Marv: The match is set to begin as Hari Kari makes his way to the ring. He isn't in there two seconds before Hazard races in from the back and slides under the ropes.
Korbin: And the two go toe to toe as they exchange mighty lefts and rights. Hazard swings a haymaker but Hari Kari ducks. Hazards swings around 180 degrees and Hari Kari nails a belly to back suplex. Hari Kari then proceeds to stomp right on Hazards skull.
Marv: But Hari Kari isn't done, he picks Hazard up and sends him to the mat with a scoop slam. Hari Kari climbs to the top rope and lands a moonsault. He goes for the pin, 1 . . . 2 . . . and Hazard kicks out.
Korbin: Hari Kari continues his offence by getting Hazard in an ankle lock. Will he tap? He's reaching for the ropes, but they're just out of reach. He tries to punch Hari Kari to get him off but the blows are wild and have no real power.
Marv: Man that looks painful, I can't believe he isn't tapping. This guy should be in the hardcore division. We can even see the veins popping in Hazards forehead. He can hardly breathe it's so painful.
Korbin: Oh my, Hazard passes out from the pain. Paramedics run to the ring as the referee makes the three count. And this match is a quick one, Hari Kari wins his first match after the revamp against Hazard.
Marv: We're prepared to begin our next match, which is for the Hardcore Title, as the challenger Inferno makes his way to the ring.
Korbin: If you didn't already know, this is a Gimmick match. And on top of that it's an inferno match. And the loser has to give up the whole fire gimmick
Marv: Inferno watches attentively as the current Hardcore Champ Pyro makes his way to the ring. Pyro won that title by making it to the final three in that great battle royal we at the New Era PPV.
Korbin: That's right Marv, New Era taking place last Sunday. We crowned three champions that night, two of which hadn't held a belt yet in UCW. Them being Spike Roberts who won the Internet Title and Pyro who won the Hardcore Title.
Marv: And of course RJ Souza won back the belt that he didn't lose. And the match begins as the referee calls for the bell. Pyro and Inferno circle each other before locking horns in a true test of strength. And here come the flames!
Korbin: Pyro starts the offence by kicking Inferno in the gut and landing a snap mare takedown. He follows with an elbow drop and a pin attempt. 1 . . . 2 . .
Marv: No way, it's too soon for that. Pyro seems to want to play it smart and pin after every knock down. He has no intentions on letting his belt be taken less than a week after winning it.
Korbin: Pyro picks up Inferno and whips him into the ropes to set him up for a drop kick. Oh man, right in the chops, and Inferno just missed getting a nasty burn from those flames! But instead of going for a pin he climbs the turnbuckle, are these guys crazy, the ring's on fire!. But Inferno is up! He shakes the ropes sending Pyro onto the ropes in the most undesirable of positions.
Marv: Mrs. Pyro won't be happy tonight, unless I make a house call that is, heh heh. Anyway, Inferno backs the still tender Pyro into the corner and begins chopping away at his chest. Literally slicing the flesh of Pyro which is already badly burned, but why aren't there any woooo's?
Korbin: Rick Flair got into a little tiff with these fans the last time Nitro was here, they obviously haven't forgotten. Inferno whips Pyro chest first into the opposite corner, Pyro bounces back into a german suplex.
Marv: Inferno covers, 1 . . . 2 . . . But Pyro gets the left shoulder up. That was just a little to close for Pyro as he shoots up and begins wailing on the challenger. He backs Inferno into the ropes and whips him across the ring. I think he's going for another drop kick.
Korbin: What a smart move by Inferno! He hooks the ropes and Pyro, already airborne, lands flat on his back. But he forgot about the flames and gets a face full of fire for his trouble. And finally someone goes for a foreign object as Inferno rolls outside and gets a chair.
Marv: A chair? How uncreative! But it is effective as he busts Pyro wide open. He goes for a second shot but Pyro stops him with a low blow. Inferno drops the chair but Pyro doesn't seem interested. He leaves the ring and searches for something underneath.
Korbin: What's he looking for? Oh, a baseball bat. He gets back in the ring and Inferno just backs up and waits to see what Pyro does. What! Pyro puts the tip of the bat into the flames! It's now a flaming torch.
Marv: He swings wildy at Inferno, barely missing him with each blow. Inferno backs closer and closer to the ropes until finally he gets too close. His foot catches fire, which causes Inferno to glance down.
Korbin: But as soon as he looks up he gets a devastating whack in the head with that flaming baseball bat of Pyros's. I think Inferno's unconscious, Pyro covers, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! And it's all over. Pyro retains his title and Inferno has to drop the fire gimmick. We'll both be right back after these messages.
K: Welcome back to UCW Fury. It has been an interesting night so far, and coming up, things should be even more intereting.
M: That is right. Coming up, we have the UCW Internet Champion Spike Roberts defending his newly won title against Genocide. Spike has got to be determined to show that his title win at the UCW New Era Pay Per View was not a fluke, and that he is a worthy champion.
K: We should also note, this match will be a casket match, which means there will be no disqualification, so anything goes.
M: Here comes the challenger now. Weighing in at a whopping 500 pounds and standing at 7'2", we have Genocide.
K: Now here comes the Internet Champion, who is at a major size disadvantage, standing only at 6'6 and weighing in at 285 pounds. I guess it is size versus skill here folks. A total contrast of styles.
M: The casket that will be use has been wheeled out to ringside. Just a reminder that the purpose of this match is to stuff your opponent into the casket and close the lid. That is how you win this match, not by pinfall or submission.
K: There goes the bell, and Genocide is standing in the corner, and Spike is hestitating making his first move. I guess with a big man like Genocide, you have to be a bit careful, because one mistake can be costly.
M: Genocide charges, but Spike dodges and lays some punches into Genocide which sends the big man into the corner. Spike mouths the middle rope and continues to pummel on Genocide. But Genocide walks out of the corner and drops Spike with an inverted atomic drop.
K: Genocide then runs off the ropes and knocks Spike down with a huge clothesline. He then picks Spike back up and goes for a huge gorilla press slam. He presses him a few times simply to show his power, and drops him to the outside.
M: Look at Genocide show boating to the crowd. He hears a series of boos from the crowd. What he should have done was tried to get Spike into that casket so he can win this match.
K: Here comes Spike now, and he has got a chair has he climbs back into the ring. He runs behind Genocide and nails him across the back with the chair. Genocide staggers and Spike continues to nail him in the head with the chair. But this is only bringing Genocide down to one knee.
M: Spike continues the assult, and there is nothing the referee can do about it, seeing how this is a casket match, and anything is legal. Spike winds up for one hard shot to Genocide, but Genocide stops him by punching the chair into the face of Spike.
K: Both men have got to be tired out. But Genocide manages to crawl to Spike and try to pick him up again. He grabs Spike by the throat, and I think he is going to try to nail him with a chokeslam. He picks Spike up ... but Spike counters with an eye rake.
M: Genocide drops Spike and Spike nails him with a boot to the groin. Spike then nails Genocide with an Acid Drop. Now Spike is signalling for the casket to be opened so he can stuff Genocide inside.
K: Spike opens the lid of the casket, but wait, some one was inside that casket and spits some sort of mist into the eyes of Spike. It is Hari-Kari!
M: The Eternal Requiem has come out to support Genocide. Where are Spike's friends, the Real Youth of America?
K: We are seeing on the monitor right now. We see the outside of the Real Youth dressing room, and we Dark-X putting a chain and lock around the door so that the Real Youth can not get out. This leaves Spike all to himself.
M: In the ring is Hari-Kari and Genocide with a touble team on the blinded Spike. Spike is just swinging his fists wildly, but he is kicked in the head by Hari-Kari. This stuns him enough for Genocide to nail him with a running DDT. Spike is down.
K: But Genocide picks him back up, and nails Spike with the Genocide Slam. Spike has go to be knocked out. Now Hari-Kari holds the casket lid open, and Genocide rolls Spike into it. Hari-Kari closes the lid, and this match is over, and we have a new Internet champion.
M: Tough break for Spike Roberts on his first ever title defense. Hopefully he might get a chance some other time in the future.
M: Now it is time for our main event. This should be an interesting match up, where some body from a different federation comes here to fight one of UCW's best.
K: I guess if some one wants to see how he measures up, trying with the champion is the best way to do it. Here he comes now, standing at 6'10 and weighing 343 pounds, here is the Widowmaker.
M: You think if he wins, him and the rest of the West Texas Rednecks will sing Rap is Crap for us? That was a funny song.
K: It ain't that Widowmaker Marv. This is that guy from the WFS. Not former WWF and WCW superstar Barry Windham.
M: Ah nuts! But now, here comes the UCW World champion RJ Souza. He runs down the aisle and is met by Widowmaker. The two are exchaning blows in the aisle. But they need to get into the ring so this match can start.
K: Widowmaker with a knee to the stomach of RJ Souza which knocks the wind out from him. WM slams RJ head first into the gaurd rail and then begins to drag him up the the ramp.
M: RJ tries to fight back, but WM beats him down. they walk past the curtain and are in the backstage area. We have to get a camera to follow them.
K: Here we go, now we see Widowmaker try to whip RJ into the wall, but RJ reverses and Widowmaker ends up going face first into the cement wall. Now RJ whips WM over the snack table, knocking everything flying.
M: Security is trying to keep the fans at a distance, so none of them get hurt. Now RJ grabs a chair, and nails WM across the back with it. WM manages to stagger off but RJ gives chase, and now they are in the parking area.
K: RJ tires for another chair shot, but WM counters with a kick to the gut. He grabs RJ and throws him onto the hood of a near by car ...
M: Hey! That is my car!
K: ... and WM climbs onto the hood with him. I think WM is going to attempt to gve RJ a tombstone pile driver on the cars wind sheild.
M: God no! My insurance only ran out last week!
K: WM has him up, but RJ kicks his feet and WM drops him, RJ Souza with a kick to the gut and he nails WM with a DDT onto the windsheild. Widowmaker is busted open from that.
M: Nooooooooooooooooo! This isn't happening, this isn't happening.
K: RJ turns to show off to the crowd, but Widowmaker is up. He nails RJ with a low blow. RJ lurches over and WM nails him with a powerbomb on to the hood of the car. WM makes a cover ...
M: But this isn't a falls count any where match. The referee tries to tell him, and WM is taking exeption to that. He is yelling at the referee, but he still can't make the count.
K: Wait, behind Widowmaker, it is Destiny, RJ's manager. She pulls RJ off of the hood of the car and rushes him into her own car and they speed off before Widowmaker even notices.
M: RJ is gone, so what happens?
K: I guess Widowmaker wins. I'm not sure what will happen from here, but Widowmaker ca not win the UCW World Title like this. I guess we will find out on a later date if he will get another chance at this title.