Hari Kari vs. Spike Roberts

Standard Match

Marv: Hello UCW fans, are you ready for an absolutely electrifying match up? Alright just tune into another federation while we get our next match started.

Korbin: MARV!! He's just kidding folks, don't change the channel just prepare for the clash of Hari Kari and the man currently walking to the ring, Spike Roberts.

Marv: Boy Korbin, Spike's only been here a short time but he's already a former Internet Champ. What an impact he's had on the UCW.

Korbin: You're right on that one Marv, he's truly a great competitor and a tribute to the young talent. But don't count out Hari Kari, he demands respect as he confidently struts to the ring. He must not think much of his opponent, but trust me Spike's no cakewalk.

Marv: You said it, hold on, that's odd, Hari Kari slid into the ring but Spike didn't attack to get the early advantage. I guess he wants to prove he doesn't need to stoop to that.

Korbin: The two men lock arms and the match begins. Hari Kari begins with a kick to the gut and an uppercut. But instead of continuing his assault he just laughs and calmly walks around the ring. Spike gets up and tries for a super kick.

Marv: But Hari Kari managed to avoid the blow and hit an inverted ddt. He doesn't slouch this time, he immediately stomps on Spike and drops a big elbow to the ribs. Hari Kari climbs the top rope . . . . . . Ohhhhhhhhh what a moonsault!

Korbin: But it Hurt Hari Kari too, both men now lay on the mat. Hari Kari stuggles to get to his feet but Spike gets there first. He sends Hari Kari back with a drop kick and sends him over the ropes with a clothesline.

Marv: Man, he really got up there with that drop kick. What's he trying now? Wow! A slingshot into a cross body to the outside! But like Hari Kari's moonsault earlier that one hurt both men. The referee starts the count out.

Korbin: 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 man they'd better do something or this match won't have a winner. At the last second Spike rolls into the ring and stops the count. Hari Kari soon follows before the referee can start to count again.

Marv: Both men get to their feet, Hari Kari runs off the ropes but Spike ducks the clothesline, Hari Kari bounces off the opposing ropes but gets caught with an arm drag. He immediately gets up only to be sent back down with another arm drag.

Korbin: Spike picks Hari Kari up and sets him up for a superplex, and he connects. Then he dives off the ropes with a diving headbutt onto Spike. That's HK's finisher!

Marv: I believe he calls that the Suicide Dive! He goes for the lateral press . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! It's all over! Hari-Kari pulls off yet another victory to add to the pile. We'll be right back with our next match folks right after these messages from our sponsors.

Winner - Hari-Kari

Won by pin

We watch in anticipation as former UCW President Boot walks through the front door of UCW Headquarters. He walks right past the other workers right to the elevator. The cameraman makes it inside right before the doors slam shut. The two men stand awkwardly until the elevator reaches the top floor and Boot continues on his journey. He makes a right, then a left, and another left. He eventually makes it to the secretary of current UCW Prez Rob Grayson.

Secretary: Can I help you?

Boot: Yeah, I'm here for a job, but not just any job, the job of . . . . . . . .

Secretary: Are you a first time applicant with this company?

Boot: Don't you know who I am?

Secretary: ????????

Boot: But I'm . . . . . . . .

Secretary: Just answer the question sir!

Boot: Actually I used to work here and came to ask if I can come back.

Secretary: (Points to a small doggy door off to one side) THROUGH THERE!!!

The cameraman moves into Prez Rob's office just as Boot emerges through another small doggy door inside. Boot's covered in dirt and smells quite rancid.

Rob: So, come crawling back eh?

Boot: Seems the classy thing to do would be to not mention it.

Rob: So what can I do for you?

Boot: I need a job, X-treme Curling fell through and I'm bored as hell, and kicking the ass of the Rockest last week ignited an old spark in me.

Rob: Sure, how's Vice Prez sound?

Boot: Really? But what about that other guy I sent?

Rob: I haven't seen him since he brought me that letter. It's like he just dropped off the face of the earth or something.

Boot: Alright, I'll take the job.

Rob: But first, I'm afraid I'll have to give you the plague!!

Boot: WHAT???

Rob: Just kidding, so can you start next week?

Boot: Nope

Rob: Excuse me?

Boot: I can't start next week, but I can start tomorrow.

Rob: That's great, but as much as I'd like to stay and talk, I've got some trash to take out. I'll see you again in a few.

K-Z vs Rob Grayson

Street Fight

K: Welcome back to UCW Fury. I guess many of you are wondering what it is Rob Grayson was just talking about. Well what we had scheduled was a match between Paddy McGuiness and Hazard, but seeing how neither of these two has shown up, we will be featuring a substitute match.

M: That is right Korbin. So what Rob decided was, to take care of some business of his own at the same time, thus killing two birds with one stone, so to speak.

K: So on the Ultimate-tron, we see a shot of the loading dock area of the UCW arena. There are trash cans and garbage littered every where. And speaking of trash, we see K-Z waiting for our president to show up. Seeing how K-Z says he is from the streets, it is a street fight match that was deemed appropriate to deal with this guy.

M: Rob then enters. Him and K-Z stand face to face. I think Rob and K-Z are saying something to each other, after Rob asked K-Z to clean up his act before he thinks he can be a UCW star, like every one wants to be.

K-Z: Sorry man, it was the way I was brought up, and I was brought up with people that could've been The Best out there. I have never been let down from a fight, and have only lost once in my career as K-Z. I still don't intend on changing the way I act, it is the way a tipical 23 year old from the streets of Compton California would act, and I make it seem like he was actually raised in compton and brought up with drugs. I know what I have to do to win, and I have what it takes to beat just about anybody in the buisness. I have no problem with the way I roleplay, nor any other fed I am in. That is why I do not intend on changing the way I act, and I feel that in being a heel that you should bend the rules to be better at what you do. To make the character seem like a real man, and not just words on the rp, I know how to be a good heel, and have developed my character pretty well since his first match ever that was in WFS. Basically I am not one of the "good guys" and I feel that the "bad guys" should have an additude, and also bend the rules to the point which they can be bent.

Rob: I'm sorry you feel this way, but if that is how it is, just remember you brought this onto yourself. Cause this isn't the WFS or any other fed, this is the UCW, and if you can't handle the UCW rules, then you will never make it here. This is why UCW is different from all of them other feds.

K: Oh! K-Z with a hard cheap shot punch to Rob. K-Z turns around and hold up his arms like he thinks he won or something ... but then Rob just turns to him, completly unaffected.

M: K-Z turns around, then he is met by a flury of punches from Grayson. K-Z is reeling, then Rob irish whips K-Z, who then crashes back first against a dumpster.

K: Here comes Rob, and nails him with a stinger splash! K-Z staggers and falls to the ground. Rob then turns to the camera to show off a little.

M: Wait, behind him, here comes K-Z with a trash can. He takes a wild swing at Rob, but Rob dodges, and nails a spin kick into the trash can and kicks it into the face of K-Z.

K: Rob takes the trash can, and puts it over the head of K-Z. He then pushes K-Z off the loading dock area and to the pavement below. K-Z is lying motionless below, with the trash can still on him.

M: Rob stnads on the edge od the loading dock, and then flies off onto K-Z with a 5 Star Frog Splash! Covers, and 1 ... 2 ... 3! Rob wins the street fight!

K: But he's not done yet. He gets up and positions one foot on K-Z, who is still knocked out in the trash can.

Rob: Well now you lost twice ... mother fucker!

K: Rob then gives K-Z a push and rolls him down the hill. Now K-Z joins the ranks of Star King, Real Deal, the Kid, and countless others. Cause this is UCW!

Winner - Rob Grayson

Rob takes out the trash!

Widowmaker vs Thommy Siema

M: Welcome back to Fury, and now it is time for our main event. And what a match it should be, first off, we have the Widowmaker, who is fresh off of a win over our world champion RJ Souza.

K: But tonight, Thommy Siema will try to put a stop to the momentum of Widowmaker. This should be an interesting match.

M: Both guys are in the ring, and there goes the bell. Both guys are circling the ring, and then they tie up, but then the bigger WM shoves Thommy to the ground.

K: Another tie up, but then Thommy shoves WM down to the ground. They are just feeling each other out right now. Now here comes Thommy off the ropes with a shoulder tackle, which WM just shrugs off.

M: Then WM with a tackle of his own, but this time Thommy falls back into the ropes, but then uses the momentum to bounce of and nail WM with a clothesline that surprises Widowmaker and knocks him back to the ground.

K: Thommy capitalizes with a side headlock, but WM shoves him back into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam. These are two big powerful guys in there right now.

M: WM with a quick cover, but only gets a two count on Thommy. WM picks him back up and shoves him into the corner. WM chokes Thommy for a bit and then gets onto the second rope and begins punching him.

K: Wait, Thommy nails Widowmaker with a low blow. Widowmaker is stunned. Then he grabs WM and nails him with a powerbomb. Thommy with a cover ... 1 ...2 ... no, only a two count!

M: Thommy seems a little surprised by that. He walks around wondering what to do next, but then he reaches down and grabs WM by the throat and picks him up. I think he is going to attempt a chokeslam.

K: But WM grabs Thommy by the throat. Both of them are standing there holding the other by the throat, trying to choke slam the other. They are at a perfect stale mate, that is until WM nails Thommy with a kick to the groin.

M: Thommy is stunned by that and lets go of Widowmaker. But WM does not let go and nails Thommy with a choke slam of his own. BUt WM isn't going for the cover. WM picks him up, and sets him up for his move, a tombstone piledriver.

K: And there is is. Widowmaker with a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! And Widowmaker wins this match up. We'll see you at Spite on Sunday.

Winner -- Widowmaker