Temptress vs. Blitz

K: Welcome to UCW Fury. Right off the heels of our critically acclaimed Spite Pay Per View. And now we are going to start you off with a match between two new comers to UCW. First one coming out, is Blitz. Standing at 6'5" and weighing 268 lbs. Not a lot is known about Blitz yet in UCW.

M: And here comes our next new comer, some one who has caught the attention of many of the superstars of UCW already ... because of one noticable difference between them and this person. Because, well ... this new superstar is a girl.

K: That is right, coming out now to "Temptations" by Destiny's Child is the Temptress, who is at a major size disadvantage from Blitz, weighing only 130 Lbs and standing at 5'7". Hopefully her skill can make up for this disadvantage.

M: Look at Blitz, he is seeming to be expecting a cake walk for this match. Not something you should ever do in UCW. It will always most likely come back to haunt you.

K: Now the Temptress is in the ring, and there goes the bell. Temptress seems ready for a fight to prove herself, but Blitz is just sitting back in the corner.

M: Blitz, with a big smile on his face walks to the center of the ring to confront Temptress. He is mocking and making fun of her.

K: Blitz shoves the smaller Temptress to the ground and laughs. Temptress starts to get up and is shoved down again by the foot of Blitz.

M: Look at Blitz laughing and show boating to the crowd, but again Temptress get on up. Blitz turns around, but then is met by a kick to the family jewels by Temptress!

K: Blitz is hurting now, what did I say about how he should never underestimate anybody in UCW? Now he is paying for it.

M: Temptress is climbing to the top rope, and Blitz turns to her, Temptress jumps off and gets Blitz into a huracanrana, she hooks the legs, 1 ... 2 ... 3! Temptress wins her debut match here in UCW.

Winner - Temptress

Iron Fist vs Hanlon

K: MARV!! Wake up, the commercials are done.

M: Huh...what the...oh, ladies and gentleman, welcome back to the UCW Monday Mayhem.

K: It is Thursday Fury, Marv! Here is comes Hanlon for his first ever match in UCW. He looks ready and he has a very promosing future in here. But at 5'11 and 178 pounds he has a big disadvatage against the "Iron Fist" at 7'5 and 500 pounds.

M: Here comes Iron First followed by Geno "the Fink" Sperini, a man of much smaller size. The ring bells and the match is underway. Hanlon runs to Iron Fist, but he is caught by the throat! It looks like Iron Fist is going for chockslam, this match could end faster than we tought!

K: Yes...I mean no! Hanlon with a kick to Iron Fist's family jewels. Iron loses the grip and struggles back near the ropes. Hanlon goes for a diving clothsline. But Iron grabs his head as he is in air and throws his down. He goes for the cover."1...2.." but Hanlon manages to put his leg on the first rope.

M: A very smart move by Hanlon. It is very difficult to bring your shoulders up when you are 178 pounds and there is 500 pounds weight on you.

K: Tell me about it. Iron grabs Hanlon's head and picks him up. He brings him in the middle of the ring and raises him for a drop suplex. But before he drops Hanlon, Hanlon counters and lands on Iron Fist' shoulders!He has his legs wrapped around his neck and is punching his head with all he got.

M: Iron Fist goes down on his knees but manages to throw Hanlon off him. Hanlon hits the ref and they are both down!

K: Iron Fist is up again...he looks at Geno. Geno nods and hurries...ergh...what are you doing you damn son of ...

M: Geno just grabbed Korbin's chair!! He folds it and tosses it to the Iron Fist.

K: Damn those two...I hope they lose! Iron Fist raies the chair and walks to Hanlon who is trying to get up...YES! WOOHOO! Hanlon just got up quickly and dropkicked the chair and it reflected back to Iron Fist! Iron drops the chair...he is dizzy...but he is still standing.

M:Hanlon with a spinning heel kick. Iron struggles back more, he is still standing! What does it take to bring this giant down?!

K: Hanlon now with a dropkick to the knees of Iron Fist. Iron Fist goes down on one knee. He hurries to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, And Hanlon with a missle dropkick from the turnbuckles! YES..err..Iron is finally down and he is laying on the mat. And he goes for the cover. 1...2...3...but the Ref is still down!

M: Hanlon gets up. He is angry and frustrated and he has every right to be. He would have won the match, but he did not. He walks down to the fallen Ref and picks him up. Ref is up now and Hanlon exchanges few angry words with him. But it looks like Iron Fist is getting up too.

K: NO! Hurry up...turn! Oh no...finally Hanlon turns and he is met by Iron Fist ... Iron Fist headbutts him and Hanlon falls down. Iron picks him up and lifts him above him. He is now holding Hanlon horizantally above his head. Iron moves into the center of the ring and brings his arms a little forward. What is he going to do?

M: He is raising his left knee...he lets Hanlon drop straight down... and Hanlon's face hits the raised left knee of Iron before he falls on the mat! He is bounced to the side and is bleeding badly! That was Iron Fist's finisher... The Kiss of Death and I have never seen something like that.

K: Me too, the move was devastating as Iron Fist himself. Iron puts his leg on Hanlon's chest and the ref starts the count. "1...2...3". You don't except anyone to get up soon after that. Tough luck for Hanlon...now someone get me back my chair!

Winner -- Iron Fist

Widowmaker & Serpant vs. ???

K: Welcome back to Fury, and I got my chair back so I'm happy. And here comes our next match up. This match was supposed to be between these two guys who came to the UCW from the WFS to see what they can do, but due to some complaining and goings on, that has been changed. So now instead of facing each other, Widowmaker and Serpant will now be on the same team. But against who I do not know.

M: Those two are in the ring now, and now we are waiting for their opponents. Here comes somebody now. "Neckbone" by Powerman 5000 is playing ... what tag team comes out to this?

K: What team? Why, none other than the famed Newfie Screech, that is who. Here they come now, it's our fearless UCW President Rob Grayson and our very own VP Boot.

M: I guess we should have known, every time somebody needs to learn some lesson through a mystery opponent, it always ends up being one of them ... this time it is both.

K: Being from the WFS, Widowmaker and Serpant have no idea of what they are in for. Rob and Boot hit the ring and are immediatly stomped by WM and Serpant.

M: This can't be good, so far WM has been undefeated against and UCW superstar he has fought, and if our President and our VP get beat by these two, what does this say for UCW? WM throws Rob into a corner, and Serpant has got Boot and he whips him into the other.

K: Serpant is chopping Boot in the corner, and WM charges at Rob, but Rob dodges and WM crashes into the turnbuckle and backs out, then Rob grabs him and nails him with his Scorpion Death Drop. Widowmaker is down.

M: Serpant tries to whip Boot into another corner, but this time Boot reverses the whip, pulls Serpant towards him and picks him up ... here comes Rob ... and a SCREECH IN on Serpant!

K: Boot covers Serpant, and Rob covers WM. 1 ... 2 ... 3! UCW has been defended! We'll see you again on Mayhem.

Winner -- Newfie Screech