Prez Boot: Hello and welcome to Thursday Fury, I'm UCW President Boot and to my left is the lovely Felicity. And how are you today Felicity?
VP Felicity: I'm fine, thanks for asking Boot. We have a great match coming up, a four team elimination tag match for the tag team title belts. You can tag anybody in, and once you or your tag partner are eliminated you must both leave the ring.
Prez Boot: And here comes our first team, Tommy and Johnny Siema. They seem confident Felicity.
VP Felicity: The siema's enter the ring and watch as the next eams comes in, it's Star King and Crazy Ivan. The duo slide into the ring and the fight is on. Both teams pummel each other. Crazy Ivan trips over Star King's foot, Tommy Siema covers, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Prez Boot: Did that just happen? What a pathetic way to be eliminated. We still have two more teams to come to the ring.
VP Felicity: one more actually, here comes Pyro and Patch! They slide into the ring and pull off a double spear on the Siema's. They both pick up their respective partners and simultaneously whip them into the ropes and deliver two back body drops.
Prez Boot: I wonder where CK and Shadow are?
Meanwhile, backstage:
Crazed Killer: C'mon Shadow, we're missing the match. We could lose our chance to win the belts.
Shadow: You idiot, it's an elimination tournament. We just wait until there's one team left and swoop in for the win.
VP Felicity: Patch takes Tommy Siema to the outside while Pyro puts Johnny in an ankle lock. Johnny taps and the Siema's have been eliminated.
Prez Boot: And here comes Shadow and CK, they slide into the ring and attack Pyro before he has the chance to turn around. Patch is still pummeling Tommy Siema. Shadow kicks Pyro in the gut and nails the Deaths Descent.
VP Felicity: Patch see's whats happening and tries to help but CK takes a chain out of his pocket and beats Patch with it. Shadow goes for the pin, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! And we have our winners. Man what a quick match.
Prez Boot: Yeah, I thought I'd at least get to finish my drink. Oh well, stay tuned folks. We have our main event after these messages.
Prez Boot: Wow, what a tag team match, welcome back everybody! I'm Boot and to my left is Felicity and this is of course Thursday Fury. The main event will be starting momentarily but I want to talk more about the last match and the first ever UCW World Tag Team Champions Shadow and that other guy.
VP Felicity: You mean Crazed Killer?
Prez Boot: Yeah, Whatever. But what a match! Shadow was amazing! Shadow was magnificent! Shadow was wreaking of awsomeness!!!
VP Felicity: What about Crazed Killer?
Prez Boot: Who?
VP Felicity: Shadows tag team partner!
Prez Boot: Ohhhhhhhh, him. He was . . . . . . . . . . . . present.
VP Felicity: Well I thought they both did great!
VP Felicity: Anyway, I hear Twists music playing so we should discuss whether or not CK sucks later. Boy what a match this is going to be huh? Twist is in the ring and awaits the other gladiator with which he will wage battle for our most coveted prize. Prez Boot: Yes, it is a nice day outside, perfect for a BBQ. VP Felicity: I didn't say anything about the weather. Prez Boot: I disagree, I think Molson is actually the king of beers. VP Felicity: Beer? BBQ's? Boot you're not listening. You just hear what you want to hear! Prez Boot: Thanks, I'd love an omlet right about now! VP Felicity: Arrrrgggghhhh!!! Where the hell is RJ, we have a match to announce!! Prez Boot: And paranoid hits the pa and RJ comes to the ring at full speed. He jumps onto the ring apron. Twist swings at him and misses. RJ grabs Twist's head and slingshots off the top rope into a tornado ddt. VP Felicity: What a magnificent maneuver! So innovative, I love watching wrestlers that aren't afraid to try something new. Prez Boot: Yeah, it was pretty cool. RJ follows with a leg drop to the sternum. Goes for the pin, 1 . . . 2 . . . Twist kicks out with authority. He threw RJ at least three feet away! VP Felicity: Twist is up and so is RJ they begin to pummel each other. First Twist then RJ, lefts and rights, punches and jabs, toe to toe. Twist tries for a haymaker but RJ ducks. Prez Boot: Kick to the gut, and RJ nails another ddt. RJ drags Twist to the corner, steps back, OH MY GOD! A baseball slide to the lower regions of the monster Twist. That's a sure way to slow a man down. VP Felicity: But can RJ take advantage? He grabs Twist by the head and sends him face first into the mat with a bulldog. RJ covers, 1 . . . 2 . . . So close but no proverbial cigar, Twist got the shoulder up. Prez Boot: If Twist is going to mount a come back now would be a good time to start. I don't know how much more punishment Twist can take. RJ climbs the turnbuckle, high risk move on the way. VP Felicity: RJ tries for a moonsault but Twist manages to get the knee up and connects with RJ's rib area. That knocked the wind out of him. Both men just lay there trying to shake off the tremendous abuse they've both suffered. Is all this really worth it? Prez Boot: Well, I've never fought for the World Title before, but I'd have to say yes. The UCW World Title can be compared to the Stanley Cup, an Olympic Gold medal, or the only window seat at the local tasty burger franchise. It means your the best, better than anybody else. And THAT is worth anything you can suffer. VP Felicity: But doesn't this attitude condone the very concept that's slowly tearing the moral fabric of our already unjust world? Prez Boot: I believe that question can only be answered with another question. VP Felicity: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well? Prez Boot: Well what? VP Felicity: You said my question could only be answered by another question. So what is this question you spoke of? Prez Boot: Isn't life too short to waste on frivolous things like thinking? That's why we elect politicians, so we don't have to think. Just like that Rainforest scare a few years back. Politicians saw there was a problem and fixed it, right? VP Felicity: No Boot, I think . . . . . . Prez Boot: There's that word again! VP Felicity: Anyway, back to the match. Both men finally make it to their feet and Twist goes to work. He softens RJ up with a few choice chops to the chest and follows with a whip into the ropes and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Prez Boot: Twist picks RJ up and lifts him high over his head. This can't be good, Twist drives RJ down into a tombstone piledriver! What a bonecrunching thud! VP Felicity: Twist hooks the leg, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3? No, RJ kicked out at the last second. How could he kick out of that? That's supernatural! Prez Boot: No, that's amazing! Now how the amusement park gets those apples inside the candy, that's supernatural! VP Felicity: Rrrrrrrrright! Ok, Twist picks up RJ and slams him down. Huh? Twist gets RJ in an . . . . . . abdominal stretch? You don't see much of that anymore. Twist has it locked in but RJ isn't tapping. Prez Boot: Who's that comming out frm the crowd? It's Crazed Killer! He slides into the ring with a lead pipe in his hand. He smashes that solid lead pipe into the cranium of Twist. He lifts Twist onto his shoulders and climbs to the top rope. VP Felicity: It's the Final Breathe! What a devestating move. Crazed Killer flips Twist the bird and exits the ring. This must be payback for eliminating him on Mayhem. Prez Boot: RJ finally realizes that Twist is unconscious and gets to his feet. He grabs Twists legs and slaps on a sharpshooter. Twist shows his first sign of life since the Final Breathe as he writhes in pain. VP Felicity: RJ must be glad CK didn't attack him. CK did RJ a real favor, CK might have won RJ the title. Prez Boot: Maybe, hold on, what's this? Falcon's lowering himself from the ceiling from a cable. RJ doesn't see him. Falcon unhooks the cable and drop kicks RJ in the back of the head. He drags RJ to the corner and brings him up to the top rope, I think it's the . . . . . yes, its the Falcon Dive! VP Felicity: And RJ's out like a light. Falcon re-attaches the cable and raises himself back up to the rafters. What a turn of events. Two finishers from the top rope, CK with his patented DVD and Falcon with a powerbomb. Prez Boot: This match better end soon, rock'n bowl comes on in an hour. VP Felicity: Isn't rock'n bowl on now? Prez Boot: What do you mean? It's only 9:00. VP Felicity: No, it's 10:00 Prez Boot: Ahhhhhhhh!! Stupid daylight savings time. I'll put a stop to this. VP Felicity: What are you doing? You can't go into the ring! Why are you pulling RJ's arm over Twist? The referee counts, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! What the f*ck just happened? Prez Boot: Isn't it obvious? Rj just won the title. And I gotta get home, from all of us here at UCW this has been Thursday Fury. Until next time . . . . . . . . . . . bye!Winner - Bad Karma RJ Souza
First ever UCW World Heavyweight Champion