M : Welcome back to Friday Fury
with our especial guest ... Arnold Scwarzenegger. It
is time for our second match of the night, Pyromaniac
vs D- Frost. D-Frost is already in the ring and here
comes Pyromaniac.
A : Its show time.
K : The Running Man! That is my
favorite Arnold movie. I never get tired of watching
those re-runs.
M : Oh..yeah, the Running Man! I
liked that movie too ... with Regis in it, man I
didn’t think Regis is so evil ...
A: That wasn’t Regis..
K : D-Frost slides into the and
charges toward Pyromaniac, but Pyromaniac who is a
veteran here, takes him down easily with a hip-toss.
D-Frost doesn’t stay down, he gets up and tries to
Irish-Whip Pyromaniac to the ropes, but Pyromaniac
counters and whips D-Frost to the turnbuckles.
M : Anyways, back to discussion
about Running Man. Other than Regis, I loved your
character , Bane Johonson ...
A : It was Ben Richards,
asshole.
K : Arnold! Lets keep it more
friendly, lot of your and our younger fans watching.
Anyways, Pyromaniac continues those knees to stomach
of D-Frost. Referee pulls Pyromaniac back. D-Frost
uses this as an advantage and runs to Pyromaniac with
a clothsline which takes him down. The referee just
moved out of the way in time.
M : Anyways, Arnold ... what was
so great about the movie is that like your character
was both evil and good. Like he was evil the way he
killed those un-armed people ...
A: You idiot. He was accused of
that. It was mentioned in the first minutes of the
movie. Are you on ...
K : Come on, Arnorld. Cheer up ...
continue the commentary.
A : Whatever. D-Frost continues
those kicks on Pyromaniac. He picks him up and tries
to bang his head across that thingy in corner of the
ring, but Pyromaniac puts his hands on it and hits
D-Frost’s head to that cushion? Is that supposed to
hurt, what kind of fighting is this? You should seen
M : Like that way Dwayne ... I
mean Ben beat up Buzzman!
A: BUZZSAW! Anyways, D-Frost is
down on the corner again. But he quickly counters
Pyromaniac with a punch to his guts.
M : Pyromaniac is stunned and
D-Frost doesn’t waste any time to hit Pyromaniac with
a neck breaker. He is now out of the ring and
searching under the mat ...
A : Well hello cutie pie, I
think one of us is in big trouble ... or not, wait. A
chair, he uses that as a weapon?
K : This is pro wrestling, Arnold,
even if I have to admit I love all your different
weapons. D-Frost brings the chair to the ring. Referee
grabs the chair off him. D-Frost however doesn’t waste
anytime and rushes toward Pyromaniac who is slowly
getting up...
M : But Pyromaniac gets him the
running D-Frost in a small package!!! But referee is
throwing the chair outside! He finally notices and
starts a late count ... 1 ... 2 ... D-Frost kicks out
just in time!
A : Both of them get up quickly.
Pyromaniac swings a right hand to D-Frost, but D-Frost
dodges and gets behind Pyromaniac. What the hell is
that?
K : It is a pinning move called
School Boy! 1 .. 2.. Pyro kicks out in time. They are
both up again ... they lock up, Pyromaniac quickly
gets D-Frost to a head lock ... but D-Frost shoves him
to the ropes and Irish Whips him to the opposite rope
...
A: Pyromaniac is met by D-Frost
in the middle of the ring. D-Frost kicks him in
stomach which forces him to bend a little. Now he gets
his head between his legs. .. Ewww
M : D-Frost is going for a
Pedigree ... but Pyro quickly counters by using his
shoulders to shove him to the turnbuckles. D-Frost’s
back must hurt now ... Pyromaniac is setting him up
for Verdammt Fehrer and here it comes...
A: Ouch. Pyro covers D-Frost. 1
... 2 ... 3.
M: Pyro is the winner! We will
return after these ..
A : Yes, I’ll be back ..
K : Only in a re-run, Ben ...
A : Argh!
K: Welcome back to Fury. Arnold had to take off, but hopefully he will be back to UCW sometime soon. So for now we wish him the best and we hope his next movie is as good as 6th Day.
M: Yes, that was an excellent quality movie if there ever was one.
K: ...
M: ...
K & M: Hahahahahahaaaaa ...
M: Oh that was a good laugh. I almost made it through saying that.
K: Ok, enough about Arnold, now is time for our main event. The Finals for our ongoing Lethal Lottery tournament. These four individuals have come along way with their randomly drawn partners. Even one alliance has come from this Lethal Lottery tournament.
M: Yes, will this give Temptress and Blade an advantage, actually being a working unit, where Boot and Iron Fist are only tolerating each other.
K: We will see. But also keep in mind, the winning team tonight has to fight each other next week for their title shot, so that has to be in the minds of these two also. Now here comes Boot and Iron Fist out first. After they are in the ring, here are Temptress and Blade.
M: There goes the bell, and this match is started. Blade and Boot are starting in the ring now. This should be interesting.
K: Boot and Blade lock up, then Blade kicks Boot in the stomach. Then he tries to whip Boot into the ropes, but then Boot reverses and pulls Blade back and nails him with a short arm clothesline. That Boot is a powerhouse.
M: Boot picks Blade up and heads him towards the corner. Not his own corner strangley enough, but a nuetral corner. Then Boot nails Blade with several high knees to the stomach, then he chokes Blade with his foot.
K: Temptress runs to the corner and gives Boot a light smack on the back of the head. Boot then turns to her and grabs her. Looks like Boot is going to bring Temptress into the ring.
M: No, before he does, Blade nails him with a chop block and Boot falls down holding onto his knee. Here is the teamwork of Temptress and Blade showing through.
K: Blade tags in Temptress, who then springboards off the top rope with a leg drop onto Boot. She makes a cover, but only a two count.
M: As Boot tries to get up, then Temptress goes for a magistrol cradle on Boot. 1 ... 2 ... no, another two count.
K: Temptress takes a step back and waits for the stunned Boot to get to his feet. She jumps up and attempts a huracanrana, but the Boot couners and slams her back first with a powerbomb. Boot makes his own cover ... but at two Blade makes the save with a clubbing forearm to the back of Boots head.
M: Now both Boot and Temptress are lying in the ring. Both are crawling to their own corners, and at the same time, Iron and Blade are tagged in. This should be interesting, these two were scheduled for a match once before, but strangley that match never got to happen, thanks to an unknown person hitting Iron Fist with a pipe and leaving him laying.
K: Well now is their chance. Iron comes in with a double axhandle, but Blade dodges and kicks IF in the gut, then nails a double arm DDT. A quick cover but IF simply throws Blade off of him at the two count.
M: Here comes Temptress and she jumps on him, and the referee is making the count ... but again, at two IF throws her off of him.
K: Then Blade and Temptress both jump on IF. Another two count and another kick out by Iron Fist.
M: Where is Boot during this double team on his partner?
K: He is on the outside getting something from under the ring, but what?
M: Both Blade and Temptress are punching away on IF, but Iron Fist is fighting them off. He manages to get to his feet and he then grabs Temptress by the throat with both hands.
K: Blade tries to make a save but is nailed by a big boot from Iron Fist, and he is knocked down. Now on the other side of the ring, here comes Boot, with ... a familar looking lead pipe in his hand.
M: Oh my ... that can’t be ...
K: IF lifts Temptress up for a double handed Albert Bomb, and here comes Boot who tries to nail Temptress across the back with that pipe, but while Temptress is up, she rakes IF's eyes and he drops her while Boot is in mid swing.
M: Oh! Boot just nailed Iron Fist across the head with that lead pipe! Iron Fist just falls back in a dead heap, while Boot just looked surprised.
Boot: That is the second time I hit him with that pipe.
K: What? It was Boot?
M: From behind, Blade grabs Boot and nals him with a belly to back suplex, taking him down, and while Boot is distracted by Blade, Temptress is climbing the ropes. She takes advantage of Boots mistake and jumps off with a moonsault. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Temptress and Blade win!
K: And that isn't the only story tonight. Stay tuned to UCW to see what happens next. We'll see you on Turmoil!
Winner - Pyromaniac
Boot & Iron Fist vs. Temptress & Blade
Lethal Lottery Finals
Winners -- Temptress & Blade
Lethal Lottery Winners