begins to die down now that Reble has let go of the trigger. Desperado looks at the blade as it comes to a stop. The blade is covered in blood!
Desperado looks down and there is a large gash in his black leather pants….his thigh has been filleted open with that bone saw. Desperado’s eyes go blank and it is hard to tell if anyone is inside that large body any more. No emotions are present. Desperado slowly begins to walk towards Reble. Reble begins teasing the bone saw by quickly hitting the trigger and then letting off….over and over. This does nothing to Desperado. Desperado is about 10 feet away now and Reble charges with the bone saw.
Text book toe hold and down goes Tommy. Desperado kicks Reble in the back of the head and he drops the bone saw. Desperado picks Tommy up powerbombs him to the cement floor. Desperado reaches for the stainless steel counter and grabs a handful of pig’s intestines that are going to be used for sausage casing. Desperado hog ties Reble with the intestines. Once he is hog tied, Desperado puts a sleeper on Reble. Reble can’t fight back and quickly goes to sleep.
Desperado reaches for a meat thermometer and stabs it into Reble’s back. I guess he check to see if his is done or not? He pulls the thermometer out and launches it across the room. Desperado, all battered and bloody, rolls Reble onto his back and Reble is counted out! Desperado retains his title but by looking at him you would have sworn someone that messed up had to have lost the match. Desperado limps out of the meat locker and off to the hospital I would hope!
UCW Hardcore Title Match - Desperado Vs. Tommy Reble
(inside a meat packing plant)