Ickeez vs. Adam Lax

M: Welcome to another addition of UCW Firday Fury. And we will be starting off tonight with a match between two newcomers to UCW, so this should be interesting to see what these two have in them.

K: I hear that Marv, this won’t be an easy task for either one of these two. Here comes our first one now, coming out to "5 Minutes Alone" by Pantera, here is Ickeez with his manager Orgasma.

M: And coming out next, to "Lunchbox" by Marilyn Manson, is the "Outsyder" Adam Lax. Adam slides into the ring and the bell rings, meaning that this match is underway. They lock up, but then Ickeez nails Adam with a cheap shot headbutt. This has Adam stunned in the early going.

K: Ickeez grabs Adam with a headlock, but Adam throws Ickeez into the ropes, and catches him coming off with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Adam goes for a quick cover ... but only gets a two count on Ickeez.

M: Adam tries to pick Ickeez up, but then Orgasma stands on the ring apron and causes a distraction. Ickeez uses this chance and nails another cheap shot with a low blow on Adam. Adam is doubled over, and Ickeez with a jackhammer slam, Ickeez with a cover of his own. 1 ... 2 ... no, only a two count.

K: Ickeez is staying on Adam with a choke, but the referee is trying to put a stop to it. Ickeez releases at the four count, but then quickly applies the choke again.

M: The referee threatens to DQ Ickeez, and Ickeez releases, but the damage has been done. Ickeez starts a climb to the top rope. What is he going to do?

K: He points to Adam, and then flies off with a top rope body splash ... but Adam moves at the last second! Ickeez crashes face first onto the mat and both men are down.

M: The referee is starting a 10 count, but both men are begining to struggle to their feet. Adma is up, and grabs Ickeez and nails him with a stalling piledriver. Adam makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, Ickeez kicks out.

K: Adam picks Ickeez up and then connects with a Russian Leg Sweep. But he doesn't go for the cover. Instead he is climbing the top rope himself. Is he going to go for his 450 Splash?

M: I think so. He stands ready ... but wait, Orgasma is up on the apron and she shakes the top rope, and Adam crashes down on the top turnbuckle. That has got to be painful.

K: Ickeez is up and he manages to make it over to the lurched over Adam Lax. He picks Adam off the turnbuckle, and into position for a tombstone piledriver. There it is, the Psychotica. Ickeez makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ...3! This match is over. What a debut for both men.

Winner -- Ickeez

Boot vs. Anthony "Iron Fist" Bernelli

Lead Pipe Match

M: Welcome back to Fury. After that first match up, we will be following up with two fierce rivals going at it. And tonight this rivalry should finally come to an end. A rivalry involving the use of lead pipes, and tables and anything these two would use against each other.

K: Here comes the powerhouse Boot now. At 6'8" and 324 pounds, it's not many times Boot has to meet somebody bigger than him, but tonight it looks like that will be the case with the 7'5" and 500 pound Iron Fist who will be his opponent tonight.

M: Here come Iron Fist now. Before climbing into the ring, Iron Fist pays tribute to Viny and Geno, who are sitting in the front row. But Boot doesn't wait for him, and slides outside the ring and attacks Iron Fist on the outside.

K: This match is underway, and pretty much all is legal, as Boot slams Iron Fist headfirst onto the gaurd rail on the outside. There is a lead pipe situated on a pole in the corner of the ring, and the match will not end until some one has reached that pipe, so anything goes right now.

M: Geno and Viny take exeption to Boot and get in his face. Boot nails Geno laying him down, and then grabs Viny and prepares to nail him. Boot hauls back ... but then Iron Fist grabs Boots arm, turns him around, and then nails Boot with an inverted atomic drop.

K: Boot staggers, and then Iron Fist nails a big boot ... if you pardon the pun ... into the face of Boot. He then picks up Boot and rolls him into the ring so this match can get underway proper.

M: Iron Fist makes a quick break to the corner where the lead pipe is and climbs up to the second rope and begins to reach up to get it, but then Boot runs up behind him and nails a low blow on Iron Fist. Boot then simply grabs Iron Fist by the shorts and throws him to the ground. Now Boot is climbing the ropes and reaching for the pipe.

K: Here come Iron Fist back up, and nails Boot with a clubbing forearm across the back. He then sticks his head between Boot's legs and carrys him on his shoulders to the middle of the ring.

M: Iron Fist drops Boot with a back body drop and now both men are down in the middle of the ring. The referee wants to start a count, but in this type of match up, that is not possible.

K: Iron Fist is up to his feet first, and then Boot right after him. Boot charges with a clothesline, but Iron Fist dodges and Boot crashes into the corner where the pipe is located. Iron Fist charges for a body avalance, but Boot gets his foot up and Iron Fist crashes face first into the boot of ... Boot!

M: Boot grabs Iron Fist, and what is he going to do? Oh my God, Boot nails Iron Fist with a tornado DDT! What a move by Boot.

K: Boot is up to his feet and has made it to the corner. Behind him Iron Fist is barely moving. He climbs the tops rope and manages to take the infamous lead pipe from its perch. Now Boot has the pipe, and now any falls will count in this match.

M: Iron Fist is making it to his feet, he'd best stay down if he knew what was waiting for him. Boot swings ... but no, at the last second Iron Fist dodges and avoids being crashes upside the head by that lead pipe. Now Boot and Iron Fist are at a stand still, with Boot holding that lead pipe.

K: Boot throws the pipe into the air to Iron Fist, and Iron Fist reaches up to catch it again. Just like what happened at the PPV, shouldn't Iron Fist have known about this?

M: Iron Fist reaches up, and Boot nails a spear onto Iron Fist it should be academic from here. All Boot needs to do is cover.

K: But no? Boot is not getting up, what has happened? Both men are lying there seemingly knocked out. I don't know what is going on.

M: Iron Fist manages to get an arm over the chest of Boot. 1 ... 2 ... 3? Iron fist wins this match, but how did he do it?

K: Iron Fist manages to make it to his feet. He takes off his shirt ... and underneath it he was wearing a steel plate. That is how he did it. What a win for Iron Fist.

Winner -- Anthony "Iron Fist" Bernelli

***UCW cuts to a promo*** "You know what I see? I see the same crap everytime I come here. I see same old smelly fans, same old stupid commentors and same old stupid wrestlers that I continue to beat. A federation where your World Champion is nothing less a stupid garbage. Indeed, the entire UCW has turned to garbage. A group of untalented idiots who have an IQ less than 40. Time and time I have beaten them and proven that I am the best." "But I ask why some person of my standards is even here? A man with millions of dolloars and a corperate empire to run? Love of wrestling, maybe ... but there is always a greater goal ... a goal to expand my empire, to become more powerfull and have more of you low-live scums lick my boots. Yes, I have expanded my greatness even into the wrestling industry and today I announce the birth of X.W.C., the Xtreme Wrestling Championship... A federation like no other before it, a federation that will cripple its competition and stand tall above others." The red X.W.C. logo flashes over the black screen as the X.W.C. Theme song echoes through the auditorium. "However, before I start my conquest of wrestling industry, I will make an example. I will invade this federation both in corperate world and both in the ring. I will cripple and destroy you little scums and make an example to everyone else. All of you wrestlers who despise me so much will work for me sooner than you will think. If you don't want to, then your ugly wives and smelly children will be hungry. I would takeover the entire wrestling world, and it starts from UCW. In few years, UCW is rememberd just as a tiny part of my conquest." Suzan moves beside Maziar. On her shoulder she held the Internet Championship Belt and The Tag Team championship belt and in her hand she held a small red spray. She hands Maziar the spray and then brings the two belts across her chest. Maziar then sprays the paint on two belts with the letters "X W C" apearing on each one, covering the UCW logo. "Soon the World Belt will belong to me also. Blade, can you guess who I have in store for you? The man you fear most. The man who if it hadn't been for the interferance of a peice of garbage would still be stomping your lifeless body into the ground. You see, my new....associate and troubleshooter can be quite violent when he's displeased. Enjoy your short time as the 'World Champion' because your time is shorter than you realize, just like the Ultimate Championship Wrestling."

Maziar Sardar vs. Thommy Siema

Internet Title Match

Marv:hello everybody, we're all set for our main event which puts current Internet Champion Maziar Sardar againts the challenger Thommy Siemma.

Korbin: This has potential to be a great bout, We have two brawlers ready for a rumble. And speaking of the devil here comes our challenger TS. He's been hasn't seen a lot of action lately but he sure looks ready to pick up where he left off.

Marv: He sure does Korbin, and no soon than TS gets in the ring Maziar's music plays . . . . . . . . But where's the champ? Susan's comming down the aisle but where's Maziar?

Korbin: There, Maziar comes out of the crowd and nails TS from behind. And the bell rings and the match begins. TS tries to counter the irish whip attempt by MS but he just reverses it into a short arm clothesline.

Marv: Now he gets TS in a reverse chin lock, that's about as technically sound as these brawlers get. Won't see any sharpshooter, ankle locks or cross faces in this match Korbin.

Korbin: Who needs them, if i wanted all the matches to be technically sound i'd watch amateur wrestling. This will be a good old fashioned street fight. TS breaks the hold with a few elboes to the chest of MS and now backs him into the corner with a series of wild blows.

Marv: TS now climbs the turnbuckle and begins to pummel his opponent, but MS soon puts a stop to that as he grabs TS in a bear hug. TS is in some serious pain, he finally stops MS by poking him in the eyes.

Korbin: Boy, these guys don't seem to have any respect for each other Marv, TS goes in for the kill but MS retaliates with a low blow kick. The referee issues a warning to each wrestler, next time they'll be DQ'd. The two tie up and both men almost pop a vein as they both try to force the other back. MS delivers a swift kick to the gut of TS followed by a DDT.

Marv: MS covers, 1 . . 2, but TS gets the shoulder up. MS drops an elbow before picking TS up and sending him down with a body slam. Now he's pressing his foot against TS' face and twisting, that has to hurt. The ref breaks it up and MS just drops a leg across the throat of TS.

Korbin: MS with the pin, 1 . . 2 . . oh so close but TS kicks out! MS argues with the ref, he thought it was a three count. He turns around and narrowly dodges a super kick from TS, but he hits TS with a superkick of his own. He then nails a belly to back suplex.

Marv: Now Susan gets up on the ring apron, the referee turns to tell her to get down and Maziar rolls out of the ring. He searches underneath the ring and retrieves a gold bag. He brings it in the ring and sets a gold tee in TS' mouth and places a golf ball on it.

Korbin: The referee is still distracted by Susan, MS selects a 5 iron and stands at the head of TS. He lines up the club and ball, i think he's going to try to hit the ball off of TS's mouth. This is getting dangerous, dammit ref turn around!!

Marv: TS finally comes to and sees the golf club. He defiantly spits out the golf tee as MS raises the club. MS isn't amused, he gives TS a cold stare begore cracking the club over TS' head, busting him wide open.

Korbin: MS throws the club into the crowd and lays one arm over TS. Look at the man, he's grinning from ear to ear, mocking his oponent with the casual cover. Susan finally see's that MS has the pin and gets off the apron. The ref turns around and see's the pin.

marv: But he doesn't count, he just gives MS a glare, he knows MS did something, i mean look at the blood gushing from TS' forehead. MS just coyly shrugs and says he doesn't see any illegal objects. The ref reluctantly slides down and makes the slow count. 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . 3! *ding* This title match is over, and Maziar retains his Internet Title. This match is a travesty of justice, we'll have reactions to this on Turmoil, till then this is Marv and Korbin signing off.